both my roommates have girlfriends and i want to fucking die

102  2018-05-14 by ctech_n

i can hear both couples making out at night and it just shoves in how much i'm missing out on in life

a dog rested its head on my leg at a party a couple of days ago and that was the only time someone has ever touched me since I was like five

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I feel you

There's even research that proves how skin contanct is important for mental health of a human and there are even skin contanct therapy sessions.

I realized this couple of days ago as well, last time i was hugged by female colleague 2 years ago, and before that female touched me in grade 6 proly.

blackops2cel materialized in that dog to show you his love

Our Lord and his simple miracles.

Praise him.

Why not just ask your roommates girlfriends if they know any single girls. Women LOVE TO BE MATCHMAKERS.

I'm sure they know an average looking virgin girl that badly needs a BF

I will try this

Good luck

How'd it go?

this was a while back but my roommate's girlfriend brought over this cute indian girl to meet me but she was like 5 inches taller LOL

Enjoy your creep reputation

dooooont

Don't do this, they will call you a creep

Women LOVE TO BE MATCHMAKERS

*For attractive men

Yeah or I'll see what I can do. Next thing you know she can't find anyone,I wonder why.

This place is so fucking good

Good advice for average people. If you are as ugly as most incels it won't. Not saying he shouldn't try he absolutely should but just that he should temper expectations.

I thought foids want to be "chosen" and that would come off as desperate

girl that badly needs a BF

you know she can open tinder and find hundreds of chads within a day,right?

Needs a BF ≠ Needs casual sex

Get your head out of your hole and some point and see how well it works on someone like us you stupid prick.

I think the solution to this is to put peanut butter on your dick and have the dog lick it off. It he bites it off then nothing was really lost.

fuking normies

that was the only time someone has ever touched me since I was like five

Go to a massage parlor ASAP. It's medicine.

Why do you have roommates?

Are you dense? You think every young adult can afford their own place? Are you familiar with rent prices in big cities? Even after graduation on the average salary you still have to have roommates in a big city if you want to save anything.

having roommates is officially cuckoldry.

I was doing it until my late 20s. The last place I had I was paying $700 and this was an older building that needed some serious renovations. It was also in a suburb area around nothing too. Living in the best area would had been $1,000 for roommate situations.

Now I live in the Middle East where I have a studio right in front of the water for like $450.

How about when you hear them making out.. you create a sick playlist and go outside and run sprints. It won't get you laid if you are ugly as fuck but at least your body will be in peak condition. And don't give me the bullshit 'I can't sleep if I run beforehand'.. you cool off with a cold shower and pass out and get amazing sleep.

Instead of writing dumbass gymcel comments how about you go for a run.

>It won't get you laid if you are ugly as fuck but at least your body will be in peak condition

A body, nobody will ever see or touch. So entirely pointless.

Nobody can give you self worth, that's why it's called self worth.

Bullshit, we know what we are worth because we are validated by external factors.

If no one has never validated you, you don't know how much you're worth.

...go outside and run sprints.

Just become a sprintcel.

That story is amazing

Ruin it for them.

That's brutal I'm sorry

Just make out? They;re not fucking?

thank god I never had to experience this

the worst I had to experience was a chadlite lebanese guy and chadlite afghan guy back in uni telling me "just get tinder bro" "its so easy to get girls in uni bro" and talking about their sexual exploits while sharing pictures of said exploits with one another

good thing I cut off contact with those retarded normies

Brothel

College is brutal– it seems like everyone else is shoving their happiness in your face– but it gets better. Trust me, by the time you're 30, you're not going to care about whatever wasn't happening at 20.

And, yeah, dogs are amazing. So are cats, in their own weird way.

I'm in my 30s and it's worse. I just obsess every day about how bad I screwed up my 20s and how screwed I am now.

No it doesn't get better, the normans get to experience love while we stay virgins. Fuck you Norman shit

A severely low IQ post. Please get help.

Why not make out with the dog at the party? Chicks love guys who love dogs.

Do everything in your power to fix this, there is absolutely some shit you could be doing that you're not doing right now.

Why don’t you live alone? Shit like this is why I HAVE to live alone.

I can empathise there with you man, it's fucking constant depression fuel.

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Good luck

How'd it go?

Enjoy your creep reputation

dooooont

Don't do this, they will call you a creep