Being an incel at social gatherings...

219  2018-05-15 by VartanX

44 comments

"My sexdoll is pretty nice"

"My wife"

lol cuck

Chad gets high quality putang without having to pay a premium

He won't be swindled out of half of his net-worth at some point in the future either

What if you marry a girl that’s richer than you?

Depends on the state. Roughly 1/4 of the US has community property laws. When you marry, everything that you acquire during that time is considered equal property of the couple. Let’s say you have $20k in savings, but you make $100k a year and your wife makes $25k. You were bringing in 80% of the income, but you don’t get 80% of the savings. You get 50%.

My gf has higher income than me though (I’m basically normie)

It doesn’t matter what the gender of the higher earner is. In community property states everything that acquired after the marriage is considered shared property. Even if you were a penniless hobo and your wife paid for a house, half of that house is yours.

I’m just saying it’s not really getting cucked if you marry up in wealth.

You won't win lol

P r e n u p

It's rare for a woman to marry down.

Townsend (1989) surveyed medical students regarding their perception of how the availability of marriage partners changed as their educational careers advanced. Eighty-five percent of the women indicated that "As my status increases, my pool of acceptable partners decreases". In contrast, 90 percent of men felt that "As my status increases, my pool of acceptable partners increases".

Also, there is a female bias in the court system, rulings tend to favor women. The judges would probably be easier on the women overall.

I did. My wife bought our house and cars.

My gf’s family is rich (and they like me) I should probably marry her to escape poorfaggotry

Escape my friend...

P r e n u p

Lol mgtow

Is everyone married a cuck?

Vęrry Ñæice

That dude with sunglasses is like "My Hand"

Mentalcel Detected

I went to a friends wedding, people got assigned to sit at tables, I am sitting there by myself at a table full of everyone else in a relationship. and just kek about the meme of single girls being at weddings and wedding crashers the movie being a thing, no everyone is in relationships. I got drunk then left halfway thu.

I am sitting there by myself at a table full of everyone else in a relationship.

I know this too well.

That's nothing. Imagine being 22 and being assigned to the kid's table.

Yeah, it happened to me. One of the most humiliating moments of my life. I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't. I should of roped that day.

Hey, VartanX, just a quick heads-up:
should of is actually spelled should have. You can remember it by should have sounds like should of, but it just isn't right.
Have a nice day!

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I misspelled "should have" on purpose, so I could say "fuck you, you stupid bot"

Why not just leave? My uncle got married later in life so his kids and their cousins on his (much younger) wife's side are all half my age. I went to their house for thanksgiving and was told that the dining room was too small so I'd have to sit at another table in the living room with the kids. I was 27 and they are approximately 14? I didn't even know their names except for my first cousins.

I thought it was a joke too. When they told me that they actually didn't have room at the "adult" table, I told my mom that I'd go see friends for dinner and pick her up after. They made room for me at the adult table and one of the fathers sat with the kids. Easy solution but I was more than prepared to just leave.

You're an adult.

Why not just leave? My uncle got married later in life so his kids and their cousins on his (much younger) wife's side are all half my age. I went to their house for thanksgiving and was told that the dining room was too small so I'd have to sit at another table in the living room with the kids. I was 27 and they are approximately 14? I didn't even know their names except for my first cousins.

I thought it was a joke too. When they told me that they actually didn't have room at the "adult" table, I told my mom that I'd go see friends for dinner and pick her up after. They made room for me at the adult table and one of the fathers sat with the kids. Easy solution but I was more than prepared to just leave. I also never went back.

You're an adult.

incel: "my rope"

"My divorce"

why feel the need? just avoid the gathering....... my wife died two years ago and i threw my last girlfriend out putting her on the plane back home......far better to be alone than to be with a bitch that is going to give you shit.........in a relationship women play up so it is always important to be in a position to let them know who the boss is. if this cannot be achieved then stay single.

It's not even about just relationships. We can't even get a fucking woman.

save up and take a trip to Thailand Brazil or Mexico, Thailand Cambodia, Lao or the Philippines you would have to be both queer and frigid not to find a woman. however you will need some spending money as you will be expected to pay her way as well, luckily in that part of the world food and accomodation are dirt cheap. once you have been with an Asian woman you will never even look at a western woman again. i gave up on western women back in 96 and have not been with one since......bunch of ugly pigs in miniskirts making the place look low class and shitty. i only like Asian women and even then i am picky.

Hey, devapathik, just a quick heads-up:
accomodation is actually spelled accommodation. You can remember it by two cs, two ms.
Have a nice day!

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You sound like a winner.

i just things out before i do them and always have a plan of action. my first trip to east Asia was when i was 21 and i had worked hard and saved up for over a year before leaving. i sold everything that i owned and even then as i traveled i was broke. i found work along the way and eventually started my own one man trading operation.......i know Asia from years of traveling there to make business.........i gave up with western women after the one that i was dating fucked off with some old ugly white American while i was away in Cairo on an 8 day buying trip. my next girlfriend was Indian from the royal caste then i ended up with a mad nymphomaniac in Peru, then i was a lawyer in Mexico city before winding up in Thailand where a cat walk beauty queen with a university degree became my wife. we were very best of friends but she died two years back........for the last two years i have mostly been on my own but i did have a couple of months back with the nymphomaniac in Peru after she asked me to come back but i threw her out after she started a fight then had me arrested.......i am presently on my own........i would like another woman in my life but my wife set a pretty high bench mark and finding one of gopod quality takes time. i take my time because i am not into one night stands, i want a friend whose company i can really enjoy......nymphos are all well and good but the trouble is that they are always fucking lunatics and nutters. meanwhile the beautiful loveable spirit of my wife is always around me and i know that she waits for me for the end of this short life on the other side. she appeared before me as apparition to warn me two days before the nympho pulled her number.

He literally is a winner. Winners take a shit situation and do something about it.

Third World Game has never been disproven. That's because it's legit and works.

Only white men have that option.

plenty of black Americans make it to Thailand and find themselves a woman. admittedly most of them are ex military but certainly not all.

Thailand ... you would have to be both queer and frigid not to find a woman.

Those aren't women dude

the ones with the big hands and big feet aren't women and the real women are desperate because half of the men are ladyboys and the other half are just queer.....and the real women vastly outnumber the men. i got to admit that it always gives me a good laugh to watch a tourist chatting up a ladtbot unaware of what it is............favorite trick played by Brits Aussies and Kiwis is to get an American tourist drunk then fix him up with a ladyboy and send the pair of them back to his hotel in a taxi.............my best one was when i waited until some yank jock from south of the mason dixon got himself drunk in the guest house that i was staying in. i was living in upcountry Thailand and had a pickup with me so i offered him a lift into Pattaya..........i dropped him and some others off in Soi 6 including one Mexican tourist...........the Mexican i knew would tell me what happened the next day.........this drunk yank in the middle of the biggest complex of broyhels on earth lacking in respect as he was went up to the girls and just grabbed them to feel the whares.......the girls pelted him with stones and rocks and nearly killed him before two large muscular ladyboys chased him down the road and held him down in the road and did something disgusting to him in front of a live audience of laughing tourists.........needless to say he was out of the guest house before the sun was up the following morning traveling to places unknown such was his embarrassment.

Yup gotta be the boss or she'll ask for an open relationship and cuck you hard like the soy boys who post on r/relationships.

my feet hurt

It's ok y'all sex is not that important

Are incels even allowed?

"my doggo"

Me when forced to go to gatherings

wtf is a social gathering

The ice cream social

I did not need that today, fuck.

Women define themselves by their relationship with other people.

Man: "My interests"

What if you marry a girl that’s richer than you?

Hey, VartanX, just a quick heads-up:
should of is actually spelled should have. You can remember it by should have sounds like should of, but it just isn't right.
Have a nice day!

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You won't win lol

P r e n u p

Why not just leave? My uncle got married later in life so his kids and their cousins on his (much younger) wife's side are all half my age. I went to their house for thanksgiving and was told that the dining room was too small so I'd have to sit at another table in the living room with the kids. I was 27 and they are approximately 14? I didn't even know their names except for my first cousins.

I thought it was a joke too. When they told me that they actually didn't have room at the "adult" table, I told my mom that I'd go see friends for dinner and pick her up after. They made room for me at the adult table and one of the fathers sat with the kids. Easy solution but I was more than prepared to just leave.

You're an adult.

the ones with the big hands and big feet aren't women and the real women are desperate because half of the men are ladyboys and the other half are just queer.....and the real women vastly outnumber the men. i got to admit that it always gives me a good laugh to watch a tourist chatting up a ladtbot unaware of what it is............favorite trick played by Brits Aussies and Kiwis is to get an American tourist drunk then fix him up with a ladyboy and send the pair of them back to his hotel in a taxi.............my best one was when i waited until some yank jock from south of the mason dixon got himself drunk in the guest house that i was staying in. i was living in upcountry Thailand and had a pickup with me so i offered him a lift into Pattaya..........i dropped him and some others off in Soi 6 including one Mexican tourist...........the Mexican i knew would tell me what happened the next day.........this drunk yank in the middle of the biggest complex of broyhels on earth lacking in respect as he was went up to the girls and just grabbed them to feel the whares.......the girls pelted him with stones and rocks and nearly killed him before two large muscular ladyboys chased him down the road and held him down in the road and did something disgusting to him in front of a live audience of laughing tourists.........needless to say he was out of the guest house before the sun was up the following morning traveling to places unknown such was his embarrassment.