Truth is, she wanted him to cream her cunt long before he acted like a human. If he had been ugly she would've cried rape and told Clayton to shoot him.
This one was made in 1954 (the heyday of getting married) and TL;DV is Daisy Duck is screwing all the sailors in town and is a single mom and Donald Duck almost marries her.
Yup. Women want to "fix" good-looking guys who have lacking personalities. If Tarzan looked like an ugly chimp she would have shot him herself and the movie would have ended right there
Esmeralda rejects Quasimodo to go for Cpt. Phoebus, i.e. Chad
The Beauty and the Beast is about a Stacy who gets Stockholm Syndrome for a tall wide-framed slayer who ends up becoming Chad anyway
Jasmine rejects every rich prince who approaches her, only to end up falling for and marrying a dirt-poor Chaddam
The Sleeping Beauty gets Chad. Cinderella gets Chad. Chad, Chad, Chad. It's all about Chad. All millennial women think they're Disney princesses who are entitled to Chad.
The one thing that has always bothered me about Tarzan is how the hell did he shave all of his body so clean in the middle of the damn jungle without access to a single piece of sharp metal.
30 comments
1 bacinshakinsteakin 2018-05-14
She had to teach him to act human. Just lol if u think changing your personality will do ANYTHING
1 celaway1696 2018-05-14
Truth is, she wanted him to cream her cunt long before he acted like a human. If he had been ugly she would've cried rape and told Clayton to shoot him.
1 bacinshakinsteakin 2018-05-14
Disney was warning us
1 SophisticatedDalek 2018-05-14
Tarzan vs Quasimodo
1 MgtowEuphoria 2018-05-14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbZOdrlRBxY
This one was made in 1954 (the heyday of getting married) and TL;DV is Daisy Duck is screwing all the sailors in town and is a single mom and Donald Duck almost marries her.
1 bacinshakinsteakin 2018-05-14
Donald cuck
1 bitterasianvirgin 2018-05-14
Yup. Women want to "fix" good-looking guys who have lacking personalities. If Tarzan looked like an ugly chimp she would have shot him herself and the movie would have ended right there
1 oneredguy 2018-05-14
Like you can change your personality lol
Sir maybe if you die Sir
1 BackSeatMotherFucker 2018-05-14
He is a nigger.
1 m1ksuFI 2018-05-14
How didn't everyone downvote you WTF is wrong with incels
1 geneticwaste43 2018-05-14
JFL if you dont live in the jungle in 2018
1 celaway1696 2018-05-14
Just be raised by gorillas theory.
1 LegendOfKnajjd 2018-05-14
Chad in the jungle
1 GuyFromDaStore 2018-05-14
Muscles
1 ingloriousnutsack 2018-05-14
its over if you arent Chadrilla in 2018
1 m1ksuFI 2018-05-14
It's a fucking cartoon lmao
1 SuperUgly5 2018-05-14
Were being sarcastic
1 -SpinxS 2018-05-14
tell that to cuckold tears.
1 IRL_Melb_Dating 2018-05-14
What about Quasimodo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame?
1 celaway1696 2018-05-14
He never got the girl. He got cucked by the gypsy chick.
1 Malmalam 2018-05-14
Maybe, but he got a girlfriend in the sequel (even though the sequel is awful and the relationship is incredibly forced)
1 celaway1696 2018-05-14
Exactly. It wasn't meant to be at all, it was forced out to continue spreading the cucked bluepill lies.
1 EvilBananaManRD 2018-05-14
Phebo is Chad, Quasimodo's an incel and Frollo's a NiceGuy.
Hottie who gets the girl, uggo that gets friendzoned and accepts it and uggo that goes fucking nuts after rejection.
1 SuperUgly5 2018-05-14
Jane has witch skull with no chin, so she need tzs robust jawline.
1 completeutterbuffoon 2018-05-14
The old Disney canon is blackpilled as fuck
Tarzan is Chad
Esmeralda rejects Quasimodo to go for Cpt. Phoebus, i.e. Chad
The Beauty and the Beast is about a Stacy who gets Stockholm Syndrome for a tall wide-framed slayer who ends up becoming Chad anyway
Jasmine rejects every rich prince who approaches her, only to end up falling for and marrying a dirt-poor Chaddam
The Sleeping Beauty gets Chad. Cinderella gets Chad. Chad, Chad, Chad. It's all about Chad. All millennial women think they're Disney princesses who are entitled to Chad.
1 celaway1696 2018-05-14
Don't forget Pocahontas betrays her kin and fucks a Chad.
1 lonely_suicidal_cel 2018-05-14
A white Chad at that, who fetishizes her entire ethnicity.
1 celaway1696 2018-05-14
Yeps. Ethnics foids are the biggest enemies of ethniccels.
1 TurboTrashman 2018-05-14
Lower third, more like lower half of his face, fucking brutal
1 What_If_Circles 2018-05-14
The one thing that has always bothered me about Tarzan is how the hell did he shave all of his body so clean in the middle of the damn jungle without access to a single piece of sharp metal.
1 Mr-Mercedes- 2018-05-14
Jaw mogs my existence
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-05-14
Just have a chin that can CLEFT BOULDERS bro