Just take a shower they say...

132  2018-05-16 by MutantTier

43 comments

Men ans Women in UK are ugly af

Bongfoids are still Chadsexual.

cope

Cope tbh

UK here. Most are ugly.

The French are uglier. Much uglier

Plus they tease you with all the nudists beaches. And then you get there...

are you american? because it always makes me laugh when yanks call british people ugly when most of their genes are made up of british genes

Most Americans have German ancestry, actually.

same with most brits? mixed together of course

I always laugh at the shower meme because I shower every fucking day, I like doing it.

Most normies do it 2 to 4 days a week.

Yea I actually like my own stank, if it’s subtle

Pause. You like your own BO?

Yea, that’s what I just said. It smells like weed, not playin, other people tell me the same

I haven’t smoked in 2 years

Ur sus my dude

It is what it is, I’m ngl an try to fit in, we’re all a little fkd

That’s nasty bro

Not showering for two days on the weekend isn’t nasty

Not my fault tht u so proper tht u do everything society tells u

If you stop using deodorant and lead a healthy life you won't have a stink after a few weeks. I've been natural for about 15 years and people like how I smell.

Yeah, me too. I realize that others don't though and shower daily like a well-adjusted human lol.

Same, but why shower if you’re not going to be around people is what I’m saying. If at the end of the day u only doin it because it’s socially acceptable and u actually respect people and don’t wanna stank rooms up, then why do it when u alone?

I don’t wanna smell people’s BO, so I don’t force em to smell mine.

Multiple reasons:

What if I have to go out unexpectedly?

It helps when you have a routine so you don't have to think about when to shower and when not to.

I don't like the sticky feeling.

Showers feel good.

If I have to go out unexpectedly I will wash up real quick, just bodywash on my balls and armpits, rinse it off, brush my teeth, mouthwash, glass of water, out the door.

If I dont have time, I use a stick deodorant on my pits, stick of gum, glass of water, out the door. No ones gonna tell the difference unless they suckin my balls.

I don’t think about showering. I have a routine I shower every day Monday-Friday. Monday + Friday are grooming days where I trim beard and everything else, lots of other things I won’t get into.

I don’t get sticky unless I don’t shower for 4+ days. 2 days won’t do it. I shower every 3 days when I go camping and I feel fine, no one notices, still use deodorant.

Deodorant doesn’t just stop u from sweating, it deodorizes... yknow. Deodorant every day except weekends, it’s really not good for your health apparently idk

Showers do feel good, but so does getting shit done round the house and lounging around doin nothing.

I don’t get sticky unless I don’t shower for 4+ days. 2 days won’t do it.

Consider yourself lucky lol.

Deodorant doesn’t just stop u from sweating, it deodorizes... yknow. Deodorant every day except weekends, it’s really not good for your health apparently idk

Which is why I use anti-perspirants without aluminium salts.

Showering that frequently is actually bad for your skin, it dries it out.

Also the UK has relatively cool temperatures most of the time so people probably don't get sweaty too often over there. Y'all must be fat and hairy as fuck if you smell bad after just one day.

And lastly, the "roasties" sweat less and have drier skin thanks to the powers of estrogen. This is why women smell better than men.

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Or, imagine that, some of us live an active lifestyle that involves working out, hiking, or generally being outside in the summer.

If I go without a shower every day in the summer, I will smell like a beast.

incels leaving the house

Lol yeah right.

"DAE incels = neckbeards lmao xdd?"

Really original.

This is true. We rarely sweat here

Cope that’s fucking disgusting. I use dish soap in the shower to cleanse myself.

Fukxinf disgusting

I can understand if you're sick at home and you aren't going to be out around other people.

That's just nasty if you go to work without showering.

They walk around with Chads cum and sweat lathered all over their bodies from the night before.

Let that sink in

Oh sweet that new sink from amazon is here. Now I can finish re-doing my bathroom.

I knew a guy who would cheat on his wife and sleep around. He was attractive, but barely brushed his teeth or showered. Still got loads of women.

Just personality and shower bruh

Quantify loads

That she knew of? About 6 in a year. But those are the ones she found out about.

IT: maybe they dont want to waste water!

If i didn´t have to practice to become NBA champion i would do it too. Life on Shaq mode.

Reminder: Shower is only advice due to normies only being able to imagine adult virgins as recluse neckbeards.

If by showering you mean washing your body then yes i do that every day especially during the hotter season where maybe i'll wash up twice a day just because it gets so hot here, however in regards to washing my hair i don't do that every time i get in the shower because it's really damaging to wash your hair every day since it washes away the natural sebum oil that keeps your hair looking healthy and helps it grow. Obviously this doesnt mean i let my head smell just to help my hair grow out. I treat with it with natural products like aloe and coconut oil, and of course i still wash it regularly, just not daily.

“Natural” does not equal good bro

But in this case it is good. You literally cannot survive without these natural oils produced by your body, and your hair is just as important in terms of maintaining health as the rest of your body. Sebum protects your skin and moisturizes your scalp and hair. Some people produce more sebum than others which give people this oily look and I understand that maybe you think it makes someone greasy if they dont wash their hair every day but there are many way to reduce the "greasy" look such as applying cornstarch or baby powder to your hair, conditioning only the ends, avoid heat (straightening, curling etc), use a specific shampoo, and regularly changing your pillowcase. Although you might feel the need to give a good scrub everyday if you workout, it still doesnt mean you should wash it every day otherwise your hair will a) not grow quickly, b) look frizzy, feel dry, c) easier tangles. Best case you should shampoo 2-3 times a week regardless of how much you sweat, for the best hair condition.

If you still disagree with this and think im wrong please let me know. Im always open to learning knew things.

Yeah. When people complain about having greasy hair, it's usually because the body is in overdrive from their shampoo constantly stripping it.

I get a ton of compliments on my hair and people always assume I use a ton of products, when it's actually the opposite. I've only used water for as long as I can remember.

Does shampooing regularly cause increased sebum production all over the body or just on the scalp?

Women are disgusting tbh.

Femoids are disgusting subhumans.

USA has a problem with showering. You're not supposed to wash your whole body everyday with soap, just your genitalia area and armpits....

Bongfoids are still Chadsexual.

cope

It is what it is, I’m ngl an try to fit in, we’re all a little fkd

Cope tbh

UK here. Most are ugly.

Not showering for two days on the weekend isn’t nasty

Not my fault tht u so proper tht u do everything society tells u

are you american? because it always makes me laugh when yanks call british people ugly when most of their genes are made up of british genes