just wear a watch, bro. It'll make you more handsome

61  2018-05-16 by harambeazn

33 comments

Lol $10,000 watch make me 10000% taller.

But the look. The game. Just imagine, fat gross Virginia. The look..

How can anyone even teach you

Wearing a watch seems so strange to me. Flashing status isn't my thing.

it makes you look more organized and professional to women. but that might be because attractive men wear it and women like attractive dudes

Just paint the walls in your house pink bro.

Wearing a signals your money/betabuxxing potential, but I've never heard that it makes you handsome.

Incase you couldn't tell the Op is being satirical lad

Compact midface is cope (to a certain extend) People with longer faces are seen as more dominant.

thanks

Why is he wearing it so far up on his wrist like that lol

Chad is not only stylish but innovative

What chads do automatically becomes the norm. You can deduce which demographic is the most chadlike from this. They start with a hairstyle and the rest copy.

obviously small wrists

are you going to say it to his face? while his harem of girls mock you?

Damn I am going to take the ropepill

I know it’s just a meme but I have to drop a blackpill. Its not that clothes (or in this case accessories) make someone look good. Usually it’s the other way around that good looking people make clothes look good. Fashioncelling is cope.

dropping a bit of a bluepill here. but "trendy/stylish" clothes can make you look better if you have a decent jaw structure, poofy hair and some frame/muscles. but youll look tryhard if your an incel trying to dress trendy. thats what they call numales/soyboys.

wristcel

Bigger wrists than me

Lol! Wearing a watch just makes me look like a try hard nerd. It's not a status one, though...

Looks like a two tone submariner with the cyclops. Or it could be a clone by another brand other than Rolex

It tingles womens hypergamytive instincts.

ugh...that jaw.

nobody ever said that

Incels have really good taste in men.

This.

we have chad detectors built into our brains

or maybe you are all just a little gay haha.

Cope.

Just joking, I'm one of the gays. Jesus straight people are going through such a moment.

lol

Wonder how many of the girls on Inceltears would say no to him if he catcalled them or grabbed their ass at a party. Oh right, there moral standards only count if its a subhuman incel approaching them, if its Chad or Tyrone anything goes.

hes such a bad boy teehee

That one looks like a "special" chad

Now That's some personality

Just rearranfe your genetic structure bro.

and shower.