Brutal dickpill: Femoids ideal penis size is on the left. The approximately average penis circumference is on the right. The one on the right is considered "not satisfying"

50  2018-05-16 by TruthInBlack

109 comments

Over

who the hell took that?

I'm 5.5 inches in circumference, which is about average and even that's too small for foids in 2018. If you are smaller than 6.5 inches in girth it's just over. She'll cuck you the moment she has the opportunity.

She'll cuck you the moment she has the opportunity.

? dumbass ? , most girls have no idea knowing the size of your dick beforehand + even if they see, they are not smart enough to "see" the size, if u tell them it's big they'll take your word for it, same thing if u are 5'11 u tell them u are 6'

Are you retarded? I'm talking about after she finds out your dick size. After you have sex.

lmao imagine believing that, i mean, if we go with your example, that she leaves after sex, isn't that what most incels want, sex? So why is that a problem after she leaves u when u fucked her.

No. It isn't what most incels want. If incels just wanted sex we could EscortCel.

If incels just wanted sex we could EscortCel.

Shitty excuse, most people that even want sex would still say no to escorts.

Lol. I'm telling you, if it only was about sex then incels would get an escort and it would solve the problem. However, it's not just about sex which is why an escort wouldn't make things better. It could possibly make it worse.

5.5 inches girth is is average? I'm beyond fucked then

No it's 4.5-5 according to actual data from studies

No it’s 4.5 girth

Doesn't matter. Anything below 6.5 inches is too small for foids.

If you are larger than 6 inches girth I hope you like having teeth scraped across your dink every time you get a bj

If you're smaller than 6.5 inches girth I hope you like being cucked every time your gf goes out. I'd rather get some bad BJs over getting cucked.

jesus im an incel and some of you guys are fucking morons. average girth is 4.8. ideal girth for women is between 5"to 5.5". the stats given in the pic are totally wrong lmfao

It's not. When I look at my dick or when I hold it in my hands it looks so fucking tiny. It would never be able to satisfy a foid. It needs to be at the very least 6 inches in girth, ideally 6.5

ur brain dead

Says the guy who believes the average circumference of a penis is 4.8 inches.

I honestly think the size queens only exist just for alpha aesthetic of a big penis, not the actual physical logistics involved in intercourse.
The best hypothesis I've heard about this was that it was supposed to prey on insecurities of men and run by a penis pill company.
Which is sad, there was an actual university run study that picked up girls who had sexual experience to touch actual dildo's with specific sized and pick the perfect size for a ONS and a long-term relationship with realistic scenarios (long story short), for a ONS it was like 6.3 inch and 5.0 inch girth and long-term it was slightly smaller.

5.5 is above average girth. The actual norm is more like 4.5-4.8".

Lol. Believing in fake data published by cucked blue pillers to prevent the beta uprising. Gtfo.

4.5 is average girth 5 is average length .

I see you've drank the kool aid. Stop believing the cucked feminists and their blue pilled lies.

I’m 7x5 kys

And females wonder why the end up with roast beef flaps hanging from their crotch. "It's genetic!"

She will.

Lol "roast beef flaps" have nothing to do with that. Some pussies are just more meaty

Ask a female if her vagina changed after giving birth. They end up looking like a punched lasagna. What do you think happens when they insert things LARGER than a baby?

Hold the fucking phone.

What do you think women are shoving inside themselves that’s bigger than a baby?

https://imgur.com/a/nvReV

I had one roastie PM me and let me know she has a "girthy" dildo.

Bro those women are by far the outliers. Look at how many of those dildos are sold versus those of a penis size.

Also, she’s aroused and using lube. Most women giving birth don’t have either luxury.

Finally, this was not just a PM. I’m positive I’ve seen this album before on reddit.

Nah, it was a different roast who PM'd me to inform me that she had a "girthy" dildo when nobody asked her.

I wish I could see someone actually take all of that.

I mean there's a difference in birth and using massive dildos. Tearing or purposely cutting during birth would disfigure her puss.

But with dildos/sex if it's wet enough her lips shouldn't be stretching at all. And it's not like she's tearing like she would with birth.

Explain this to me, I genuinely want to understand it. Because I've never found backing for the whole "beef curtains" = slutty

Wtf that would kill her within seconds

I have never seen a penis that thick

Dragon dick

Jesus fuck

Femoids are so fucking degenerate

People assume that coz you've got a long dick it'll be thick.

7"+ and I'm about as thick as the one on the right. Ya just can't win. It doesn't matter how many boxes you do tick if you're not ticking literally every one.

Yeah 7 and I’m skinnier than a pencil. So guess it’s over

I feel ya bro.

And I don't mean that as in... I feel you

I’m 7x4.75 I have legit had an ex gf say she wished I was thicker.

“Not an incel”

holds close you're the perfect thickness for me kisses forehead

There's the hair box, the race box, the skeletal frame box, the bodyfat box, the lean muscle mass box, the height box, the face box, the penis length box, the social status box, the fashion sense box, the money-in-the-bank box, the penis girth box, and the not a virgin box.

Look at all of em. In women's minds, the fewer boxes a man checks the more she's settling to be with him smh.

Lmao, and women really think they have it harder. LMAO. You know how many boxes most men have for women? About 2 or 3 depending on the guy: don't be hideously fat, don't have a deformed face, don't be a complete bitch. That's it.

About 2 or 3 depending on the guy: don't be hideously fat, don't have a deformed face, don't be a complete bitch. That's it.

he..he..you have high standards.

A lot of guys are basically like this. Men, as a group, tend to focus on the good, features we are attracted to, than the bad. Most guys could be very satisfied with a plain Jane that was nice to them and loyal.

The actual original picture of that chart is not the one shown in that picture.

Black people do

If you’ve ever had sex, you’d know it’s how good you are with it. Not size lol

Cope.

Cope.

You're the incel who can't get a woman, cope.

That's like saying that in order to play professional basketball you must know how to, and know the technique. Of course. But your height is also absolutely key; being 7 feet will make it much easier and being 5 feet will literally prevent you from ever winning, or even prevent you from participating.

You don't srsly believe this right? Lol

Some women actually prefer smaller dicks. Some Are size queens. Most honestly don't give A shit- you know the vast majority of women don't have orgasms from penetration right?

Y'all got Shit all fucked up on this sub. I know it's hard to believe because it doesn't jive with your incredibly pessimistic views, but the vast majority of women are not this incredibly vain, and emotion ties in GREATLY to most women's enjoyment of sex.

Don't believe me? Condult the kama sutra, or any book on tantric sex, or some actual fucking women.

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you know the vast majority of women don't have orgasms from penetration right?

That's because most guys' penises are unfortunately too small for the average femoid. The 20% of women that orgasm from penetration do so because their partner has a bigger penis.

Lol okay man whatever you say

This sub is a meme

No.. people are being serious here

Women aren't expected to be "good" and have "technique", so men shouldn't either. Fuck off.

This Sub is so nuts lol. These people fucking hate women.

Wow, thanks for pointing it Einstein!

Well it looks like bullshit, but it says right there in the title it's 'Authentic'... I'm torn.

Lmao no. I'm almost certain that the one on the right is actually "ideal size" and the one on the left is photoshoped. I mean, the photo has already been photoshoped obviously as the words on the tubes are text overlayed and not actually on the tubes

Wtf are you talking about? Some chick literally just took a piece of paper and folded it to get different circumferences to show penis sizes relative to her body.

I added the text on the cylinders for clarity, you fucking autist.

Okay, youre right. I looked into it. But the picture is kind of misleading, the girl is pretty small. When you look at actual penis measurements on r/penismeasured, 6.5 girth doesn't look as big

Ahahahahagh

Someone please garrote me

that is thicker than my wrist. guess i should use my foot.

This is the satire I love.

why did i click this FUCKKKKKK CAN I REMOVE IT FROM MY MIND

This has got to be bullshit, the one on the left is practically a fucking cannon.

It is. 4.5 is average girth 5.5 is considered really thick.

it's over if you haven't gotten an elephant dick transplant in 2018

1.) That chart in the top left hand corner was made by a penis size pill company and it's meant to prey on dude's insecurities.

2.) 6.5" is definitely way too big to be ideal lmao, most women would run in fear from a penis that thick.

That chart in the top left hand corner was made by a penis size pill company and it's meant to prey on dude's insecurities.

this should be a crime. seriously, I think talking men into such insecurities should be a federal fellony, these guys should sit in a federal prison right now, punishment life long

Yeah, it's a pretty fucked up marketing tactic. Idk if jail time is really necessary but it's certainly disingenuous snake oil salesman shit.

Men are expendable. Do you really think the world cares about men's problems? Just lol @ the state of this society.

I mean the world is run by men so.. yeah

Wait I thought beyonce showed the whole world that girls run the world?

who gives a shit about fucking beyonce

When women were asked what their preferred size for a long time partner was, and were given 3d models to choose from, the average size chosen was 6.3 inches x 4.8 inches girth. In this study, 13/63 women preferred a 4.5 girth, and only 1/63 preferred a 6.5" girth, so men here are actually getting jealous of a size which is actually far less popular among women than a 4.5" girth. The advantage to being larger is that there are more "size queens" then there are large men, but if you're at an extreme size you risk alienating jane average.

85% of women also report being satisfied with their sexual partners penis size.

This is accurate

It isn't how you stir the pot. It's how you lick the spoon.

Fyi the results for that chart in top left were completely fabricated. It's been posted on small/bigdickproblems a bunch of times and is well known to be bullshit

both of those rolls mog me hard.

Ok this is just bullshit, thats like .01% of men that have a penis that thick. Fuck this chick if thats her expectation especially with her tiny tits and probably no ass.

Idk what this chick expects. She did a size comparison for 4"-8" in 0.5" increments. But she has a great body and can get whatever the fuck she wants.

WTF women want coke bottles?

Not serious.

I'm 6.25 inches in girth and it's all wasted on me cause I'm a fucking subhuman. Holy fuck that 6.5 looks so huge like it would break her apart. I completely missed out on what could have been mindblowing sex.

Fyi with a girth that size you will need a metric fuck ton of lube and about an hour of forplay. Most girls would run away from a girth that size except for size queens. Having a girth that big will not lead to mind blowing sex, also you should start lurking /r/bigdickproblems

Not all women agree with this.

Women who like anal prefer average, whatever the hell "average" even really means.

Bigger is not always better.

On a sidenote, to me this looks like a perfect female body tbh.

Yes she takes care of her health but also has really good genetics. She is very lucky.

She has good genetics but is fat.

Yeah she is definitely fuckable, could easily discriminate based on dick size if she wanted to.

LOL I'm not even as big around as 4.5. It's fucking over.

I'm just over 6 in circumstance and in my mind it's more like the one on the right than left

Oh my god ow nope right is fine mfg

Just curious, why the hell is she naked

I'm about in the middle, so I'm calling it a win.

Do not underestimate the Ideal dicksize of women. Remember, what they say isn't true. They want to be overpowered by a dick, they want to be dominated by a man's dick, they want to glorify a penis. The 80-20 rule apllies to penis size as well (now, in 2018, it's 90-10).

When women were asked what their preferred size for a long time partner was, and were given 3d models to choose from, the average size chosen was 6.3 inches x 4.8 inches girth. In this study, 13/63 women preferred a 4.5 girth, and only 1/63 preferred a 6.5" girth, so men here are actually getting jealous of a size which is actually far less popular among women than a 4.5" girth.

85% of women also report being satisfied with their sexual partners penis size. There is an advantage to being larger in that there are more "size queens" then there are large men. Still having people with 4.5" girths be jealous of those with 6.5" girths to me, seems like "grass is greener" type sentiment, you're trading crowd appeal for the ability to please a small minority of size queens.

Honestly guys, look at the reviews for an 6.5 inch dick. Women seem to think that its enough.

That is NOT a 6.5" circumference, more like 10 inch

Cope.

Lol mines not even half that. It’s over for currycels

I agree. My dick is tiny. Not that it matters since I'm a short, ugly curry and no woman is ever going to see my dick anyway.

The only people that care about Dick size are fags.

There might be a lot of things about you that turn off women but Dick size is not one of them.

Guys that’s ridiculous. I’m perfectly average and my girlfriend has had to stop me in some positions because I’m ramming against her cervix and causing pain.

Yes, thicker might be better, to a point

But after a point, longer just becomes a sad party trick.

Average? Are you sure? How big are you?

5.5” long by 4” girth. According to some studies, I’m a little above average. But nowhere near porn levels.

How does she feel about your girth? Does she think you're thick enough?

I’m not the best she’s had, but that doesn’t matter. She’s mentioned she prefers her ex’s dick but prefers sex with me.

Her ex was religious and would be emotionally manipulative the day after they had sex by claiming he hadn’t wanted to have sex.

She still enjoys sex with me. I look at like beers. The best beer I’ve had was probably $8 a draft, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love a damn Pabst Blue Ribbon from time to time. Not everything you do has to be the best ever.

Listening to women goes a long way, in and out of the bedroom. Listen to her desires and needs, and meet them to the best of your ability and comfort.

Ok. But she's satisfied with your girth, right? And your length as well?

Yeah! My length gets difficult to take sometimes, and we’ve talked about toys to enhance my girth, but for everyday sex? She enjoys it!

I’ve had sex with a couple other women who say I’m a good lay too. I chalk it up to being eager to perform oral sex, not expecting it back, and asking about preferences during the whole thing.

Look man, I see that you’re starting to get a glimmer of hope. Don’t let it die. I was a bit of a “niceguy™️” until my senior year of high school and a kissless virgin until my freshman year of college. I’m still 70 lbs overweight or so, with acne and glasses. I thought no one would love me, let alone be attracted to me.

I spent time learning to love myself (which included accepting my penis), and how to appreciate the emotions of others. If I’m being honest, I also spent hours researching how to perform cunnilingus because I was nervous I wouldn’t be good enough for some girl who slept with me. So I overcompensated by making sure I could do something well that they enjoyed.

Feel free to PM me if you want more advice from a guy who use to be a forever alone loser. This doesn’t have to be who you always are.

Thanks for the offer. I appreciate it. But I'm 5'3" and Indian. It's over for me. Really though it never even started.

You’re short. Yeah, many women will be shallow about that shit. But I’ve found the further removed from high school you are, the rarer those people are. Give dating a shot! Whether an app or a blind date or a matchmaking service or just going out to bars and hitting on people.

You’ll get rejected. But everyone gets rejected from time to time. The important thing is to not let one rejection mess you up. Accept it, see if you can learn from it, and move on to the next.

I understand what you mean but I am pretty far removed from high school. I'm 26.

It’s still going to be around unfortunately. But you’re short. You can’t change that. You CAN change something else about you that will make you a better boyfriend.

You could try developing your sense of humor to become the funny guy. You could start lifting to become the strong guy. You could study some academic topic and talk about it passionately to be the smart guy. There are a lot of different things that makes a guy attractive, and height is just one of them. Be patient, and you’ll find someone you can be happy with!

5.5” long by 4” girth. According to some studies, I’m a little above average. But nowhere near porn levels.