When an incel tries to make friends

157  2018-05-15 by failednormiecel

49 comments

So you’re a misogynist who wants a fascist state and sharia law, and you can’t figure out why nobody likes you?

Out

Does that normally work for you?

Normans are absolute fucking retards so no. I still have to say it.

Stupid normans, why can’t they just let you radicalize in your echo chamber in peace?

Jfl if you think this is an echo chamber. This place is 70% normies.

radical dude! totally tubular! cowabunga!

over for nigga turtles

Well, he did manage to get you angry and change topics, so yeah, it definitely worked lol.

I’m still here, I’m not angry, and I never changed topics. What I said was relevant. So how did saying “out” “work?”

Here you are stomping your feet, trying to convince people you're not angry, instead of shitposting. So yeah, it worked pretty good.

He said “out.” I’m not out. Keep trying sweaty

Look how mad you are. Just lol.

So mad that OP’s account is toast. Just raging over here.

Look how mad you are. Just lol.

Out

Ban me.

u/board_gaming

He asked for it.

she'll make him a supermod

Yep. It’s over.

reeeeeee

Out

No, you

OUT FAGGOT

It's over for friendcels

yeah. all my friends ghosted me. they would litlerly plan weekend while me being there and not invite me.

Time to make some new ones. Maybe buy some tickets to a local game and ask around.

Yeah bro! It's THAT easy. Fucking idiot.

Just leave your house and ask random people on the street if they want to join a local game! Don't wallow in self-pity.

lol what does that even mean? a local game of what?

My God. Being this autistic.

Same here.

Indeed - and yet we're deemed to make 'no effort' with people. The truth of the matter is that our efforts are ignored, because we're so stigmatised.

That's the real problem...and it remains ignored or deemed 'wrong'.

Eh.. a friend I made within the last 2 years is ugly as fuck and short. He's a cool guy. We go to bars sometimes but usually just chill and play some video games and talk about life. Maybe you're just a weirdo or have bad hygiene? He's ugly as fuck but he's not obese. Obese people smell fucking weird and it feels unhealthy hanging out with them by instinct so I don't. Ugly is different from obese.

More of the usual falsehoods spoken about me...

me

Fuuuck this hits too close to home. I struck up a conveesation with an amateur photographer at a social event my mom invited me to about three weeks ago. Built decent rapport with him and talked about all the photos he took while we reminisced over high school since we went to the same alma mater. I thought I had really made a new friend for the first time in ages, and he even offered to hang out around town that night. His cellphone was out of service, so he told me to jot my number down on a piece of napkin and he'd call me later from his home phone. Like I said, it's been three weeks and I haven't heard a peep from him since. So tired of this, it happens too often

Find him on Facebook and send him a friend request

I couldn't find him on FB

Shoot. Better luck next time bro. When it comes to making friends I will say that you have to make it happen. most people won’t go out of their way to hang out with a new person

Just like with women, you are supposed to get their number. If they ask you your number no eay hes gonna call lmao.

You need to not take it so hard. I've met tons of cool people and gotten their number and we've never spoken again. Taking on a new friend especially when someone is older and busier can be stressful for some reason. You have to learn more about that person.. might not seem like it but you are investing some emotional connection into that person. In 2018 more than ever that's bigger and bigger. I've had a long day, do I want to meet this new friend who could turn out to be weird.. or go on a Tinder date or out to a bar with good friends I already have or simply watch TV.

Looks like my life after High School. I was always a person's backup option or backup backup backup backup option.

So did they never actually make plans or...

Should have used Beavis and Butthead, they’re the ultimate incels lol.

Even they had each other though lol

I just invite people to do things. People like to be told what to do cuz their lazy or boring.

I wish I could make friends.

I think this is just a part of some cultures in general, people saying "let's do coffee sometime" has been made to be one of the most meaningless, empty expressions alongside "how are you".

If he had just said “we should hang out FRIDAY NIGHT” he would have smashed.

I’m still here, I’m not angry, and I never changed topics. What I said was relevant. So how did saying “out” “work?”

Here you are stomping your feet, trying to convince people you're not angry, instead of shitposting. So yeah, it worked pretty good.