Women are smart and funny get over it

248  2018-05-15 by keyandfeels

103 comments

Women lack originality

They don't need that for being a cumdumpster for chads

You yourself are echoing the same sentiment that everyone else here is. I happen to think it is mildly amusing, not the most amazing thing I've ever seen or anything, but I am not letting misogyny influence my opinion

How do they draw this without cringing and realizing how terrible it is?

You need to have a lack of self-awareness. It comes free with the vagina.

Gold.

Fucking gold.

You don't have a lot of female friends, do you?

You don’t have a lot of testosterone, do you?

The fact that you think that not making stupid generalizations about half of the population means that I have low testosterone speaks miles about this community.

I’m not an incel, I just agree with some of the stuff theses dudes say.

Women literally do not understand humor, they just try to imitate what they've seen others laugh at in the past.

They mistook cynical humor and self-depreciating humor as "lele look I'm so random and unlike all the other girls xD."

Women literally do not understand humor, they just try to imitate what they've seen others laugh at in the past.

This is just so accurate.

30 rock? Parks and rec? The office?

All had women writers who are objectively funny.

objectively

The fuck does that even mean? Everyone mimics other people's behaviors. Monkey see, monkey do ya dingus.

No. Ur wrong lol. Probably a retard hehe.

¯\(ツ)/¯ at least I'm not delusional

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You're the guy claiming that women don't have original thoughts and have to mimic others when you're literally arguing the same point that someone else made earlier in this same thread. You don't even bother trying to elaborate what you mean, probably because nobody else has told you yet.

But I'm the delusional one lmao

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Loool you actually couldn’t understand humour in any real way even if you tried. It’s ok girl, you have a vagina. You’ll do fine in life. Just remember you’ll never be able to look at things objectively and truly make a funny observation. You simply weren’t designed that way.

Loool you actually couldn’t understand humour in any real way even if you tried. It’s ok girl, you have a vagina. You’ll do fine in life. Just remember you’ll never be able to look at things objectively and truly make a funny observation. You simply weren’t designed that way. Any guy who tells you otherwise is a cuck.

So much of this is funny for so many reasons. You were so caught up in your misogyny you didn't even realize that you're basically describing yourself. Also, I'm a dude and therefore capable of understanding literally everything right?

I'd love to keep this going but my commute home is finally over so I have better things to do. Enjoy your echo chamber!

Thanks for leaving broski 🤙 don’t let the door hit you on the way out! 😽

Loool you actually couldn’t understand humour in any real way even if you tried.

Actual comedy gold.

The only funny women in Hollywood are Tina Fey, Amy Poeler, Rashida Jones and Melissa McCarthy and all of them worked on one of those shows so that's why they were funny.

Could you please provide me with a full list of funny people? I would like to make sure I don't accidentally enjoy something that wasn't actually funny.

Just get the census, select all males and add those four.

So literally every male is funny? I think you're confusing being a joke with making them.

Not all of can be winners like you mate, trolling incel forums in your spare time.

Ouch

tina fey is better than jesus. She is divinity, you can't put her among mortals

Those shows are not funny to me. I liked Stanley from the office but other than that I find those shows boring.

Women literally do not understand humor, they just try to imitate what they've seen others laugh at in the past.

Isn’t that what comedians do? They study the reaction of the audience so they know what works and what doesn’t, right?

Except comedians understand the humor behind the joke, women just regurgitate. Also women lack creativity.

This could the stupidest thread I've ever seen. MOST people aren't funny but yes there are many many funny women and saying women lack creativity flies in the face of thousands of years of creative art output by women.

creative output by women

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So women don't write books,plays,movies,poetry and paint or sculpt or anything? You are beyond stupid if this is your stance.

For shit sakes the oldest novel in the world was written by a woman.

Writing unimaginative books, plays, movies, poetry, or post-modern painting doesn't scream creative to me, sorry.

I literally, actually do believe women are not creative. Biological sex is much more complex than people understand at this point in time. It goes deeper than just genitals and hormones.

I normally try to keep the stance that everyone's entitled to their opinion ,but dude you sound fucking dumb right now.

To each their own opinion.

Your life experiences enforced your belief that women are creative, mine enforced the opposite. I can't without a doubt claim your belief is factually incorrect, but the same applies to my beliefs.

This is basically Lele Pons IRL.

Have you seen the subreddit r/notliketheothergirls It's for pointing out shit like this. Also most girls go through this stage like ages 11-15 then we get over it and realize we're not fucking special snowflakes. I went through it mostly to show I wasn't like all the popular stacys, then I realized I was being a cringy dick who instead of improving myself was degrading others to make myself feel better. I blamed my lack of friends and popularity on my oddness when really it's because I was in denial and couldn't accept myself and made no move to improve.

PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF YOU ARE SO UNIQUE 😍😍😍

Good comment. I think everyone goes through a cringy phase though.

OMG So unique.

These fuckin roasties. I hate when they pretend to be self aware. You're not gonna pass the Turing Test no matter what you say.

By being 17 and average

They are essentially little retarded children

Why?

That's assuming a little much from a 2 frame comic strip don't you think?

Just be friends with women on social media. You'll see way more evidence than that comic strip.

How do you have female friends? What a chad.

I am female.
Also, most Normans have female friends. Even some incels here became black-pilled through their female friends.

And you want a gf?

The only thing I want is to kill myself

Yikes my guy

It's the truth

Women aren’t men; why would anyone expect their sense of humor to be the same? It’s usually basic and crude, a la Amy Schumer. “My vagina, lol.” Either that, or “I’m a girl but look at how awkward I am.” It’s usually not for me; I guess some can pull it off. Shumer is just a Jewish ripoff of Richard Pryor but with less insight and talent, but you’ll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator (“let me tel you about my period”... thunderous applause).

Maria Branford (Bramford?) is a great example of a decent female comedian. She does all carachter based and physical stuff, similar to Brian Regan. I think she was the best selling comedian a few years ago, but her stand up doesn’t really translate into sitcoms or movies.

Amy Schumer steals good jokes. She sucks.

yeah she is pretty obnoxious honestly.

Women aren’t men;

You have to realize this is too hard for 99.9% of reddit

“I’m a girl but look at how awkward I am.”

Im sick of all the awkward girl comics

JaidenAnimations.

Dami Lee

Sarah Anderson

The Pigeon Gazette

Lesbian Experience with Loneliness (winner of crunchyroll best manga somehow)

winner of crunchyroll best manga somehow

Let's not act like this is some prestigious award

Got that right

Garfunkel and oats ain't bad either tbh

tfw no comfy otaku gf with bad sense of humor

It's over.

Females are not able to be funny.

Just head over to r/trollxchromosomes to see how "funny" these foids are. It's literally facebook tier shit. Women are shitty comedians, they make terrible jokes and they can't make any memes.

I can tell without even looking at the sub what the front page is going to consist of:

  • Something about mansplaining or manspreading or whatever the fuck happening

  • Something about rape or a rapist

  • Something about a current or former abusive relationship

  • Shitty gifs and memes

  • NiceGuystm/incel hate

Someone check and let me know how I did.

  • Misogyny / Anti-LGBT
  • Something about rape
  • something about abusive relationship
  • Something about sexual assault
  • Something about periods
  • Incel hate
  • "womyn can do anything, you go gurl!"
  • DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

Pretty spot on.

Before incels made the news, there would also be:
* Something about burritos/pizza/other junk food
* Bragging about FWBs

5/6

This single comment proves everything we are saying about femoids

i was banned from there because i was stating facts 😂

r/PoliticalHumor is pretty fucking terrible as well. I don't even like Trump but the shitty jokes made by the white liberal female posters there is so cringe. Femoids lack the ability to be funny, the closest thing you'll find to a funny woman is Amy Schumer.

Isn't Amy Schumer the landwhale that keeps talking about her vagina?

yes

gas yuppies

Amy whale isn't funny. There are many many women funnier than her.

Holy shit their so lazy they can’t even make “when you...” memes. They just put the text part of the meme in the title and call it a day. These aren’t even memes tbh, just facebook posts talking about their day with reaction images.

These aren’t even memes tbh, just facebook posts

Yep. Pretty much.

I just realized /r/trollxchromosomes is actually meant to be comedy. I thought it was just kind of a feminist-tinted discussion/outrage sub.

I thought the same. But then I read the side bar and realised that it was supposed to be a meme/comedy sub.

Women were a mistake

r/twoxchromosomes is the one

They should of put giga Chad by her,I mean that's how they would act towards him

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should of is actually spelled should have. You can remember it by should have sounds like should of, but it just isn't right.
Have a nice day!

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grammarcel

women are so... I can't find the word. umm, vapid?

Women are literally holes. They have no talents or competencies.

Is this something you'd say to your mother/sisters?

Sure

i'd say it to your mother and sister AND grandmother.

Yes

What a great community

We truly need more women in comedy

/s?

You misppelled truely

Hey, wont_tell_i_refuse_, just a quick heads-up:
truely is actually spelled truly. You can remember it by no e.
Have a nice day!

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I'll fuck you till you love me faggot

I really don't get it..... Is that a bad thing?

Nah its just an exaggeration to show that she's bad at flirting compared to girls around her

It's a really unfunny meme that was unironically made to be laughed at.

MUH VAGINA

women are boooooooooooring nothing new

I don't get it.

It would be pretty hillarious tho If a woman actually Said that

Found the femoid

Found the femoid

I posted a picture of myself multiple subs but ok

This is female humor. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Get over yourself. Women are smart and funny.

once again, all thgeir jokes are about sex.

honestly most other women i know also find the abundant "lol i'm so ugly and awkward" comic strips to be embarrassing as hell. i don't get why they have such a fanbase

This is the equivalent of an IT post calling all incels terrorists.

I've never had a women make me laugh

A lot of smart women tbh, but I do not think a woman has ever made me laugh at all. At least geeks, gamers and tech-bros are actually a lot funnier.