imagine you are him, spending 7 months building a perfect relationship with a girl, you have perfect matching personalities, do the same hobbies together, spend so much time together and are genuinely happy around her. then she dumps you because of something totally out of your control. teehee
So a guy meets a woman at a bar, she keeps telling him she's tight but he's wary. They get to her room, start messing around and she urges him to start playing with her pussy. One, two, three, four fingers all go in no issue. She keeps telling him to continue. So he puts his entire fist in. Then she tells him to start on the other hand, one, two, three, four fingers in..and finally he's both fists deep inside her. "Now clap." she tells him.. but he says he cant. She smiles "See, tight right?"
It's even worse than this. OP said the dude wasn't even hard. So he might have even been a grower with a decent size but she's to retarded to know that erections are a thing. Lmao. Poor guy.
I mean.. I've definitely stopped dating/hooking up with chicks because they had a gross vagina. I guess I could've told her straight up.. 'we can do blowjobs or anal' but just knowing that the roast beef is down there is gross to me.
You can't be mad at women for not wanting a 3 inch dick. And for the people saying 'he was nervous'.. they had been talking for 7 months.
I love this subreddit but if you are dating a girl for 7 months and then can't even get your dick to move.. you can't blame her for wanting someone who can fuck her. It's just life.
at least fuck the guy. its impossible for me to be with a girl cor 7 months just to break up with her over how her vagina looks in a day. this bitch got some mental issues.
Pretending you like someone sexually is pretty hard to do. It's one thing if the guy is hard, she can just let it roll.. but if the guy can't even get his dick hard.. the girl has to put on a show.. and girls are genetically NOT supposed to put on a show for guys they aren't attracted to.
I mean, I'm 30 and even on a 'tired' day I will get hard making out with a chick. If this young guy having a naked chick near him feeling him up didn't get something moving.. what's she supposed to do? Call a shrink and wait 6 months for his dick to work that she's no longer even attracted to?
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1 Tarkakabhai 2018-05-12
Ricecels on suicide watch.
1 supermentalcel 2018-05-12
but yet you still broke up with him over his size
does she have the mental level of a 12 year old?
imagine you are him, spending 7 months building a perfect relationship with a girl, you have perfect matching personalities, do the same hobbies together, spend so much time together and are genuinely happy around her. then she dumps you because of something totally out of your control. teehee
1 Currycell92 2018-05-12
Tbf she does sound like a high schooler.
1 Matthew15651 2018-05-12
I bet his dick was 5-6 inches.
1 Currycell92 2018-05-12
Mine is 4 with erection. It's fucking over, it never began.
1 PuleaSpataru69 2018-05-12
fuuuuck. The silver lining is that at least no one will ever know.
1 HungIncel69 2018-05-12
Typical roastie has her vagina stretched so wide a six inch dick isn't good enough for her.
1 ShrekSouffle 2018-05-12
Vaginas don’t stretch out overtime with more sex.
1 35yoGeneticTrash 2018-05-12
Roastie getting toastie.
1 Fourthwade1 2018-05-12
It's funny how all these guys around here who try to sound super intellectual and well advised about anatomy can't fathom that one simple truth lol
1 ShrekSouffle 2018-05-12
It’s funny because if they were right then sex after childbirth would be impossible.
1 Fourthwade1 2018-05-12
Reminds me of a joke a friend told me once.
So a guy meets a woman at a bar, she keeps telling him she's tight but he's wary. They get to her room, start messing around and she urges him to start playing with her pussy. One, two, three, four fingers all go in no issue. She keeps telling him to continue. So he puts his entire fist in. Then she tells him to start on the other hand, one, two, three, four fingers in..and finally he's both fists deep inside her. "Now clap." she tells him.. but he says he cant. She smiles "See, tight right?"
1 Ropeismycope23 2018-05-12
Size doesnt matter Tee Hee
1 RC211V 2018-05-12
It's even worse than this. OP said the dude wasn't even hard. So he might have even been a grower with a decent size but she's to retarded to know that erections are a thing. Lmao. Poor guy.
1 Currycell92 2018-05-12
Then they wonder why we say roasties are evil.
1 Tha_Crock 2018-05-12
Imagine a man rejecting a slut because of her roast beef and crying about it online. He'd get pummeled.
1 TruthbeTold9999 2018-05-12
I mean.. I've definitely stopped dating/hooking up with chicks because they had a gross vagina. I guess I could've told her straight up.. 'we can do blowjobs or anal' but just knowing that the roast beef is down there is gross to me.
1 WhyNotLayDownAndRot 2018-05-12
kek
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-12
Omg you were traumatized girl!!
1 DistractedGlobe 2018-05-12
"I know size doesn't really matter but all my feelings for him instantly disappeared when I saw his small dick" LOL
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-12
Sounds just like a girl trying to talk on this sub. Contradicting theirself from the beginning.
1 TruthInBlack 2018-05-12
I bet that guy had an above average 6" dick but it was too small for her gaping hole that has had 8"+ cocks inside it.
1 ShrekSouffle 2018-05-12
I don’t understand this myth that it stretches out overtime. How do you think sex after childbirth works?
1 35yoGeneticTrash 2018-05-12
Roastie now burning her toastie.
1 ShrekSouffle 2018-05-12
?
1 TruthbeTold9999 2018-05-12
You can't be mad at women for not wanting a 3 inch dick. And for the people saying 'he was nervous'.. they had been talking for 7 months.
I love this subreddit but if you are dating a girl for 7 months and then can't even get your dick to move.. you can't blame her for wanting someone who can fuck her. It's just life.
1 ExOTiC1234 2018-05-12
It was his first time she said.
1 -SpinxS 2018-05-12
at least fuck the guy. its impossible for me to be with a girl cor 7 months just to break up with her over how her vagina looks in a day. this bitch got some mental issues.
1 TruthbeTold9999 2018-05-12
Pretending you like someone sexually is pretty hard to do. It's one thing if the guy is hard, she can just let it roll.. but if the guy can't even get his dick hard.. the girl has to put on a show.. and girls are genetically NOT supposed to put on a show for guys they aren't attracted to.
I mean, I'm 30 and even on a 'tired' day I will get hard making out with a chick. If this young guy having a naked chick near him feeling him up didn't get something moving.. what's she supposed to do? Call a shrink and wait 6 months for his dick to work that she's no longer even attracted to?
1 lanze666 2018-05-12
Someone needs to find her and take her down a peg or two.
1 liquidpapr 2018-05-12
This is pretty brutal. But don't give up hope. This chantard figured out a way:
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/8ncsu3/anon_hears_right_from_the_horses_mouth_about/
1 WhyNotLayDownAndRot 2018-05-12
kek