Hugh Hefner basically kept hot women as pets and here we are too pathetic to even get a 2/10 to sleep with us.

76  2018-05-17 by Jsm96

32 comments

he mogged us

No recessed chin, no incel

Yeah he was probably like 70 something in this pic yet he mogs me. He was a giga chad when he was younger.

he isn’t in a better place, nothing could be better

He literally lived every mans dream.

No, he didn't.

Just start your own magazine bro.

Can you offer fame and money?

He must have such a good personality

He probably does though.

Did*

Uhh, yeah. He was surrounded by beautiful women, had tons of money, and threw out tragically popular parties that everyone lived. He was well liked and rarely did anyone speak I’ll of him. So, yeah, he probably really did have a great personality. Who would be a dick with all of that going for them?

As cool as Heff was, polygamy is a terrible idea. If three women are with one man, and only that one man, then two Incels exist somewhere just through simple arithmetic.

True... Because every incel has a right to a government appointed Stacy

one day brother. One day

I disagree women rather be alone forever than with an incel. You can't count it as like 2 incels would be made because they weren't even competitors in this run.

Higher male mortality though.

By the end, it was a pretty sad, sexless, escort situation. It was all about the appearances for Hef. Read some of the "girlfriends'" accounts, it's pretty interesting.

When are gonna post more "splash of reality" posts.

still a better life than most old people

Of course, still rich and famous.

Oh no what a fucking shame only having a hundred beautiful women around you 24/7 god how could anyone live like that. That's just so depressing.

All women should be pets my guy they trash

The ugly old hebe made lots of money early in life, with one goal: drown in pussy. His looks or age never mattered, he was The Man.

Pretty cool print shirt, made up of magazine covers.

And his bed was covered with pussy jizz.

Not an incel He's a retired Chad he would've not even got a job like that if he was an incel to begin with

Mogged by a dead man. Pass the bleach please

He had a shit ton of prostitutes.

Hes a slayer. u can tell by his facial structure

I heard he had a viagra bedside dispenser

Hefner was a pimp and we should consider his image a benevolent one, especially since all the feminazis and soyboys hate him. He must have been good if they don't like him.

"Just be a pleighboi bro"