8:00 am: Wake up, shower, put on make-up for chad I mean yourself

9:00 am: Go to work listening to misogynistic rap music and singing along

9:30 am: Arrive to work. Try to avoid to talking to the “creepy” (ugly) guy who feels “entitled” to your time

9:30 am - 3:30 pm: Work. Half ass everything. Doesn’t matter because you have a pussy pass. Mid-day a factory worker comes in half alive and stinks up your office with his rotting flesh from being overworked. Talk to your coworker about how weird and gross he is.

3:30 pm: Get off work. Listen to a radio show that gives women advice on how to get Chad

4:00 pm: Come home. Order a pizza for you and your husband because cooking is oppressive

5:30 pm: Drink a glass of wine and read a novel about a sociopath sexually dominating a woman while you get more wet than you ever have for your husband

7:00 pm: Post on inceltears about how the patriarchy is incels biggest enemy

10:00 pm: Go to sleep next to your husband. Tell him you have a headache and can’t putout tonight. You lay beside him and dream of how nice your life would be if you husband was Chad.

Disclaimer: Yes I’m aware this probably doesn’t match your day perfectly, femoids. This is called satire. It is a collection of common hypocritical actions of femoids that was put together to entertain. It’s not real life.