The government banned the only way for me to get laid

42  2018-05-13 by General_Duggah

I used Backpage and Craigslist to fuck cheap hookers from time to time when I desperately needed sex. Now they banned it all. Nice. Now imma go to sketchy ganglit towns and die in a crossfire trying to fuck a 50 dollar aids ridden whore. My life is great.

20 comments

1  nigguhcel 2018-05-13

Shit, I feel u, ya heard? Thankfully Canada is a bit more lax with that shit. It's all I got, b.

1  therealjaster 2018-05-13

They don't want you to find sex, they just want you in jail or dead. Fuck this world.

1  novemberkorea 2018-05-13

Come to Australia

1  ParadoxusArcanum 2018-05-13

Not for much longer

1  novemberkorea 2018-05-13

Huh? I haven’t heard anything on the news.

1  throoowawayyyy99ppp 2018-05-13

look up SESTA and FOSTA. Anti trafficking acts that have lead to websites like craigslist and apparently seeking arrangement etc to be shut down. Incels and sex workers both suffering. These websites are what Australians use too

1  35yoGeneticTrash 2018-05-13

Seekingarrangement.com hasn't been taken down and they just achieved GDPR compliance. Locanto has taken over the hole left behind by cracker/backpage.

1  ParadoxusArcanum 2018-05-13

Also, VIC is going to be the first state to trial the Nordic model which criminalises the client for the solicitation of a prostitute, not the prostitute herself. So essentially, it's going to be illegal to be an incel and pay for sex.

1  MyNameIsDalton 2018-05-13

the government literally wants us dead

1  the-Meeks-shall-rule 2018-05-13

Who will protest against unarmed incels being shot by the police?

1  zzzxcdgchh 2018-05-13

Arm yourself and shoot first

Toronto

1  Blade22 2018-05-13

Generaly speaking it's a really bad idea to push a wounded animal into a corner.

1  mrThesselrot 2018-05-13

Lets blow up yellowstone.

1  trevmon 2018-05-13

i feel betrayed by trump. he is stopping like 8 thousand sex trafficers so far

1  GuyFromDaStore 2018-05-13

Only guys that want little girls are being affected by Trump's actions.

1  trevmon 2018-05-13

no despite some pizzagate believers nonsense he isn't stop child sex trafficing just regular prostitution. they call it sex trafficing even when women are willingly signing up to be hookers

1  GuyFromDaStore 2018-05-13

If you had to suck dick for a living you would call it sex trafficking too.

1  GuyFromDaStore 2018-05-13

Tip: Nearly all strippers are hookers. Proposition them during a table dance and they will give you their price list.

1  35yoGeneticTrash 2018-05-13

Or they tell the bouncer a creepy fuck tried to proposition you and have you kicked out and then beaten the shit out of by the bouncer. No thanks.

1  GuyFromDaStore 2018-05-13

Oh don't be such a wuss. A friend of mine did this, he asked how much for "a kiss" and she gave him a price list of stuff.

1  35yoGeneticTrash 2018-05-13

Is your friend into crackwhores?

1  GuyFromDaStore 2018-05-13

What did you think strippers are wholesome girls just making pocket money for the weekend?

1  Currycell92 2018-05-13

I'm moving to Europe. Fuck this shit. All the cucksevatives can shove black dingus up their ass.