I lift in the shower while being confident and respecting women as I'm indulging in my hobbies and getting a haircut

76  2018-05-15 by hardcore-sinner

Still no gf

Checkmate, normies.

19 comments

You don't watch movies with strong female protagonists in the shower, as well? Its over. This is why you're incel like the rest of us.

This is why you're incel

Who hurt you?

Keep trying.

Try building up a berm and building a shooting lane in your shower

But have you tried

Nopillow

Standshitting

Nohope?

Trying the second one right now. Question. Should I be standing on the toilet itself or kinda standing over it, legs spread?

Holy fuck standshitting was the best

If you're not organizing a feminist rally at this very moment then you're volcel

Getting you laid by someone who likes you and likes being around you, isn't something that us normies can will into existence for you just by arguing about it on this thread.

YOUR self-improvement is YOUR project, you have to make it happen.

We're here to help!

I was a virgin at 24 BTW. It won't happen overnight but it will happen.

Yikes

Hope someone throws acid on your face you dumb whore

Man whore...?

If you're a man it makes your post even more pathetic

I was a young virgin guy wanting desperately to get laid, years before "incels" were called incels.

I got over that phase of my life, and I'm here to tell you and anyone else who wants to listen, that you'll get out of it too. You just don't believe it right now.

Do you want to still be posting on incel forums in ten year's time? Be honest. I bet you don't.

No. I don't. I wanna escape.

If you can tell me the exact ACTIONS of how you did it...tell me

But don't give me shit like "be confident" or "dress in trendy clothes"

I'm happy to listen

Have a passion and get into it in a big way. (Not women.) For me it was playing classical music and doing up an old car.

Something that will get you out of the house. Something that can be your achievable goal that you're working on, and your main schtick in life. It means people see you as that guy who does X not just some forgettable surplus male. But mainly it will make you feel good about yourself to be doing something more real than just agreeing with these guys on here that women are mean.

By being into things you'll meet lots of people who are already on your side. They probably won't be dating age single women but they will be people who bear witness to your life and make your world a happier and more positive place.

Just keep doing that. These are all things that will take you to a place where the fact that you haven't had much luck with women, isn't the only thing you think about.

When you're ready to try online dating, do that too.

The planets will sooner or later align, and someone who likes the way you make her feel about herself will cross your path.

I know a lot of this sounds hopelessly vague. But that's life. The most successful and high functioning people haven't got a formula for love so us mere mortals shouldn't expect to.

You need one of those showers they gave to ShlomoCels in 1943.

You're doing it wrong, you forgot to hold frame while you spin plates bro

Bro you gotta change your pillows everyday, eat raw eggs, also be MORE confident.

No therapist? No wonder woman? No Alien? Gtfo fakecel

Didn't even hire a hairdresser for the shower? So over it never even began.

Have a passion and get into it in a big way. (Not women.) For me it was playing classical music and doing up an old car.

Something that will get you out of the house. Something that can be your achievable goal that you're working on, and your main schtick in life. It means people see you as that guy who does X not just some forgettable surplus male. But mainly it will make you feel good about yourself to be doing something more real than just agreeing with these guys on here that women are mean.

By being into things you'll meet lots of people who are already on your side. They probably won't be dating age single women but they will be people who bear witness to your life and make your world a happier and more positive place.

Just keep doing that. These are all things that will take you to a place where the fact that you haven't had much luck with women, isn't the only thing you think about.

When you're ready to try online dating, do that too.

The planets will sooner or later align, and someone who likes the way you make her feel about herself will cross your path.

I know a lot of this sounds hopelessly vague. But that's life. The most successful and high functioning people haven't got a formula for love so us mere mortals shouldn't expect to.