Needs more: "Of course I'm not talking about incels with ACTUAL disabilities, you retarded assburgered cripple."

What is the Arabic toilet referencing? All I can think of is a cuckshed, but it's not really a shed.

It says Dubai, but I have no clue what it's referencing as well

I can only think about Dubai porta potties but idk what it has to do with numales

Don’t forget mocking God.

Tbf god isn't real.

tips M'reddit

religion is a quintessential cope

Dissing my card games, how could you

Dissing my blacked.com, how could he

because blacked.com sucks

Dissing my husband poi...no wait

Incels play yugioh or pokemon. Not bastard western front groups for the pinkkk hat feminists

Not to say Ching Chang bourgeois are saints but at least we know they're in it for the money, not to fucking bite the hand that feeds them

New vegas is fucking great tho

Hey smoothskin, got any spare caps

Get fucked Driver Nephi

WE KNOW

sincerely everyone by now

New Vegas is good cope. I can jack up my charisma and pretend I'm the ultimate Chad

https://i.redd.it/qwp6kp5ph3v01.png

l o l

take my upvote xD

At least you picked on late Elder Scrolls, and not early Elder Scrolls.

Skyrim is ok... if you spend 12 hours installing over 150 mods to make it playable...

Idk why I got downvoted, I was basically saying the same as you :/ Early Elder Scrolls (and Fallout) were good, but the latest have just become like shit status icons

wrekt

Husband points is a good one for them. They also think its normal to raise their wifes boyfriends kids as their own. Complete fucking cucked losers.

[Citation needed]

go back to inceltears you freemason

At least I'm not a terrorist

You just claimed snoop dog is one of the smartest men on Earth. You are a shit troll, get out of here.

I'm not trolling. A lot of rappers did well in high school. You kind of need to have a firm grasp on college level English to make music

Get out of my face before i verbally eviscerate you kid.

Kay bye then

This should have been on the image as well.

M-Muh citations.

Well, if you need one, go find one. Nobody owes you a citation, shitlord.

I don't know any guy in a healthy relationship that would put up with shit like that. Granted, they could be out there somewhere, but it isn't normal.

Normans ruined Fallout and Skyrim for me

Where’s the name Nintendo Switch?

They have no clue who we even are

This is hilarious, but why is the switch tied to cucks? I see it everywhere and I don’t get it

H

Nintendo= Manchildren association.

More of the nintendo fanboys in their 30's that obsessed over it before it released. Was honestly one of the few things id actually label cringy. also (google is your friend)[https://www.google.com/search?q=nu+male+switch&client=firefox-b-1-ab&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=csdVm8uo-IkVfM%253A%252COFVl9FRDyfjBGM%252C_&usg=__NiRR2Nmq8n5Vja2lU1hc6jS5w-0%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjOpND2rIjbAhUGON8KHWiKCU0Q9QEIPDAB#imgrc=csdVm8uo-IkVfM:]

That's shame that all these homo's are ruining the switch, it's pretty fun

Don't get me wrong, I'm not into the Switch, I'd never even heard of it before this.

But I'm a guy in my mid 30s and while I haven't personally been a gamer in over a decade, I grew up in an age where Nintendo was KING.

Like - Sony & Microsoft hadn'teven entered the game yet and SEGA was massively inferior at the time, to the point they went bankrupt and never produced consoles again.

Fanboys are losers no matter what they're "fanboys" of; they're like religious fanatics - in that they have a devotion to something based on faith and irrational belief, rather than empirical data.

A smart gamer who wants a new console, will wait for the generation to be released (from all the producers; Sony, MS, Nintendo, etc) and then use their brain to purchase the best one (maybe based on value for money, performance, available games - or most likely a combination of all of these factors and more...)

So anyway, if you take a retarded fanboy, who loves games-consoles and are in their 30s - well, there's a good chance they are with Nintendo, because when they decided to become fanboys, much earlier in their pathetic lives, that was the best choice.

So what's your job title at the PR company that Nintendo pays to shit up social media? And how many decades of posting comments like this one will it take for you to pay off that student loan debt?

Lolwat?

1. Like I said - I'd never even heard of the switch before this.

2. I haven't played games in 10 years

3. I'll add this; the reason I explained what Nintendo used to represent was to help clarify why there's so many 30-something year old fanboys, despite modern Nintendo gear being inferior to the rest if what's out there

How on Earth does your poor, feeble little dollop of grey-matter process that as me being a shill for Nintendo?

That's a serious question by the way - I'd really love to hear this lol

Yeah, I guess company policy doesn't even allow you to talk about being a shill. Must suck to be controlled so tightly. Well, time flies man. Either you'll spend your whole life shitposting for peanuts and maybe pay off all that debt before retirement (provided you don't sick along the way lol) or you get laid off and probably end up homeless as befits a worthless loser like you.

I'd really love to hear this lol

You'd also really love a real job, but you don't get that, do you. Well, you won't get an answer to your question either. :P

Serious question - do you really believe you run into shills on Reddit all the time?

Don't get me wrong - I'm not naive and I appreciate that many brands have "social media" roles, for people to control their image online.

But in my experience, such people are often quite obvious and they're certainly not common, compared to the average user.

I guess a more specific question, do you really believe that I'm a shill lol?

such people are often quite obvious

Yep.

Do you seriously think I'm shill'n for Nintendo?

I don't know if that seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to be happening in your mind. But I promise you, it is totally bat-shit insane lol

Even if you're not a shill for Nintendo, you're totally acting like one dude. Look at this conversation?

You: shills for Nintendo

Me: Hey, you're a shill.

You: I'm totally not a shill! By the way, can you explain in as much detail as possible what it was that gave me away? By the way, I'm totally not a shill.

That's a strawman though obviously.

I mean, I can prove that you eat dogshit:

Me: Hey, do you eat dogshit?

You: Yes, I fucking love eating dog shit. It is totally my favourite. I'd suck a dogs dick just for a lick of it's asshole.

See - proven.

Moron.

Re-Read my post, I literally implied that Nintendo has basically gone completely to shit in the last TWO DECADES (whilst once the king of console - I have't played console games since the 90s, so I know what I'm talking about for that era - they were easily on top of the game prior to Sony/MS entering the market).

How the fuck is implying that the ONLY reason a shitty product made by Nintendo has fans, is because Nintendo fanboys jumped on board 20+ years ago when the brand/product was strong.

I would really love you to explain to me how my suggesting Nintendo has been rubbish for the last 2 decades is somehow "Obviously shilling for Nintendo"

Pointing out how shit you are at your silly excuse for a job really touched a nerve there, didn't it.

If you're so shit at this and it causes you this much frustration, why not quit? There's always McDonalds, or walmart, or Amazon. You could also just go homeless you know - no pressure there.

I own my own business - well, company technically as we incorporated.

Sure you do, son, sure you do.

How old are you?

You might be interested to know, they weren't always the kids-console. They were the first to have a light-gun and the NES had loads of gear and up until and including the SNES they weren't light on the violent games either. It's basically from the N64 onwards, that they started going soft.

But serious question: How old are you?

Please, tell me more about he major features of the Nintendo Switch (tm).

There's a (at least perceived) correlation between being an SJW and being a Nintendo fanboy, and ITers can easily be conflated with SJWs.

How bout ya lay off gamers, we didn’t do anything to you. Plus almost everyone plays games now. You think a small batch of nerds are the reason Skyrim has been released 50 different times?

r/GamersRiseUp

We live in a society

Bottom text

They targeted gamers... Gamers.

LOL

I've played Overwatch long enough to know that almost everyone who plays it is a beta cuck. There's guys like you in team-que's with a girl and if things go back because of the girl you end up throwing the team under the bus to take stress off of her.

Lol.

That’s some fine bullshit ya got there. I never mentioned overwatch and don’t play it anymore. But when i did, I never throw. I want that W son.

IT do hurt you.

i played hearthstone because i didnt have a gaming pc

i get all of it, but i don't get the portable arabic toilet

Nah wtf man, you put in Fallout and Skyrim into that starter pack. Not cool

Pcmasterrace

lol what with the public restroom?

Y'all are weird.

Y'all

Howdie partner

Dony get the portapotty one. And whats nexus

You're shooting yourself in the foot by associating them with videogames. I get the Nintendo switch meme but why all games in general?

Oh I think he shot his foot off a long time ago. Posting this kind of shit is like pouring concrete over your grave.

Because if you put too much time in games instead of actual experiences you will isolate yourself in a fake virtual world (speaking from experience)

What is that Dubai portable WC?

Sign me up.

“Wow it’s almost as if _______” is so accurate. I swear, those Soy milk drinking faggots have a vocabulary of like 20 words

I dont get the overwatch thing. Why is that IT or numale? Its a fun game lol and sombra is hot. Then the game has kind of a hot retard (symmetra)

Because the person who made it thinks on Chads play those games. It's as if people are more varied and complex.

Wtf does this even mean? Kratos does not need to be some beta numale

Dissing actually having a life, how dare you

Why is Skyrim, nexus, and Hearthstone on here? That’s my life :(

The” porn is not real life” was the most upvoted comment on one of my post

Fallout 4 is for numales Fallout 3 is for normies Fallout nv is for high iq normies Fallout 1, 2 are for truecels.

It's over if you know of bethesda before 2008.

I knew I shouldnt have played Fallout 1 and 2, Ive damned myself to eternal inceldom, this explains everything

becky here, fucking hate "iT's aLmOsT aS iF"

Why the shower head

Umm, what's with all the gaming shit? Like, don't Incel's game too?

Its mainly linked with the nintendo switch being a nu-male console, as well as how much nu-males are attracted to pop culture.

"Computer game" good call what was blops2cels platform?

I just assumed PC. But if I'm wrong, it doesn't change anything about the meaning of what I said.

Black Ops 2 was multiplatform, and was indeed on the PC

Thanks for clarifying!

yes of course but does the Saint rip on pc or console do u think

Oh I see.

Black Ops 2 was on PC as well

Lol at all the beta cucks getting offended over Overwatch and Magic being called lame. Have you ever seen a Chad sitting around playing magic cards? No, you haven't. The closest thing is Vin Diesel and it's kinda well known he's a soyboy when not on movie level steroids.

And yet he’s smashed more beautiful women on a Tuesday than you’ve wanted to run over with a truck in your whole life.

Bud.. I'm a 6'0 white dude who works in the fitness industry. I'm not a Chad but I do get 5-10 matches on Tinder a day. I don't hate women for playing their hand and I don't think a lot of incels hate women they just understand the game is unfair and it's nice to vent about it. All my friends were like 6'2 and higher for some reason growing up (maybe I'm good luck or something lol) so I know what it's like to have cute girls look at a useless tall dude and be bewildered as to why as a kid.

You clearly don't know anything about Vin Diesel

Uh, actually yes? Chris Evans is a known to be gamer, Terry Crews has a freaking PCMasterRace youtube channel. Justin Bieber is frequently seen gaming. Eminem talks about playing games since like, ever.

Zac Efron, which is, according to incel descriptions, basically a textbook Chad, is on record talking about playing games on several different occasions, specifically stating at times that he is a big fan of Halo.

None of those games are Magic Cards you fucking idiot. Everyone plays games. Magic cards requires a huge dedication of time for very little social and physical payoff or reward. It is the top game for brooding fat nerds.

Here's a magic card playing celeb. https://www.google.com/search?q=vin+diesel+fat&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS717US717&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwivhJP8monbAhUl94MKHfKWDzsQ_AUICigB&biw=1536&bih=740&dpr=1.25#imgrc=DeN8VweNEHtnQM:

Brandon Routh (Superman)

Brandon Routh on twitter

He's known for monogreen elf builds.

Stop being so dense. Everyone can play Magic. I play it, my girlfriend plays it, most of our friends have played it at some point.

Just as I thought. No response after I destroyed your argument.

Lol at all the beta cucks getting offended over Overwatch and Magic being called lame.

Thanks for the gold, kind sir.

Any of y’all got discord invites

lol Dubai porta potty

Can you use non-black coded names for bulls. It's more biting if there's not latent racism in it.

You forgot tee here

Where is "Tinder doesn't represent real life"?

Y'all

y'all'd've

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Tfw Skyrimcel

Im not an incel but this is so real. Its more like the average redditor starter pack tho

Wrong im plat

We live in a society

Sure you do, son, sure you do.