all you have to do is be flawless

571  2018-05-13 by tbqhfamily

114 comments

wtf is chad doing

Chillin, and about to pound her snatch the moment that weirdo leaves.

Look at the difference in height. If you don’t mog your mate by half a foot it’s over.

Try 3 feet

It's over for less-than-8ft-cels.

Just fix your posture bro

improvising with the other girl, mid-3some

On Tinder getting more pussy to smash.

You're right. I actually thought he was lifting, like a dumbbell. But you're right, that's his phone - haha that's great.

Flipping through channels waiting for Becky to come back to the couch so he can continue playing some grab ass.

Becky? Where's Stacy?

Arranging his next booty call

Chad is rippin' tinder game for round 2 later

I'm not certain, but I think he's lifting

This is pretty true. Women are retarded nowadays and think that relationships don't require work from both ends. They just think it's like it is in fairy tales and movies.

Lol, I love how the dudes who have never touched a woman in their lives seem to be experts on the subjects of women and relationships.

Yeah because observing isn't a thing I guess. I don't need to slit my own throat to know it would be painful. Faggot

Cry me a river.

How can your type claim to know the inner workings of a woman's mind when you've probably never even talked to a woman outside of work and school?

Catfishing as Chad, from Chad friends, online, you really that fucking low IQ? I don't need to eat shit to know it'll taste like shit.

Ah, so all of your experience comes vicariously through others.

That explains a lot.

Permabanned for multiple violations of the No-virgin-shaming rule.

God mod

Goderator

We need you instead of BBW_Gaming.

Yup, a lot of them don't seem to be aware that this has to work both ways.

But they think the high-road is about them.

Women are retarded nowadays

I can't imagine why your'e struggling to get a girlfriend.

So original

People keep saying because it's true.

Shit, women don’t like being called retarded? Man it’s over!

Lol try again. I'm very happily married.

Does she know you think she's retarded?

I don't think she's retarded, that's why I married her. However, she and I both think A LOT of the women out there are retarded. If not most.

Keep trying.

you found some good wife

Thanks man! I think so too.

"tis y ur incel"

Yes, I won't say a lot or all, but yes, I've seen enough girls with that idiotic ideology that everything has to go without any effort.

lol she's just talking shiite, you can clearly see Chad on the couch

They aren't retarded. They just prefer attractive males that treat them nicely. Judging by your comments, you don't fit neither of those requirements.

Lol at this.

Wrong on both accounts bud. Keep trying.

Yeah, how? Prove your point.

Prove that I'm not ugly, and have a wife? Lmao

That wasn't really what I intended

What did you intend then?

To prove that females don't care if you treat them nicely

I treat my wife very well, if that's what you're implying. I also treat people courteously and with respect until they give sufficient reason not to.

The right one just looks really good lol. And by "lol" I mean I'm curled in a ball crying in the corner wondering if roping will just result in me being reborn into this hell again. I just love lazy Sundays.

Don't leave just yet. Leavers are often quoted as jovially saying "omg let's do it again". Think Roy from Rick & Morty.

I have the greatest disdain for hope, but the backlash is finally beginning.

Life finds a way. - Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park

Incels exist because of the greatest violation of equality. Algebra teaches us how to use an equal sign: if you do something to one side, it must also be done to the other. As feminism empowered women, the portrayal of men as oppressive unless sexless has become dominant. Being treated as a violator when you are innocent of the crime is a hell that causes many to consider suicide.

Body shaming is not ok if men do it to women; if women do it to men it's ok. Obeying Algebra laws, treating genders like variables, swapping men and women in that last sentence suddenly makes it the most targetable for Twitter rage. That means these ideas are not equal, and actually shows men bearing a heavier expectation from society.

It burns! - Smeagol

taking a drawing made by someone who doesn't understand romantic relationships and using it as a strawman

Can you tell us what is a romantic relationship?

When two people like eachother and fuck eachother and want to be around eachother for more than just sex too.

Even two incels could be in a relationship like that. You all probably enjoy eachother's company, so if two of you became friends and also were physically attracted to eachother then what makes that not a relationship? What's your excuse in that situation?

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Why do you think two consciousness' meshing is such an unattainable goal? You already stated your failings, why not believe yourself?

I don't believe it's an unattainable goal.

jokes on you most realshionships end up with brake ups. so much more for love, huh?

Just because it could end poorly means it's not worth trying for in the first place? With that attitude, how do you get through life?

i honestly don't know. i am just waiting to die asap. like is too much for me.

Normans love using the word strawman as well as the term red herring, in place of actually arguing the point. Cope harder.

Or "moving the goalpost" this fuckers are carbon copies of each other

using the word strawman over a meme comic

I would love to have romantic relationships as Chad does...cumming on random girls mouth every day must be a new level of romanticism according to norman cuckholds :)

Bro it's a comic. Stop being serious and enjoy yourself smh

Says someone who is also spending time on one of the most depressing self absorbed subreddits out there.

She could just say the truth..

"Dude, this pussy would never belong to a Beta like you! You're ugly, weird, you're incapable of turning a girl on, and i already have my own problems so... If you have nothing to offer, just stop wasting my time."

Just for now But maybe when I settle down teehee

yeah she could but women enjoy having beta orbiters so it never happens

wired or not its just because he ugly

There are verbal videos for this.

She can leave "weird" out of it. "Ugly" is the part that matters.

Lol the Chad on the couch in the background

that shit cracked me up

The comic is kinda true though. Be yourself and not worried about always being perfect.

worked real well the past 31 years for me 👍

really?

Being yourself doesn't mean staying the same. That's just some shit anime weebos believe because working hard involves more effort than torrenting Dragonball Z episodes.

You improve for yourself, not for her. And if you are genetic trash, then focus on making money and affording prostitutes until a 6/10 will settle for you once she is done riding the cock carousel. Which can be a long wait.

so being yourself is not being yourself, got it. -_-

By your logic everyone should be able to sit in a chair pleasuring themselves all day and then mate with a supermodel.

"By your logic everyone should be able to sit in a chair pleasuring themselves all day and then mate with a supermodel."

this isnt us retard, you have a fundamental misunderstanding of who incels tend to be. we are literally just ugly. we've tried self improvement, we've put ourselves out there. we have friends, the only thing thats missing is sexual validation and not for a lack of effort.

"Why would anyone want to date someone who is just a rotting corpse like you?"

correct, we're rottings corpses albeit not in the way you're implying. we merely resemble them. :2

You realize when women turn 35-40 they literally seek out males who have no romantic options but social status/power. That means even though your life may suck you can at least have a life partner and children if you put in work.

Is it as fun and fair as a Chad who gets to fuck for life? No, not at all. Life isn't fair though. Instead of comparing yourself to Chads or normal looking dudes, try to find things to be thankful for while you work towards your goals. You could have spawned in this world as a fucking mosquito, but you got to be the most intelligent animal in the world. You get to cook bacon whenever you want. You get to jerk off to 10/10's while cavemen used to jerk off to rocks that looked like boobs.

its better to be alone than to be with someone who isnt genuinely attracted to you. :2

if 35-40 year old women want resources they'll have to find them from someone else - because they wont be getting mine :2

Women ARE attracted to you at that point. It's not fake. Their mind and body changes.

It's actually been proven that women actually have monthly changes where for like 1 week out of the month they prefer safe males, the other 3 they prefer Chads. But being a 'safe male' means you have at the very least money, and hopefully status.

so women below the age of 30 are all retarded. got it.

Cope

once you get gas eventually you have to continue driving on the highway -_- if they were stuck at a gas station for the rest of the life they'd only grow to resent that gas station.

no matter how much they can logically appreciate the value of a gas station, no one loves a rest stop. -_-

god....you must have an IQ of a tortoise

Being yourself doesn't mean staying the same.

Lol @ your username

Being yourself doesn't mean staying the same

This is exactly what it means but definitions change to suit you normies narratives all the time.

That's just some shit anime weebos believe because working hard involves more effort than torrenting Dragonball Z episodes

That's some cringy made up fallacy you just pulled out right no, you sure you're not projecting?

And if you are genetic trash, then focus on making money and affording prostitutes until a 6/10 will settle for you once she is done riding the cock carousel

You can keep your cum dumpster for yourself, thanks.

Do you think a single person in here isn't themself?

k

themself is a word and it has a long history to boot. Although most authorities agree that it isn’t currently part of the repertoire of accepted reflexive pronouns, themself is by no means a rarity in today’s English. There are 532 examples of this word on the Oxford English Corpus (OEC): it’s found in all types of writing, from media reports and blogs to academic texts.

Man this hits way too close to home

THE RIGHT ONE DOESN’T HAVE TO TRY

Take notes, red copers.

We really should just die. There is legit nothing we can do.

IT'S OVER

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But how could I try?

Chad in the background doing beastality with her cat ;)

You have to be effortlessly flawless

No, you have to put effort in -- but the effort should come from your internal motivation to live your life to the fullest, not taking instructions from a partner. Self improvement is not a grocery list.

As someone in a relationship, I can say sometimes it is a bit like a grocery list. Sometimes the two of you have to sit down, and ask one another, "what do you need from me?" Then you assess whether both of you are capable of meeting the others needs, and work from there. It's really unlikely that you're going to just bump into someone who you will click with, who you will be 100% compatible with in every way, and you both have to communicate your needs, so that the other person has a chance to meet them.

I agree that sometimes that'll happen, but I'm talking about more the initial spark. Just hit 10 years with my wife and there are definitely sometimes situations just like you describe, but the initial spark was both of us looking at the other and saying "holy shit you're amazing," and I wouldn't have measured up that way in her eyes if I hadn't been pursuing my life and passions to the fullest.

well thats just like your personal experience man

Half the win is not giving a fuck

Just be chad theory

cringe

oh the good times. this was one of my first popular posts on my old account.

Chad is lifting retards

Sneaky Chad in the background there. Noiice.

Losers. All of you. Go outside and stop whining about women and maybe one will touch your peepee.

http://archive.is/ED6Rk

This is why you're incel

LOOOOOOOL the hypocrisy of white liberal women is astounding

I wish at least had this interaction, I would much rather be rejected than to have no interaction at all.

Not accurate.

In real life she'd feed him just enough hope to keep him from moving on and text him to complain about Chad.

I was about to say this might just be a sweet guy trying to show affection and that it was kinda cute

Then I saw the chad

Nobody said "flawless". You just have to meet that person's standards. Both men and women have them.

This comic is suggesting relationships require no work and anytime you try to work something out with a partner it's proof you're not right for eachother you tard

Chad kek

I would tell her I'll be back in a few minutes and get some fast food. and I come back with two 55 gallon drums a chainsaw a mallet a crowbar and a sawn-off shotgun. hydrofluoric acid works wonders in the basement.

She locked him in the balcony.

r/im14andthisisdeep

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"The right one doesn't have to try"

That's very unrealistic, the world doesn't work like. Neither do people.

By your logic everyone should be able to sit in a chair pleasuring themselves all day and then mate with a supermodel.

Becky? Where's Stacy?