Help me please, my wife took away my Nintendo Switch because I didn't want to suck her boyfriends penis.

70  2018-05-11 by Massiveeeee

Help me please, I want to play the new Splatoon update.

4 comments

1  Braxu 2018-05-11

Just 😮 and get it over with. Have fun playing an inferior platform.

1  snowmanbg 2018-05-11

Buy new joystick, choke her with the joystick's cable lol.

1  Thataveragedude22 2018-05-11

Just take a soy shower and smile like a numale bro😮😮

1  6ix9ineZooLane 2018-05-11

Just think about the Nintendo switch and your mouth will automatically be open.

1  JarlPaul 2018-05-11

kek'd