What would you do if you got a GF?

38  2018-05-17 by lonely_suicidal_cel

I would take her to adventures throughout the city. Go to picnics, hold her hand. Hug.

Ugh, such suicide fuel that I will never get to do any of that.

29 comments

make a fake chad profile and msg her and cuck myself

damn.

is this a good blackpilled way to test if NAWALT in the rare chance that one of us ascends?

Bruh if you ascend and the first thing you do is try to catfish your girlfriend you have not fucking ascended you have sabotaged yourself.

if your gf falls for a catfish, then you haven't ascended.

If it's sabotaging yourself, then your gf is fake.

She’s not yours it’s just your turn but if you sabotage yourself it won’t even be a fun turn. If you ever ascend theirs gonna be someone better than you so, just always gotta remember the blackpill

i would never have fun with being a "turn" js js.

and if all it takes for her to cheat is a catfish, then............

well, i don't wanna date her anyways

Trucel

Which GF? Shiva?

Nah, Siren

I stop posting here

Ignore and abuse her. Apparently that's the only way to keep her

Ah yes, the "that guy has what I want so he must be awful" meme. Classic.

Women love abuse from Chads. Does it trigger you, cuck? Do you need your Nintendo Switch?

Na. Most men are decent people, even the attractive ones.

I'm pretty sure calling them "Foid" is not helping your case at all.

Yikes dude.....

homicidal suicide tbh

Wow epic suicide fuel. Just imagine a day with someone who loves you for who you are. No worry in the world, just you two having a blast, laughing, holding hands, and thinking about nothing other than yourselves. Even those text messages through out the day asking you how’s it going, knowing that there’s someone out there that just you know loves you. Ya sex is probably great, but nothing would feel better than finally just connecting with another human, who sees something in you, especially when you’ve been deprived of it all your life. I dream of just a day like this, just me and my looksmatchs(I don’t need a Stacy) enjoying life. Well anyway back to reality, it’s so over, thinking about just makes me want to sui. Atleast I’m in a community with people with the same problems, otherwise I’d sui by now. The feeling hurts to much, and while it’s over for me, I hope you fellow brocels escape this hell.

Man those sound so good i hope i'll be able to do something like that this sunmer. Maybe go to a picnic or a carnival i love going for hotdogs and ice cream

My literal dream would be to take a girl (who wanted to be there) on a picnic on a nice day this fucking sucks man

Hug, cuddle, say nice things, watch the sunset, etc.

…Where are the IT posters now?

There are so many posts in here that girls would think of as sweet and romantic.

Remember boyos, if you ever get this chance make sure your girl feels safe and secure with you. Make her feel that you will protect her if anything goes down. That's one of the reasons abusive guys have success and why being a dick works.

Some girls are so screwed up they want guys to hit them. It goes back to that protector role.

Take walks through the city and nature, eat ice cream in the sun, picnics in the sun, play dota together, watch funny shit on youtube, talk about different things and life, cuddle

Its come to the point my brain goes blank every time i think of myself with a girlfriend. It just isnt theoretically possible

Take her to Europe and live it up.

Bang her, obviously.

Obvious is obvious

Men are the true romantics.

Just hearing how much you long for this is going to make me rope by proxy.😕

Love her.