r/Braincels: I know a guy who is a 30 year-old 5'2" curly-haired Israeli carpenter, do you think he sat around complaining all day?

I know a guy who is a 30 year-old 5'2" curly-haired Israeli carpenter, do you think he sat around complaining all day?

75 2018-05-17 by Salvador66

Heck no. He went to confession to get a good personality, received baptism showers, and begin reading history of female Jewish protagonists. In no time, he became a 6' Aryan male who was able to perform miracles and develop a harem of at least one million female followers believing in his powers.

8 comments

1 Thataveragedude22 2018-05-17

I thought he turned into a 6'German nazi?

1 Salvador66 2018-05-17

1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-05-17

Jesus was volcel

1 Salvador66 2018-05-17

The Aryan Jesus was. The real Jesus was a truecel who never formed a family nor had a gf.

1 Zyklon_Bae 2018-05-17

Maria Magdalene was his favorite tho..

1 Zyklon_Bae 2018-05-17

I know a middle-aged, 5'2" balding Indian janitor..got any tips for him?

1 uuumatter 2018-05-17

Don’t worry, just have him read the Vedas a bunch, and then he will reincarnate into a 21 year old billionaire Gigachad.

1 redoveryellow 2018-05-17

I thought this would end with him dead on a cross