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100  2018-05-17 by TheAnonymouse999

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When did the rock get grey hair?

When he got old.

Thought he was in his 30s

He's 46.

He's probably 40s now

Polynesians go grey/white really early. I went to a high school with a lot of Samoans and they all had white in their hair.

the smile that comes from a lifetime of mogging

What is mogging?

you're in the wrong part of town friendo

Holy shit! He looks smaller. Wtf? What is Dwane’s real height?

Look at him next to Melissa McCarthy, who is a pretty short woman, or next to Zac Efron, in that same video, who is 5'7 - 5'8.

They say The Rock is "only" 1'90 (6 ft 3) instead of 196 (6 ft 5) as some claim. Which already really damn tall.

In that picture Johnson appears to be 1,066 times as tall as Marky Mark, who is (allegedly) 5'8. That'd make The Rock 6'1.

In this picture with Sun Ming Ming, who is 7 ft 8,5 in, The Rock appears to be 6 ft 2,5 in.

I really don't think this guy is even close to 6 ft 5.

Impressed by the basicness of this stacy. Absolute foid.

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The Rock? Seriously? Nobody can compare to him. Anyone who tells you they wouldn’t sleep with him is not to be trusted.

I'm not gay though.

Doesn’t matter. It’s The Rock.

I'm a guy and I'd try to sleep with him. The man is good looking and apparently just a whole lot of fun to work with and be around

Same. He is charisma personified.

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It’s because Dwayne got a haircut.

Dwayne "The Mog" Johnson

It's over for Hartcels.

She's got such big boobies its like a single uniboob

Just go bald bro

From everything I've heard The Rock actually does have a great personality as well.

I'm not even jelly, it's the fucking Rock.

Imagine getting mogged by a fucking rock.