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That's how I feel every day. It's over.

😢

Did you really turn gay?

Pinkpill isn't a bad option for many tbh

Wait bruno Mars is gay?

No, Salvy is.

Salvy is straight but took it in the ass for the intimacy

The things we do for a sense of intamacy.

we

U

"""straight"""

Oh OK lol

does Bruno Mars is Gay?

i dont like your songs bro

It = over

I got him a girl, he's all g

fakecel mogs me to death

Still I get heightmogged by 99% of men in the US.

oh fuck off i am 5'4 stop saying height something i know you had a romance life stop lyong to incels that believe you

I never had a gf in my life.

shut up i know a lot of female from r/incels who messaged you

How do you know that?

because i fucking talk to them

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Isn't Salvador even 2 inches shorter than Bruno Mars?

2.0 inches = 5.1 centimetres.

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wait, that isn't bruno mars?

that chick on the far right clenching to chad in horror as her gaze sets upon a sub human.

You are so right. I haven't even noticed that horror expression. It's over!

Can't be chad with that hairline

The sunglasses indoors...guaranteed great personality

Taytay isn't a stacy, she's in her own category above stacy

Sorry sweetie but you don't get to make up your own categorisation system that job belongs to the high council

Lmao you need help. She's a real bitch everyone says so

Go drink some soy sweetie

I don't like Taylor swift what's the problem? The number of guys she's broken up with says everything does it not

Only a faggot could not like taytay and faggots can't be incel

What the? Calm down.

i want to lick her armpits

me too

Ethnics are so invisible to Aryan Roasties that they will sometimes almost bump into us because they dont even see us on a conscious or subconscious level.

Holy shit this is so true.

Lmaooooo im 6'2 ethnic and white stacies walk dead straight without giving any fucks about you, you arent even an ant to them. They expect everyone to bend around their aura

Date your own women then

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Looooooooooool.

Holy shit I thought this only happened to me lol. I'm not even a manlet either, I'm 6'1 in shoes and white roasties on campus never make eye contact and look straight ahead like I don't exist and sometimes bump into me, It's like I'm not even a human to them.

exactly

They do the same to whites

Separate planes of existence lmao

Play bbc game bro

Stop trying to date White women then, stick with your own

They do the same to whites

Mega oof

Personally I don't get this whole height thing you guys are always on about. I'm 4'11 literally everyone looks tall to me.

Rope time

tee hee

I've asked 4'10" girls out and they've told me I'm too short at 5'10"1/2 - IT'S FUCKING OVER IF YOU'RE NOT 6'3"

Well then they are obviously an asshole.

AWALT

AWALT my nigga

All women are assholes, then, because the 4'10" girl was an extreme example from a giant pool of women who think I'm too short.

I'm 4'11

it's over for you

Of course you don't get the height thing if you are femoid.

Short woman = petite

Short man = manlet

Yeah. Ok. But no one looks short to me. Men included obviously. EVERYONE is either kinda tall.. Taller...or giant.

The implication being that Bruno can't get women because he's short lol You guys are brainy

ree bruno mars ree kevin hart ree danny devito ree

Dude, you realize women will sleep with the midget from Austin Powers because they know he has millions in the bank?

Women aren't attracted to Bruno Mars because he's handsome or because he's a great singer. It's about the established status image. He represents solidarity for life.. he's like looking at a full bingo board, of course females will choose that. How long do you think a girl will let a short dude sing love songs to them before they open up Tinder on a long day and find a ripped 6'0 guy to actually make her orgasm?

salvador66 is the hero we don’t deserve

What do you mean that I am an incel hero?

an hero to us all

So am I going to become the new saint of incels?

Plz don't go killing anyone now.

What? That never occurred to me in my thoughts. If I do something I would consider euthanasia, but not yet. I still live with the love of my parents. My parents' love towards me is the only life fuel I have in this desolate world.

What have you tried dating-wise?

He swallowed the gay pill.

That's one pill I won't swallow.

THERE IS ONLY ONE

BOW DOWN BEFORE HIM, SINNER!

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I find consolation through him as he is my shepherd and guide me through my inceldom. I was just asking due to some users here thinking that I am some sort of hero.

You are the hero we don't deserve, but don't give up on us just yet.

I won't. May St. Blackops2cel bless you.

And may His prophet Eggman give us all strength in these troubled times.

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Youre the new god congrats. Move over blackops

Salvy probably needs a booster seat just to reach the steering wheel in his car.

I don't even need a booster seat to drive my car. I see perfectly well on the road.

When will they learn?!

TURBOMANLETS BTFO

Destroyed

Damn beautiful Nordic women for being so fucking tall. I hate it when I see one I'm attracted to, knowing there is no fucking chance as a short guy.

She's not nordic

Who is that fukn midget?

Bruno mars

It's over for midgetcels. Unless you're rich.

Honestly salvador is cute even though he's short. I'm ugly and short (even though he's shorter than me)

This is your one and only chance salvs

And yet he is still dating a Stacy.

good face + international celebrity.

Just be a multi million dollar celebrity bro

looksmatched

You have to be a rich chart topping pop singer to get your looksmatch in 2018

Status + money.

Just be a famous singer and a multi millionaire bro

Isnt Taylor Swift like 6 feet? And with heels?

No. She's 5'9.

Fuck

With the talent and dough Bruno has, I wouldn’t be surprised that Taylor wants in on it. She’s got hella dough too tho.

She probably has more dough and status than Bruno.

Alien

End it

Fanart depicting the close bond between Legolas and Gimli.

No selfies

Bruno Mars is considered extremely handsome by many women so I'm not sure what your point is here?

He's average

In your opinion maybe, but he also has a lot of the things you guys claim women want: money, fame, and decent looks. Unless you're gay, a straight dude saying another dude is "average" holds no merit imo on how attractive another person is. You don't experience sexual attraction to men so of course this guy will just be "average".

Men are better raters than women.

And that's your objective, scientific opinion now is it?

It seems you're trying to cope. Maybe you're a manlet?

Lmao I'm a female so no, not a manlet.

Men are still better raters. What women say isn't important. Only their actions count, which are the opposite of what they say.

Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess.

Brutal as fuck. Even if a short man achieve what less than 1% of the worlds population achieves, you'll still be a little manlet seen as a freak waste of talent to be laughed at. Potent shortcel sui fuel.

LOL

The things we do for a sense of intamacy.

I don't like Taylor swift what's the problem? The number of guys she's broken up with says everything does it not

"""straight"""

oh fuck off i am 5'4 stop saying height something i know you had a romance life stop lyong to incels that believe you

You are the hero we don't deserve, but don't give up on us just yet.