both my roommates have girlfriends and i want to fucking die
102 2018-05-14 by ctech_n
i can hear both couples making out at night and it just shoves in how much i'm missing out on in life
a dog rested its head on my leg at a party a couple of days ago and that was the only time someone has ever touched me since I was like five
43 comments
1 Hydroeletric_ 2018-05-14
F
1 Ashy_Madison 2018-05-14
F
1 WahmenMustDIe 2018-05-14
F
1 jumperginger 2018-05-14
I feel you
1 genetically_cursed 2018-05-14
There's even research that proves how skin contanct is important for mental health of a human and there are even skin contanct therapy sessions.
I realized this couple of days ago as well, last time i was hugged by female colleague 2 years ago, and before that female touched me in grade 6 proly.
1 thr0w123away456 2018-05-14
blackops2cel materialized in that dog to show you his love
1 WahmenMustDIe 2018-05-14
Our Lord and his simple miracles.
Praise him.
1 GuyFromDaStore 2018-05-14
Why not just ask your roommates girlfriends if they know any single girls. Women LOVE TO BE MATCHMAKERS.
I'm sure they know an average looking virgin girl that badly needs a BF
1 ctech_n 2018-05-14
I will try this
1 Noobie_solo_backpack 2018-05-14
Good luck
1 Ninjakilla_X 2018-05-14
How'd it go?
1 ctech_n 2018-05-14
this was a while back but my roommate's girlfriend brought over this cute indian girl to meet me but she was like 5 inches taller LOL
1 Ultramegasaurus 2018-05-14
Enjoy your creep reputation
1 foreignincel4 2018-05-14
dooooont
1 lonely_suicidal_cel 2018-05-14
Don't do this, they will call you a creep
1 behindcloseddoors1 2018-05-14
*For attractive men
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-14
Yeah or I'll see what I can do. Next thing you know she can't find anyone,I wonder why.
1 SuperUgly5 2018-05-14
This place is so fucking good
1 destiny-draw 2018-05-14
Good advice for average people. If you are as ugly as most incels it won't. Not saying he shouldn't try he absolutely should but just that he should temper expectations.
1 chadsleftovers666 2018-05-14
I thought foids want to be "chosen" and that would come off as desperate
1 XenoditReborn 2018-05-14
you know she can open tinder and find hundreds of chads within a day,right?
1 Malmalam 2018-05-14
Needs a BF ≠ Needs casual sex
1 jacketboundjester 2018-05-14
Get your head out of your hole and some point and see how well it works on someone like us you stupid prick.
1 Tookthemethpill 2018-05-14
I think the solution to this is to put peanut butter on your dick and have the dog lick it off. It he bites it off then nothing was really lost.
1 harambeazn 2018-05-14
fuking normies
1 hirayama_ronin 2018-05-14
Go to a massage parlor ASAP. It's medicine.
1 Efficient_Speech 2018-05-14
Why do you have roommates?
1 AprilYi20 2018-05-14
Are you dense? You think every young adult can afford their own place? Are you familiar with rent prices in big cities? Even after graduation on the average salary you still have to have roommates in a big city if you want to save anything.
1 XenoditReborn 2018-05-14
having roommates is officially cuckoldry.
1 MgtowEuphoria 2018-05-14
I was doing it until my late 20s. The last place I had I was paying $700 and this was an older building that needed some serious renovations. It was also in a suburb area around nothing too. Living in the best area would had been $1,000 for roommate situations.
Now I live in the Middle East where I have a studio right in front of the water for like $450.
1 TruthbeTold9999 2018-05-14
How about when you hear them making out.. you create a sick playlist and go outside and run sprints. It won't get you laid if you are ugly as fuck but at least your body will be in peak condition. And don't give me the bullshit 'I can't sleep if I run beforehand'.. you cool off with a cold shower and pass out and get amazing sleep.
1 AprilYi20 2018-05-14
Instead of writing dumbass gymcel comments how about you go for a run.
>It won't get you laid if you are ugly as fuck but at least your body will be in peak condition
A body, nobody will ever see or touch. So entirely pointless.
1 Trumpisagoldengod 2018-05-14
Nobody can give you self worth, that's why it's called self worth.
1 MozzerDozzer 2018-05-14
Bullshit, we know what we are worth because we are validated by external factors.
If no one has never validated you, you don't know how much you're worth.
1 escapetheinceldom 2018-05-14
Just become a sprintcel.
1 TruthbeTold9999 2018-05-14
That story is amazing
1 48Cats 2018-05-14
Ruin it for them.
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-14
That's brutal I'm sorry
1 AprilYi20 2018-05-14
Just make out? They;re not fucking?
1 genericpajeet 2018-05-14
thank god I never had to experience this
the worst I had to experience was a chadlite lebanese guy and chadlite afghan guy back in uni telling me "just get tinder bro" "its so easy to get girls in uni bro" and talking about their sexual exploits while sharing pictures of said exploits with one another
good thing I cut off contact with those retarded normies
1 kiki101007 2018-05-14
Brothel
1 michaelochurch 2018-05-14
College is brutal– it seems like everyone else is shoving their happiness in your face– but it gets better. Trust me, by the time you're 30, you're not going to care about whatever wasn't happening at 20.
And, yeah, dogs are amazing. So are cats, in their own weird way.
1 LinksLight 2018-05-14
I'm in my 30s and it's worse. I just obsess every day about how bad I screwed up my 20s and how screwed I am now.
1 lonely_suicidal_cel 2018-05-14
No it doesn't get better, the normans get to experience love while we stay virgins. Fuck you Norman shit
1 the-Meeks-shall-rule 2018-05-14
A severely low IQ post. Please get help.
1 HuckFinn69 2018-05-14
Why not make out with the dog at the party? Chicks love guys who love dogs.
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-05-14
Do everything in your power to fix this, there is absolutely some shit you could be doing that you're not doing right now.
1 normalguywhoagrees95 2018-05-14
Why don’t you live alone? Shit like this is why I HAVE to live alone.
1 smurbulock 2018-05-14
I can empathise there with you man, it's fucking constant depression fuel.
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1 Noobie_solo_backpack 2018-05-14
Good luck
1 Ninjakilla_X 2018-05-14
How'd it go?
1 Ultramegasaurus 2018-05-14
Enjoy your creep reputation
1 foreignincel4 2018-05-14
dooooont
1 lonely_suicidal_cel 2018-05-14
Don't do this, they will call you a creep