A message to roasties

135  2018-05-17 by sc2isadeadgame

56 comments

EDWARDOOOOOO ELRIIIICKUUUUUU

Just become an alchemist bro

just become an alchemist with infinite knowledge and basically a demigod but then throw all it away because you're a retarded cartoon bro

Its over for alchemistcels.

I love fma

The virgin Edward

The Chad Alphonse

10/10 hahahah

Not so virgin at the end (of the manga at least, dunno about Brotherhood)

Edward ♥️

Where are al these women with height preferences? I’m 6’3 and I’m struggling over here.

At least you are on the radar of women and will never be rejected because you are too small. Idk man you have the perfect height imo.

Being 5'8 I would kill just for a couple of inches more

Edward is fakecel. He grows taller later.

To like, 5’7

I mean, I'm only 4'11"

It's hard, but your height doesn't make you an incel. Although, it definitely felt like that when I was still an incel.

damn how tf did you make it out?

I have a 4'11" friend irl who is incel he needs intervention before he ropes

Do you want my honest answer? You probably won't like it.

It was all in my own head. I was negative and bitter about it. I thought I never had a chance. I thought girls only liked bad boys and Chad. All that general mentality.

I had to change myself. I had to alter what I thought. What I did. How I acted. The opening for me was when I was in college and started partying and when I would drink, I let down my mental wall. I just had fun and started fliritng and relaxed.

You have to realize you're a massive outlier. I can't think of a single women I have every met in my entire life that would date a 4'11 guy.

I know another guy from highschool just an inch taller than me. He does a fine job too.

I know a guy who came from India, can't be more than like, maaaaaybe 5ft2, he balded at the age of 16 with a voice that could be confused for a soprano, and he slays women. I can't count how many hotties this guy brings back. The craziest part? He's a fucking janitor. If he can do it, you have no excuses so stop complaining about women and go get 'em, slugger!

5'2" Indian Janitor

Provide proof or fuck off, retarded delusional idiot.

this is why you're incel

lel too obvious. cmon man..u gotta try.

You're a really boring person.

Damn.. I have nothing but respect for you.

I am 5'8 and I feel that it is a massive reason for me being incel. How did you overcome this feeling of inferiority? I constantly feel inferior and not like a man.

I had to take steps to improve myself. See, I think it's really more of social challenges rather than height. One thing I was always good at was making friends.

Try your best to make friends, with both girls and guys. I have a few friends I always feel inadequate next to, it happens, but I also recognize that they feel really insecure about things in their lives too.

Dude my best friend is 5’8 and he has fucked and dated our entire local college campus..... 5’8 isn’t even really short in my book. Don’t listen too much to what mean spirited people on the internet say. I’m 5’9 and have never been ridiculed for my height by women.

My 5'4" female roommate is dating a 5'8" kinda chubby guy. But he's confident and funny and calm, so his height doesn't even seem like a factor to her.

He's taller than her

I know, I was juat trying to say that 5'8" doesn't mean it's over

Lol he's taller than her

So? My man is 5’7. The exact same height as me. He’s gotten a decent amount of tail, and he has a long term girlfriend who’s pretty objectively about 6-7/10. Because he didn’t sit around and let his height ruin his life.

My uncle did it too. He was a 40 years old 5'3'' balding indian janitor and couldn't get laid. Do you think he sat all day complaining about it? No. He started to shower regularly, lift, go to therapy and watched a lot of movies with strong female protagonists, now, one year after, he's a 23 years old 6'2'' white muscular guy with a chiseled face and a job as a CEO of a company. I really don't doubt about your friend, I've seen it myself.

Love this pasta lol

How tall is the girl you are dating currently?

I'm not exclusively dating any one girl ATM. Right now I have two girls who I just have no strings attached things with. I don't want to date either of them and vice versa, but we like having our fun.

One is only a little taller than me, 5'2" the other is like 5'8" or 5'9"

Please teach me your ways. Please mentor me.

Haha! Patience, grasshopper. I'd be happy to help ya however I can.

Bullshit. All. Of. it.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

Hmmm...do we know each other irl perhaps? I’ve never met another guy my height before, so I’m worried this may be me

Hey ANDY, you're a habitual liar ANDY. Your reddit history is just filled with contradictions and exaggerated lies.

You're still incel, you look like a bag of mashed potatoes https://imgur.com/a/8cY5Clx

Stop with the lies and cope you crazy brain dead moron.

Don't tell me what to do

Did you even read the title post? It's not directed at incels ffs

I thought girls can't be incels

Alphonse mogs us all

He is crying because this is the hard cold truth

hunter x hunter > FMAB

Get out

why?

Agreed. I wish I had a friendship as grest as Gon and Killua.

Roasties don't give a shit. They have a first class seat on the express train* to cavemansville and they're going to be so fucking wet the entire way there. Yeah, their "wetness" has a slight nasty fishy smell to it and she's starting to get cellulite, but she's perfect.

*The train won't leave the station until a man makes it leave because roasties don't contribute or put forth effort into anything, it's not built into their genes, so for the moment the seats are all soaked in stank ass STD tuna juice. Sorry...her sexy moistness.

Hwhat in tarnation

ya'll

Agreed. They give zero fucks. Why? They’re using orbiters as their emotional tampons. Everything is given to them on a silver platter.

Aaaaand they won't listen. Can't fight your DNA.

Aaaaand they won't listen. Can't fight your DNA.

Fighting your DNA is literally the only thing that separates man from animal...

...of course the animals don't understand this, as they're lower class, lower level creatures...

We are animals. Maybe a little smarter, but still animals. Don't get it twisted. Swallow the black pill.

Don't get it twisted.

OK, so you're a low class piece of trash who can't follow logic but just follows his feelings because he's an animal. Therefore we can expect you to murder and rape people because animals do that since animals do whatever they feel like without thinking.

Since your argument, like all other "we're animals" arguments is really "we shouldn't have to think, we should just react on raw biological impulse and instinct, like animals, and therefore anything goes.*

NO.

Don't think "we're animals" is clever perspective... You can't go

Scar is am ethnic cel thst mogs them all

Didn't know these incel threads were genuinely real until i saw them Yikes.

blond blue eyed german, that eventually grows. Not a incel

But in the end Edward wins. Truly power of renkinjutsushi.

Not an incel...or short, but I'll agree with this post

just become an alchemist with infinite knowledge and basically a demigod but then throw all it away because you're a retarded cartoon bro

10/10 hahahah

My uncle did it too. He was a 40 years old 5'3'' balding indian janitor and couldn't get laid. Do you think he sat all day complaining about it? No. He started to shower regularly, lift, go to therapy and watched a lot of movies with strong female protagonists, now, one year after, he's a 23 years old 6'2'' white muscular guy with a chiseled face and a job as a CEO of a company. I really don't doubt about your friend, I've seen it myself.