Nope it don’t, some will say it’s because dark humor is unattractive but guys at school who spit nothing but racist jokes and make fun of others were just hitting some tight wet prime teenage pussy last weekend after prom while I sat and rotted in my room with a bottle of redneck homemade shitty sugar wine. I will most likely take my head clean off with my granddads shotty next prom night, almost did this one
If you’re that young, trust me, there’s a long life ahead of you and lots of time. I almost killed myself for similar reasons in high school. Everything worked out...but it took years. It’s worth waiting.
It is amazing how much this is true, fortunately I liked my highschool and had no ill feelings towards it, in fact I sort of loved high school. That being said, the moment you graduate you will never have to deal with those people again and it happens incredibly fast.
Why should I wait years for women to notice me because of my big paycheck while women won’t give me time of day when I try to talk to them now.
Why should I sit and rot in my room while other guys are out having fun with girls.
If I was given a chance and I failed it would be different, I’d be a lot less whiny about it, but they don’t even give me a chance. I’m invisible to them
Yes. People don't seem to realize how large the incel problem is and how big of an issue it is for the healthy development of a human being. The consequenses of inceldom are enormous and should be one of the key focus areas of politicians. No one should experience puberty as an ugly man. The only final and moral solution I can think of is Antinatalism and maybe Eugenics, both are most likely impossible to apply in practice.
Are you serious? If you're expecting "prime teenage pussy" to fall on top of your cock you're going to be lonely for decades bro.
Either jocks or nice guys with the balls to approach girls get this, but not people sitting at home writing posts like this.
If you're really wanting to experience pussy then find a hooker or escort, but you're not going to have a connection if you're just expecting shit to happen. I've had sex with 3 women and started in my 30's but not without lots of work socializing and mastering how to be interesting while also being closely focused in my own fields of study.
Chad isn't cold approaching women like that. That's more like a normie who subscribed to PUA subculture.
If you see Chad in public he can do things like sit alone at coffee shops and women will literally walk up to him, approach him and ask him for sex (I've seen it many times ~ stranger woman goes up to a guy, shakes his hand and off to pound town they go).
Jaw implants or fillers. Fillers I hear are much less hassle, and really cheap, but only last 6 months. Gonna use it as a trial before jumping fully into surgery
Did you call it, "tight wet prime teenage pussy" when you were in high school too? This phrasing sounds suspect. Like it was written by an older person into jb. I'm just saying. Either OP is not actually a teenager, or he's just really creepy and should maybe try working on that. #creepcel
Bro I know this will sound cliche and I am sure you won't believe me but being different in highschool isn't the same as being different in college or the real world. You eventually find your niche and you find someone. I never had the problem in highschool because I hung out with everyone but to my friends who did they found their niche with the theater girls some of whom were pretty hot nerds. I also dated some of the nerdier girls who were cute in high school.
Then once you graduate my friend 90% you don't even talk to those kids and their lives will have peaked when football goes away forever and they become droids at landscaping companies. I have a huge network of friends and I graduated highschool 8 years ago and only 2 of them are from my high school days.
It can be hard to see through high school but please, please don't kill yourself over this, they will have won. You actually strike me as one of the ones who is introspective enough to understand this. Women at that age are just innately attracted to men who are objectively horrible but do what you do brother and stand out in your own way and the girls will come.
Believe me they weren’t hitting teenage pussy because they made fun of people, they probably did it because they could. And you should go find out what you can do and do it instead of rotting in a room.
Meh I feel like a lot of people in this sub who are shitting on the make her laugh thing are younger and are dealing with genuinely stupiud thots who are 100% basic and have no sense of irony and humor beyond what dumb shit the kids on the football team do.
Once you get older you find women who appreciate you guys different sense of humor cause a lot of you are funny and whatnot, the key is being funny in a way that makes you look confident and not self defeated.
You see here, there is a clear problem. Once I get older women will not appreciate a different sense of humor, they will appriciate a big paycheck. When you are older women look for providers to betabux.
It’s now or never and for me it looks like never
Haha you need to get off this sub itll warp your view of reality. Of course betabux is a thing but half the country lives on 30,000 dollars are less and still get laid on sheer force of will.
I assure you, find your social niche hang out with those people, be yourself but be confident and you will meet people. And whatever you do please don't kill yourself because ditsy white girls in highschool are attracted to racist assholes. I am going to repeat this cliche because it is absolutely true. When you leave highschool you will not set foot in the building again for years and not even really hear from your classmates. Highschool just isn't for everyone.
Once I get older women will not appreciate a different sense of humor, they will appriciate a big paycheck.
How do you know this? You have 30 years experience in relationship and have dated 30 women? Is your dad a cuckhold and told you the story?
If you stop spending time 'rotting in your room' and socialize, women will want to be around you because you're confident and having fun. Women don't know you're making money. A girl I started dating thought I was unemployed because the weird times I was available. I was a virgin until my 30's so don't give me some chad bullshit.
I know that because after riding the cock carousel in their teens and 20s women settle down with providers like yourself, it’s literally a scientific fact, and I have tried to socialize multiple times. I’m not some social retard, I’m a lineman on the football team although I may not do it next year cuz it’s really not worth it, I’m also part of academic challenge, and while I don’t have some huge circle of friends I can always find someone to talk to, besides a girl because whenever I try to talk to a girl, whether it’s a 5/10 emo girl or one of the hottest girls in my grade, I am practically fucking ignored. I know the only damn thing holding me back is my face, that is literally all it could be. There is not any hope unless I wait years to be betabuxx or get plastic surgery again in years and by then it’s not worth it because I’ll be years behind in relationship experience and nobody will want be because of that. When I talk to girls tho, it’s like they just want me to fucking go away. Im not some super shy insecure faggot, but unless they need an answer or somthing from me it’s like im not even human to them.
Scientific fact according to what science? (Fyi - "just look around you" is not am empirical form of science)
Just trying to understand your line of thinking, if you only start getting sex in your 30s and you feel sure the girl will still cuck you, what about those in relationships in their late teens/early 20s? Are they chads by definition?
Following the 80/20 rule they are most likely the 20% or women who can’t get chad for some reason or chose to settle with a chadlite or High tier normie after a short ride on the cock carousel. You rarely see those girls settling with butt ugly Guys like me until they got kids or are older and used up
Not even its more like people naturally separate out into different groups and those girls end up marrying some boring banker who wears white new balances and dances like a bitch.
Then there are your more hipstery or intellectual types who were ignored in highschool but were genuinely pretty attractive that find their niche in arts school or in college. Things shake out. I say this as a 26 year old about to graduate law school who has seen the process for the past 8 years of my life since graduating high school. Its the groupthink that only certain girls are worthy of attention in high school that generates a lot of misery.
Aka, once she's done riding the cock carousel and wants to settle down. We already know this shit. Foids go for beta cucks once they've gotten roasted by Chads in their youth. You don't even have to be funny, you can just betabux. She'll still cuck you though.
Sure bud I have slept with dozens of women and you are likely incel, so who do you trust more in terms of experience with women. The point of my post is not that you should date some basic bitch, merely that girls in high school who no one really looked at develop into being solid 7-9s and people find groups that suit them in college.
I have seen it happened as I am 26 at the end of law school.
And surprise surprise by the time you do settle down in your mid twenties you are likely to at least have had 3 partners statistically so unless you want a virgin we all ride the sex carousel to varying degrees before we get married etc.
Well normal people that is who aren't self pitying incels.
I'm in my late 20s and still incel, lol. I'm a lawyer so I do have the opportunity to beta bux for some foid. However, she'll just cuck me for Chad whenever she can.
if youre a chad in a relationship do you get cucked? Wikipedia says adultery rates for men are about 28%, while 15% to women, how do you square that with what you say?
if youre a chad in a relationship do you get cucked?
Very rarely. If a Chad is cucked, then it's by a Tyrone, Gigachad or a slayer.
Wikipedia says adultery rates for men are about 28%, while 15% to women, how do you square that with what you say?
Those studies are inherently inaccurate and even if they were accurate, they vary depending on country. Reality is that unless you're a Chad, foids are guaranteed to cuck you.
Teehee what a nice funny guy
Anybody would be lucky to have you teehee
I’ll message you later I’m going for a walk to chads house
He’s such a nice guy teeheehee
Sure bud I have slept with dozens of women and you are likely incel, so who do you trust more in terms of experience with women. The point of my post is not that you should date some basic bitch, merely that girls in high school who no one really looked at develop into being solid 7-9s and people find groups that suit them in college.
I have seen it happened as I am 26 at the end of law school.
And surprise surprise by the time you do settle down in your mid twenties you are likely to at least have had 3 partners statistically so unless you want a virgin we all ride the sex carousel to varying degrees before we get married etc.
Well normal people that is who aren't self pitying incels.
I'm in my late 20s and still incel, lol. I'm a lawyer so I do have the opportunity to beta bux for some foid. However, she'll just cuck me for Chad whenever she can.
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1 BLACCEL 2018-05-16
10/10 Comediancel
1 TheBottomeOnePercent 2018-05-16
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
1 The_Real_Cannaman 2018-05-16
Top kek
1 Fernandonut 2018-05-16
Kekiest of keks
1 throwaway43503460340 2018-05-16
kek
1 lonely_suicidal_cel 2018-05-16
Kek
1 incelery33333 2018-05-16
Lol damn. Brutal.
1 escapetheinceldom 2018-05-16
The toppest kek of all the top kekkiest keks.
1 based_meme 2018-05-16
K E K
1 crash11235 2018-05-16
Just make her laugh bro
1 VodKA_1488 2018-05-16
Only works on Asians because when they laugh they can’t see how ugly you are
1 imadethistoshitpostt 2018-05-16
*raughs*
1 shockinghillaryquote 2018-05-16
ohhh snap. racistcel.
1 Panseared_Tuna 2018-05-16
Found the humorless twit
1 BasedRubby 2018-05-16
1 CountyMcCounterson 2018-05-16
MUH HUMORCAUST
1 Ban_Me_boi 2018-05-16
Well meme'd friend. Here, have an upvote.
1 celaway1696 2018-05-16
It works on everyone with almond eyes. I can barely see when I smile/laugh really hard and i'm not a RiceCel.
1 dumbkidaccount 2018-05-16
Make her laugh theory confirmed
1 trivial0 2018-05-16
high iq
1 keyandfeels 2018-05-16
High IQ Post
1 TurboTrashman 2018-05-16
K E K
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1 VodKA_1488 2018-05-16
KEK E E KEK
1 SaggingFunBags 2018-05-16
So true
1 iQ9k 2018-05-16
I know that personality doesn't matter because yall hilarious but that don't matter cuh
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1 WarAndGeese 2018-05-16
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1 VodKA_1488 2018-05-16
Nope it don’t, some will say it’s because dark humor is unattractive but guys at school who spit nothing but racist jokes and make fun of others were just hitting some tight wet prime teenage pussy last weekend after prom while I sat and rotted in my room with a bottle of redneck homemade shitty sugar wine. I will most likely take my head clean off with my granddads shotty next prom night, almost did this one
1 leiphos 2018-05-16
If you’re that young, trust me, there’s a long life ahead of you and lots of time. I almost killed myself for similar reasons in high school. Everything worked out...but it took years. It’s worth waiting.
1 tpotts16 2018-05-16
It is amazing how much this is true, fortunately I liked my highschool and had no ill feelings towards it, in fact I sort of loved high school. That being said, the moment you graduate you will never have to deal with those people again and it happens incredibly fast.
1 VodKA_1488 2018-05-16
Why should I wait years for women to notice me because of my big paycheck while women won’t give me time of day when I try to talk to them now. Why should I sit and rot in my room while other guys are out having fun with girls. If I was given a chance and I failed it would be different, I’d be a lot less whiny about it, but they don’t even give me a chance. I’m invisible to them
1 [deleted] 2018-05-16
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1 c_sanders15 2018-05-16
Seriously? People are down voting this comment? Should he be encouraging OP to kill himself? Is that the popular opinion here?
1 hara-kiri-enthusiast 2018-05-16
Yes
1 VolCelII 2018-05-16
Why do you want op to suffer for the rest of his life you sick fuck.
1 _neutral_username_ 2018-05-16
Yes. People don't seem to realize how large the incel problem is and how big of an issue it is for the healthy development of a human being. The consequenses of inceldom are enormous and should be one of the key focus areas of politicians. No one should experience puberty as an ugly man. The only final and moral solution I can think of is Antinatalism and maybe Eugenics, both are most likely impossible to apply in practice.
1 penistouches 2018-05-16
Are you serious? If you're expecting "prime teenage pussy" to fall on top of your cock you're going to be lonely for decades bro.
Either jocks or nice guys with the balls to approach girls get this, but not people sitting at home writing posts like this.
If you're really wanting to experience pussy then find a hooker or escort, but you're not going to have a connection if you're just expecting shit to happen. I've had sex with 3 women and started in my 30's but not without lots of work socializing and mastering how to be interesting while also being closely focused in my own fields of study.
1 _neutral_username_ 2018-05-16
Nah its not about sex teenagers need romantic validation from the other sex
Being an ugly teenager is awful
Imagine having the brain of a teenager and being ugly
Jezus fucking christ did guys fall on your fucking heads when little and destroyed your fucking empathy area
1 MgtowEuphoria 2018-05-16
Chad isn't cold approaching women like that. That's more like a normie who subscribed to PUA subculture.
If you see Chad in public he can do things like sit alone at coffee shops and women will literally walk up to him, approach him and ask him for sex (I've seen it many times ~ stranger woman goes up to a guy, shakes his hand and off to pound town they go).
1 Quentin__Tarantulino 2018-05-16
Is Chad a real person? You’ve seen “him”? You’ve actually witnessed a woman walking up to a man (in any situation, anywhere) and ask him for sex?
Or you’ve, once or twice, witnessed a woman being forward and flirting with a man unsolicited. And you have no idea what the end result was.
1 iQ9k 2018-05-16
Save money and get surgery that's what I'm doing
1 lieutenantseaanemone 2018-05-16
What surgery u gettin
1 iQ9k 2018-05-16
Jaw implants or fillers. Fillers I hear are much less hassle, and really cheap, but only last 6 months. Gonna use it as a trial before jumping fully into surgery
1 lieutenantseaanemone 2018-05-16
Are fillers just for your jaw too?
1 iQ9k 2018-05-16
Ye
1 lieutenantseaanemone 2018-05-16
Any idea what your face will look like after?
1 iQ9k 2018-05-16
Better
1 Pyrokill 2018-05-16
Yo chill, plenty of people don't have anything to do with girls until they leave high school. You just ended up in an unlucky area.
1 ivoryjubilee 2018-05-16
Life starts anew until the same thing happens in college and you're back in the same spot pretty much in 3 years time sure
1 c_sanders15 2018-05-16
Did you call it, "tight wet prime teenage pussy" when you were in high school too? This phrasing sounds suspect. Like it was written by an older person into jb. I'm just saying. Either OP is not actually a teenager, or he's just really creepy and should maybe try working on that. #creepcel
1 sizuha 2018-05-16
Bullshit, college is exactly the same at least.
1 tpotts16 2018-05-16
Bro I know this will sound cliche and I am sure you won't believe me but being different in highschool isn't the same as being different in college or the real world. You eventually find your niche and you find someone. I never had the problem in highschool because I hung out with everyone but to my friends who did they found their niche with the theater girls some of whom were pretty hot nerds. I also dated some of the nerdier girls who were cute in high school.
Then once you graduate my friend 90% you don't even talk to those kids and their lives will have peaked when football goes away forever and they become droids at landscaping companies. I have a huge network of friends and I graduated highschool 8 years ago and only 2 of them are from my high school days.
It can be hard to see through high school but please, please don't kill yourself over this, they will have won. You actually strike me as one of the ones who is introspective enough to understand this. Women at that age are just innately attracted to men who are objectively horrible but do what you do brother and stand out in your own way and the girls will come.
1 iQ9k 2018-05-16
I didn't go to either prom. Honestly who the fuck wants to go through that promposal beta bullshit anyways. Not cope legit like wtf is that shit
1 kifmaster11235 2018-05-16
Believe me they weren’t hitting teenage pussy because they made fun of people, they probably did it because they could. And you should go find out what you can do and do it instead of rotting in a room.
1 EmbiidThaGoat 2018-05-16
So sad that another person my age could be this fucked in the head
1 ChromeHomeDome 2018-05-16
Kek
1 tpotts16 2018-05-16
Meh I feel like a lot of people in this sub who are shitting on the make her laugh thing are younger and are dealing with genuinely stupiud thots who are 100% basic and have no sense of irony and humor beyond what dumb shit the kids on the football team do.
Once you get older you find women who appreciate you guys different sense of humor cause a lot of you are funny and whatnot, the key is being funny in a way that makes you look confident and not self defeated.
1 VodKA_1488 2018-05-16
You see here, there is a clear problem. Once I get older women will not appreciate a different sense of humor, they will appriciate a big paycheck. When you are older women look for providers to betabux. It’s now or never and for me it looks like never
1 tpotts16 2018-05-16
Haha you need to get off this sub itll warp your view of reality. Of course betabux is a thing but half the country lives on 30,000 dollars are less and still get laid on sheer force of will.
I assure you, find your social niche hang out with those people, be yourself but be confident and you will meet people. And whatever you do please don't kill yourself because ditsy white girls in highschool are attracted to racist assholes. I am going to repeat this cliche because it is absolutely true. When you leave highschool you will not set foot in the building again for years and not even really hear from your classmates. Highschool just isn't for everyone.
1 itsbeenover 2018-05-16
facts
1 VodKA_1488 2018-05-16
If she doesn’t have chads kids when you meet her, she will mysteriously become pregnant with a baby that looks nothing like you
1 itsbeenover 2018-05-16
uh, she got impregnated by god duh
1 [deleted] 2018-05-16
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1 the-Meeks-shall-rule 2018-05-16
Imagine raising Chad's child
1 penistouches 2018-05-16
How do you know this? You have 30 years experience in relationship and have dated 30 women? Is your dad a cuckhold and told you the story?
If you stop spending time 'rotting in your room' and socialize, women will want to be around you because you're confident and having fun. Women don't know you're making money. A girl I started dating thought I was unemployed because the weird times I was available. I was a virgin until my 30's so don't give me some chad bullshit.
1 VodKA_1488 2018-05-16
I know that because after riding the cock carousel in their teens and 20s women settle down with providers like yourself, it’s literally a scientific fact, and I have tried to socialize multiple times. I’m not some social retard, I’m a lineman on the football team although I may not do it next year cuz it’s really not worth it, I’m also part of academic challenge, and while I don’t have some huge circle of friends I can always find someone to talk to, besides a girl because whenever I try to talk to a girl, whether it’s a 5/10 emo girl or one of the hottest girls in my grade, I am practically fucking ignored. I know the only damn thing holding me back is my face, that is literally all it could be. There is not any hope unless I wait years to be betabuxx or get plastic surgery again in years and by then it’s not worth it because I’ll be years behind in relationship experience and nobody will want be because of that. When I talk to girls tho, it’s like they just want me to fucking go away. Im not some super shy insecure faggot, but unless they need an answer or somthing from me it’s like im not even human to them.
1 fredfredMcFred 2018-05-16
Scientific fact according to what science? (Fyi - "just look around you" is not am empirical form of science)
Just trying to understand your line of thinking, if you only start getting sex in your 30s and you feel sure the girl will still cuck you, what about those in relationships in their late teens/early 20s? Are they chads by definition?
1 VodKA_1488 2018-05-16
Following the 80/20 rule they are most likely the 20% or women who can’t get chad for some reason or chose to settle with a chadlite or High tier normie after a short ride on the cock carousel. You rarely see those girls settling with butt ugly Guys like me until they got kids or are older and used up
1 the-Meeks-shall-rule 2018-05-16
Literally every 30 year old incel experienced this in his teenage years. It's over.
1 keyandfeels 2018-05-16
yeah after they have their fun and it's time to settle down. lol all yours man
1 tpotts16 2018-05-16
Not even its more like people naturally separate out into different groups and those girls end up marrying some boring banker who wears white new balances and dances like a bitch.
Then there are your more hipstery or intellectual types who were ignored in highschool but were genuinely pretty attractive that find their niche in arts school or in college. Things shake out. I say this as a 26 year old about to graduate law school who has seen the process for the past 8 years of my life since graduating high school. Its the groupthink that only certain girls are worthy of attention in high school that generates a lot of misery.
1 celaway1696 2018-05-16
Aka, once she's done riding the cock carousel and wants to settle down. We already know this shit. Foids go for beta cucks once they've gotten roasted by Chads in their youth. You don't even have to be funny, you can just betabux. She'll still cuck you though.
1 tpotts16 2018-05-16
Sure bud I have slept with dozens of women and you are likely incel, so who do you trust more in terms of experience with women. The point of my post is not that you should date some basic bitch, merely that girls in high school who no one really looked at develop into being solid 7-9s and people find groups that suit them in college.
I have seen it happened as I am 26 at the end of law school.
1 tpotts16 2018-05-16
And surprise surprise by the time you do settle down in your mid twenties you are likely to at least have had 3 partners statistically so unless you want a virgin we all ride the sex carousel to varying degrees before we get married etc.
Well normal people that is who aren't self pitying incels.
1 celaway1696 2018-05-16
I'm in my late 20s and still incel, lol. I'm a lawyer so I do have the opportunity to beta bux for some foid. However, she'll just cuck me for Chad whenever she can.
1 fredfredMcFred 2018-05-16
Just trying to understand your line of thinking - what about those in relationships in late teens/early/mid 20s? Are they all chads by definition??
1 celaway1696 2018-05-16
They're Beta bux', chadlites or high tier normies. And yes, the foids in those relationships would cuck them the MOMENT they get the opportunity.
1 fredfredMcFred 2018-05-16
if youre a chad in a relationship do you get cucked? Wikipedia says adultery rates for men are about 28%, while 15% to women, how do you square that with what you say?
1 celaway1696 2018-05-16
Very rarely. If a Chad is cucked, then it's by a Tyrone, Gigachad or a slayer.
Those studies are inherently inaccurate and even if they were accurate, they vary depending on country. Reality is that unless you're a Chad, foids are guaranteed to cuck you.
1 fredfredMcFred 2018-05-16
why are they inaccurate? what part of the methodology do you find questionable?
1 celaway1696 2018-05-16
Humans aren't gonna be honest about that kind of shit. People are gonna lie.
1 fredfredMcFred 2018-05-16
How does that explain the two-fold difference between men and women? Men still do it twice as much as women, even if there is a margin for error
1 VodKA_1488 2018-05-16
Get a Mail order bride brother Also what kind of lawyer are you and how good?
1 lovestillvalid 2018-05-16
?
1 bigantennaemay1 2018-05-16
Lol, damn, I thought it was your reflection.
1 help_throwaway96 2018-05-16
you have humor, with that personality you should hsve no problem getting women hehe!
1 VodKA_1488 2018-05-16
Teehee what a nice funny guy Anybody would be lucky to have you teehee I’ll message you later I’m going for a walk to chads house He’s such a nice guy teeheehee
1 keyandfeels 2018-05-16
Lmao @ not getting charged for eye rape
1 neighborbirds 2018-05-16
I was ready to be really happy for you with that title but then oof
1 VodKA_1488 2018-05-16
Haha didn’t actually happen Although whenever I try to talk to women they seem really creeped out
1 neighborbirds 2018-05-16
Lo siento😯
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-16
Fakecel
1 thatzombieoverthere 2018-05-16
Oof.
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-05-16
damn, got me
1 Safetyhamwiches 2018-05-16
XD that twist omg
1 SoonelyDoodely 2018-05-16
Incels have a very good sense of humor
1 AntiAbleism 2018-05-16
Accurate.
1 tpotts16 2018-05-16
Sure bud I have slept with dozens of women and you are likely incel, so who do you trust more in terms of experience with women. The point of my post is not that you should date some basic bitch, merely that girls in high school who no one really looked at develop into being solid 7-9s and people find groups that suit them in college.
I have seen it happened as I am 26 at the end of law school.
1 tpotts16 2018-05-16
And surprise surprise by the time you do settle down in your mid twenties you are likely to at least have had 3 partners statistically so unless you want a virgin we all ride the sex carousel to varying degrees before we get married etc.
Well normal people that is who aren't self pitying incels.
1 celaway1696 2018-05-16
I'm in my late 20s and still incel, lol. I'm a lawyer so I do have the opportunity to beta bux for some foid. However, she'll just cuck me for Chad whenever she can.