What kind of 'cel' is the worst?

111  2018-05-18 by IfIHadANidoran

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Currycel > Heightcel > Facecel > Framecel > Mentalcel

Some women do prefer small frames, I've heard one she finds gay with muscles intimidating. Lots of tall lanky guys get laid. I'd much rather be a framecel than a mentalcel.

Mentalcels can hide the madnes and escapr inceldom for a short time

Some women do prefer small frames, I've heard one say she finds guys with muscles intimidating. Lots of tall lanky guys get laid.

small frames on guys 6 foot above tho

The average natural gym goer can never build the stereotypical bodybuilder physique. You need roids and good genetics for that. When women say they don't like muscly men they mean 21st century pro bodybuilders.

All women like moderate muscle mass (Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling and many other actors, especially younger ones).

A lot of men can't even get any bigger than these moderately muscled actors because of genetics. It takes up to 15 years to reach your natural potential. Almost no one does.

Currycel

What makes someone a 'currycel'? Is every person of Indian origin a currycel? I think that's kinda absurd.

With only 1.5 billion people, you know they ain't getting laid.

There's also the fact that there's a variety of ethnic groups who are considered 'indian'. Take two people from north and south India, they'll never look similar. I think 'currycel' is just a blatant generalisation that all Indians are the same.

I think you probably have autism

Dude, do you think most of the white guys here can tell the difference, or will ever care to tell?

can you tell what countries 'white guys' originate from by looking? bet not, curryman

Yeah usually South Indians like me don’t get laid, while my lighter skinned counterparts do. At least in America, where white women only go after white dudes or very white looking ethnics.

Being an Indian man in the West is probably the worst thing that could happen to you. Racism against Indians is completely normalized. I don’t mind racism for the most part, but it’s come to the point where women think “bob and vegen” memes are accurate representations of Indian men. For fucks sake I can speak English, I was born here. I’m not a creep, but the vast majority of women don’t care about getting to know me.

I lucked out though, and I am fortunately not a virgin. But it’s very depressing to get laughed at by even the most politically correct SJWs because nobody takes your race seriously

America is the worst place to be as an ethnic person. I feel sorry that you have faced this, but I can definitely say that you'll find less racism in the UK. Especially due to the large Indian population there.

If you arent getting laid how is India population so high? Also most Indians are dark skinned, so it seems the south indians are having most kids, not north indians

Incel racism is just a long troll.

If you are in a desert and all you had to eat was oatmeal ,you'd eat oatmeal. 1 billion curries in ndia who only have market access to other curries says absolutely nothing.

Second gen asian americans definitely have less options and being selected against. 50% of rice moids marry out and it'll only get worse .

Or, more to the point, the SMV of someone from India changes when they come to America. SMV is not absolute, it's relative. Treating decisions of white American women as the gold standard only reflects one's own preference for white women, rather than tracking objective reality.

Indians are gonna be the most populous nationality in the world. So most are getting laid.

it means they're screwed in the west. their women want white men and of course white women don't want them

White women dont want them because they are seen as feminine and weak. And tiny dongs

This is based on facts. Indian men have very tiny penises. Its well documented and a well established FACT. Not that it matters to me, but race does play a strong role in attraction.

I don't. Mine is 6". Does that make me white? Ofc not lmao

kek

Sorry to break it to you but it is a fact you need 7 in plus dick to avoid getting cucked in a relationship and to satisfy a women

Race has no correlation with dick size

It does. East asian and indian men have tiny penises while african and white men have big or above average penis size. Nature created humans this way

Then dont go to the west? They have their own country, quit bitching

China and India both have an epidemic of men being chronically single...

Chinese women are some of the worst in the world, but at least they're honest about it

No you fool. Currycel = guy who is Indian who can't get laid. Not every Indian man.

Lol you think him as less incel than him. Because curry worse than face. Just lol dude.

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Curry

What’s a facecel? Isn’t all incels automatically a facecel? All incels are ugly besides vocels

There's a difference between being somewhat ugly at 5'5 and having a normal functioning body but being disgustingly ugly.

Curry, always. You can look like Amitabh Bachchan but you always will be curry to the rest of the world.

What if you look like Hrithik Roshan? Most people wouldn't think he's Indian just by looking at him.

Worst how? The most worst off? Or the worst -cels in the community?

If it's the latter, then curries are the most beloved, and mentalcels can all die

lol yet again dontcomplain circumvents the selfie ban

Currycels but not by much those manlets really close if that curry swole they pass the manlets Manlet/currycel no chance!

Facecel. Not even close. Infact, an ugly face is a prerequisite to be a truecel. You can't be a truecels without one

I would hate being curry so id say that

Mfw when I’m all of the above.

mentalcel is definitely the least shitty, i can say that much. mentalcel may be too autistic to handle a ltr, but he can still get laid

not true, still a virgin at 29

Just go see a hooker. It's not a big deal. Just see what it's like.

cuz youre a currycel not a mentalcel

I wish this was true.

Oh dude just fuck a hooker. Or is it illegal where your from?

Currys have it the worst, at least in the US.

In what way? I have heard something similar about currys in Canada as well

They just face a lot of racial discrimination

Why? They are smart and many are well educated. They don't cause any trouble so why do they face racial discrimination?

Life's not fair ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

NO SHIT

Same reason why east asians get shit on for having small dicks and are the nerdy/irrelevant side character in hollywood movies. They completely beta-rize them.

East asian men yes. But not women. Wonder why.....

Curries are usually height and framecels by default

Haven't seen dontcomplain1 much since that selfie rule. Is he on suicide watch?

he posted today one of his photos next to a low-tier chad to mog him

Tfw you’re all 5 of them. Wtf is wrong with me

ur ugly bucko

Most "mentalcels" are just social failures, aka fakecels. However actual diagnosed mentalcels have my sympathy.

facecel > hieghtcel > framecels > currycel > mentalcel

heightcel + facecel + framecels here.

What's a framecel?

Graycel, wristcel, pencilneckcel here

Usually refered to someone with narrow shoulders or wide hips, or both.

What's a graycel?

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refered is actually spelled referred. You can remember it by two rs.
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Mental cel cause they are just autists with a nice face

i'm all five, FUCK

I'm all except curry but I know a couple of men IRL who are all 5

What about ricecel??

I'm a Facecel and I can't get laid unless I travel to East Asia (white skin worship) or pay prostitutes (and prostitutes have blocked me on Whatsapp or refused my money).

Doesn't matter that I'm taller than 6 feet, university educated, been to almost 40 countries, can talk on a plethora of subjects. I was also a gymcel when I was in my teens and early 20s.

People claim plastic surgery can fix hideous but it can't. I spent $10,000 already. It can only take you from hideous to less ugly.

At least if you're a HeightCel or a CurryCel then you can just cope by blaming heightism / racism. I can't blame uglyism because it isn't a recognized discriminatory anywhere.

6.0 feet = 1.8 metres.


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currycels by default are facecel/framecel/heightcel so currycel is the worst

Where's the chinkcel?

Did you really meme yourself? Fag

Facecel for sure, it's what lead me to become an escortcel in order to get laid.

three of them has aesthetic faces unironically

Currycel is the worst

Whichever one with the micro penis, button on a fur coat

short and ugly cels have it the worst.

Tfw when you are all of first four.

Ricecel

The currycel thing is made up nonsense. The reality is most Indians date their own, so people assume they aren't interested or they try a relationship but theres too many issues with their family being against them dating a non Indian.

I never girls I’m a curry. I always say I’m Cuban, luckily they’re way too dumb to tell I’m not, white girls especially.

Cel is the worst cel

baldcel

What is a framecel

Why are Facecel and Framecel sieg heiling? Why are there flies buzzing around the last three?

Being a currycel

They are the most inferior and at the bottom in everything

Curries have it worse everywhere.

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