Most people will agree with you, but I'm sure at least one person in this world will think the guy on the right is better looking. Beauty is subjective remember?
Reminder that the guy on the left will be constantly walking on thin ice the second he walks out of his house. Any small thing he does wrong socially will be used as an excuse as to why he is creepy or has a bad personality. If the guy on the left were a known abusive boyfriend with occasional stalker behavior, women will still be more creeped out by the guy on the left.
Get glasses that actually fit his face, lose that grotesque excuse for a goatee he's got going would be a better start to clean himself up, cause yeah neither of those things are really helping him much.
Dude on right looks like a younger John Cena....is it?
Maybe. He could try shaving it all off and growing it out together, blending it for an actual goatee that connects to front of chin/mustache, get rid of whatever the hell that fade is and the side jaw he's got going.
God I hate you people. I mean I think its lame they ban any sub, but this one is not helping people. We all know life is easier for attractive people. And money keeps you looking good.
So the fuck what. You could have sex if you weren't doing whatever it is your doing here. Also, so what on some sex. Life isn't fair on a goddamn ontological level and your bitter that people are shallow. I recommend tryptamines to all of you... And there's always heroin if there isn't any potential enlightenment on your particular, one oared rowboat..
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1 KitchenEmployment 2018-05-17
I like the guy on the left teeheehee
1 superman1145 2018-05-17
Most people will agree with you, but I'm sure at least one person in this world will think the guy on the right is better looking. Beauty is subjective remember?
1 KitchenEmployment 2018-05-17
Yes indeed. I’m sure he had a great personality.
1 teeteedoubleyoudee 2018-05-17
I wish I had his head of hair, that's for sure. He just needs a change of specs.
1 theonetruekike 2018-05-17
and a change of face
1 -SpinxS 2018-05-17
lol aren't you mortybot or whatver your name was?
1 The_Real_Cannaman 2018-05-17
She is
1 KitchenEmployment 2018-05-17
I am.
1 -SpinxS 2018-05-17
why do you still visit this subreddit? go to a therapist.
1 KitchenEmployment 2018-05-17
This subreddit is the only place people won’t lie to me. Braincels knows the truth about lookism.
1 fuckup-nomore 2018-05-17
I can’t even morph myself as GL as the right guy. I end up looking like a bigger Brett maverick smh. It’s over
1 Jsm96 2018-05-17
I would kill myself if I looked like the guy on the left, not even joking.
1 mittrinilli 2018-05-17
Guy on the left has some serious personality issues
1 sfcel 2018-05-17
I don't understand why he hates women so much...
1 andinuad 2018-05-17
The picture of the guy on the left says so many things about his personality.
(-) His black cheap t-shirt implies that he is quite poor or doesn't care about how he dresses.
(-) Glasses implies that he is to cheap to get an eye operation or at least contact lenses. Nobody likes cheap people.
(-) Badly cared-for facial hair implies laziness.
(-) Being so thin implies that he is too lazy or insecure to go to the gym.
(-) No flowers in the living room nor flowers implies that he doesn't really know how to take care of a home properly.
(-) Not looking directly into the camera when taking a selfie implies that he is very bad at photography.
(-) Having sad-looking facial expression in a selfie implies that he is quite a debbie-downer in general and noone likes those.
(+) Given that he has one brown eye and one blue eyes means he has genetically superior eye DNA.
(+) Decent hair overall. That implies that he has the discipline to take care of himself.
1 Zyklon_Bae 2018-05-17
He just needs to smile more!
1 rileymils 2018-05-17
Reminder that the guy on the left will be constantly walking on thin ice the second he walks out of his house. Any small thing he does wrong socially will be used as an excuse as to why he is creepy or has a bad personality. If the guy on the left were a known abusive boyfriend with occasional stalker behavior, women will still be more creeped out by the guy on the left.
1 celaway1696 2018-05-17
Guy on the left mogs me. Fucking hell it's just over.
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2018-05-17
Sorry dude, in what way does he mog you?
1 celaway1696 2018-05-17
In every way.
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2018-05-17
Don't worry. Sex robots are just around the corner. ;-) And plastic surgery is also an option or at least something you can work towards.
1 Mr_Breast 2018-05-17
yeah right. This meme is gerring old.
1 celaway1696 2018-05-17
He does... On top of that, he's white and i'm ethnic.
1 Mr_Breast 2018-05-17
It would be physically possible for someone to have a narrower jowline/more recessed chin.
1 celaway1696 2018-05-17
You can still be uglier without having a more recessed chin.
1 Mr_Breast 2018-05-17
No way this guy mogs you/ Send a pic.
1 celaway1696 2018-05-17
Lol. Send a pic so I can end up a meme like St. BlackOps2Cel? Nah, i'd rather not be associated with incels. It'd be social suicide.
1 Mr_Breast 2018-05-17
then shut up!
1 Dellarie 2018-05-17
Dat hairline doe
1 Robx9001 2018-05-17
Think it would matter if left was completely bald?
1 Dellarie 2018-05-17
Ofc no, it's just that all his attractiveness points went to his hair, lol
1 NewestNightmare 2018-05-17
I wouldn’t even blame some for going ER if they looked like the guy on the left
1 cool144 2018-05-17
no bones vs boned
1 Fourthwade1 2018-05-17
Get glasses that actually fit his face, lose that grotesque excuse for a goatee he's got going would be a better start to clean himself up, cause yeah neither of those things are really helping him much.
Dude on right looks like a younger John Cena....is it?
1 mazafakaaaa 2018-05-17
no glasses would ever fit that face
1 LinksLight 2018-05-17
I agree the goatee is grotesque but the bare chin would be more grotesque
1 Fourthwade1 2018-05-17
Maybe. He could try shaving it all off and growing it out together, blending it for an actual goatee that connects to front of chin/mustache, get rid of whatever the hell that fade is and the side jaw he's got going.
1 NoNefariousness6 2018-05-17
Wow, now he's a 1.5/10 instead of a 1/10
1 andinuad 2018-05-17
The picture of the guy on the left says so many things about his personality.
(-) His black cheap t-shirt implies that he is quite poor or doesn't care about how he dresses.
(-) Glasses implies that he is to cheap to get an eye operation or at least contact lenses. Nobody likes cheap people.
(-) Badly cared-for facial hair implies laziness.
(-) Being so thin implies that he is too lazy or insecure to go to the gym.
(-) No flowers in the living room nor flowers implies that he doesn't really know how to take care of a home properly.
(-) Not looking directly into the camera when taking a selfie implies that he is very bad at photography.
(-) Having sad-looking facial expression in a selfie implies that he is quite a debbie-downer in general and noone likes those.
(+) Given that he has one brown eye and one blue eyes means he has genetically superior eye DNA.
(+) Decent hair overall. That implies that he has the discipline to take care of himself.
1 Tha_Crock 2018-05-17
I legit lol'd.
1 TruthbeTold9999 2018-05-17
Do you not see where his chin starts? It starts at his neck. You are literally retarded and definitely an incel.
1 Disappointedshorty 2018-05-17
That left guy’s hair mogs me to hell and back. Wow. I’m envy of his hair.
1 SleepySentience 2018-05-17
I prefer the guy on the left tbh, because it's more about who you think makes you feel more comfortable.
1 superman1145 2018-05-17
So you’re saying you don’t like the guy on the right because he’s way out of your league?
1 moggedbyall 2018-05-17
"Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder"
Mr. TeeHee Sama
1 Zyklon_Bae 2018-05-17
http://i.pictr.com/soi6ekahhd.png
1 ItsOkToBeBlack 2018-05-17
An it user told me there is no one objectively more attractive between meeks and Steve buscemi. It's all preference.
1 -NevereverKnowsBest- 2018-05-17
God I hate you people. I mean I think its lame they ban any sub, but this one is not helping people. We all know life is easier for attractive people. And money keeps you looking good.
So the fuck what. You could have sex if you weren't doing whatever it is your doing here. Also, so what on some sex. Life isn't fair on a goddamn ontological level and your bitter that people are shallow. I recommend tryptamines to all of you... And there's always heroin if there isn't any potential enlightenment on your particular, one oared rowboat..
1 superman1145 2018-05-17
What a retard
1 -NevereverKnowsBest- 2018-05-17
I think it's actually pronounced rètard. Dummy