Does anybody else find it kind weird that every woman you've ever met has had a dick in their mouth?
52 2018-05-11 by keyandfeels
I'm not trying to be an asshole or sexist but sometimes when I'm walking around or talking to a woman I just think how strange it is that she's taken hundreds of loads to the throat. I'm talking to a teacher, yep she's probably sucked dick. Waitress, probably took dick during her shift. Random person in class who's taking notes, load dumpster.
I know it shouldn't, but it makes it hard for me to respect somebody who's swallowed chad's cum five hundred times in their life. It's not even that I think it's deserving of disrespect, I just think it's gross and I connect the action to the person.
Even on reddit, some roast will be talking about how women are oppressed and there are too few female directors in hollywood or how all men are rapists and all incels are disgusting and I'm like wtf do you know at least we don't suck dick day in day out lmao
Again, I'm not a sexist or anything that's just an odd thought I have from time to time. Thoughts?
109 comments
1 norwood_victim 2018-05-11
Yes it's very hard to take someone seriously if you know they've had a dick in their mouth.
1 CelMeNot 2018-05-11
Does it gross you out that most dudes you see have had a face full of vag?
1 Geleg456 2018-05-11
Women don’t cum in men’s mouth, so no
1 CelMeNot 2018-05-11
So if she gives blowjobs but doesn’t like them to finish in her mouth, you’re good with it?
1 Geleg456 2018-05-11
No it’s also the act of letting your face be vigorously penetrated like a flesh light. Men stick their mouths into things, which is fine. Women get dildos jammed into their mouth, which is gay.
1 CelMeNot 2018-05-11
You do realize that IRL, people generally aren’t getting facefucked like your favorite porn, right?
So, it’s gay to have sex with a woman who has used a dildo before? What if she once sucked on a popsicle? Miss you will all that “gay penetration” stuff, right?
1 Geleg456 2018-05-11
Getting penetrated is gay.
Penetrating is cool.
What don’t you understand?
1 CelMeNot 2018-05-11
A woman being penetrated is gay?
1 Geleg456 2018-05-11
Yes
1 CelMeNot 2018-05-11
.... k
1 HAWAll 2018-05-11
just don't man
1 CountyMcCounterson 2018-05-11
So you are trying to tell us that a man sticking his dick in you isn't gay? Jesus christ you normies are thick
1 CelMeNot 2018-05-11
Seems like reading for comprehension isn’t your strong suit.
1 m_mikado 2018-05-11
Hahahahaha I am laughing so hard, why did I even come back to this pathetic place. Good thing you have no girls. Jeez. That's my only hopeful thought when I'm here.
1 HAWAll 2018-05-11
Yeah, they do lmao. Even worse, it's like hella blood plasma. It may not be a "load" like dudes shoot but it's there and it's everywhere and much worse. I can see though that you had zero anatomical education in school, or at least didn't pay attention.
I don't mind ya'll being sad and convincing each other to neck yourselves or whatever it is you do here, but science still exists regardless of what sub you're in and you look uneducated
1 evarelle 2018-05-11
If you’ve ever made a woman orgasm with your mouth you’d know that it gets pretty damn wet down there too.
1 pangeacel 2018-05-11
Most men don't eat out women -- most women don't orgasm from sex, and sexual dissatisfaction is commonly reported. Also, cunnilingus is a social phenomenon, the vast majority of men in places like africa, asia, etc don't lick vag.
1 CelMeNot 2018-05-11
I mean, I think it’s pretty safe to say that we’re talking mostly about the West here, so talking about how much pussy eating is going on in the Congo is silly.
It’s true that most women don’t achieve orgasm strictly through penetration, but it isn’t particularly difficult to incorporate external stimulation during sex to make it happen during sex.
Yada yada, dead bedroom, blah blah. If two people want to enjoy each other sexually, they learn each other’s buttons, and they push them.
1 pangeacel 2018-05-11
I meant, most men haven't had a face full of vag. But dick-sucking is universal, so it's safe to say most women have had a mouthful of dick
1 CelMeNot 2018-05-11
In the West, good luck finding reliable numbers on who’s eaten pussy.
Dick sucking universal? False. Outside the West, any oral is uncommon if not outright against insert random religion. Moderate to conservative Muslims, conservative Catholics, or orthodox Christians do not do oral.
Do you do research before you say things?
1 pangeacel 2018-05-11
Are you seriously asking me to pull up numbers with regards to the global prevalence of sucking dick vs eating pussy?
With regards to the actual faith, islam encourages foreplay between sexes. The strict matter of oral sex is disputed. As an example: https://islam.stackexchange.com/questions/29771/is-it-halal-to-have-oral-sex-with-the-spouse
In practice, muslim men (much like most others) do get their dick sucked w/o issue. Men everywhere are getting their dick sucked. There is no outcry among men that it's uncommon to have their dick sucked during sex. On the flip side, men will proudly proclaim that they don't eat pussy, especially in say black/latino cultures. Women DO complain regularly that they aren't receiving oral sex.
I think it's a non issue to claim that most men aren't eating vag, but most men (who are having sex) do get their dicks sucked.
1 CelMeNot 2018-05-11
Hence the “moderate to conservative part. If your imam says no, you don’t do it, which is the vast majority of third world Islam.
Source? I actually studied Islam and the culture thereof in university, so you’re gonna need to do better than “Muslim men get their dicks sucked”
Again, you can say things. That doesn’t make them true.
1 based_meme 2018-05-11
Cocksucking was a thing even back in Roman days. JFL @ "outside of the West, any oral sex is uncommon."
1 CelMeNot 2018-05-11
......... you do realize that Europe is considered part of the West, right?
1 based_meme 2018-05-11
Not the Roman empire. Nobody referred to Rome as "the West" during those times. The concept of "the West" came about during (or slightly before, can't rightly recall) the Renaissance period when the philosophy of the time was considered Western, and so everything historic from Europe that influenced culture and civilization was swept under the category of "Western," including the impact of ancient Greece, Rome etc. on Europe at the time.
1 not_good_looking 2018-05-11
Um no not really...because men don’t even have a fraction of the options of having a face full of vadge like women have with dicks
1 Bot_Metric 2018-05-11
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1 NewLoadsOfFun 2018-05-11
Yes
1 happinessis 2018-05-11
True. I have a hard time looking at your father for the same reason.
I always have to look away while he cleans the cum off his face.
1 incel69boy420 2018-05-11
wow nice u got him good LOL excellent!! high iq post
1 HAWAll 2018-05-11
you're a joke
1 redredwinesofine 2018-05-11
Yes it's very hard to take someone seriously if you know they're still a virgin. Men can argue with me all they want but being a virgin nullifies any credibility they may have had.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2018-05-11
This is already a well known fact that men who are virgins get respected less though
1 redredwinesofine 2018-05-11
You guys love spewing out "well known facts." You realize that you can't just make shit up to fit your side of the argument and pretend it's true, right?
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2018-05-11
So male virgins aren't in anyway viewed as weird or as losers by some? The use of the word "virgin" is never thrown around as sn insult?
Don't mind me man I've just been living on Earth here
1 redredwinesofine 2018-05-11
No one can look at you and tell you’re a virgin. It’s not written across your forehead.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2018-05-11
According to normie logic these online comments are broadcasted to the world with our real identities
1 PM_ME_DEATH_THREATS2 2018-05-11
Yeah, that's how I feel too. Every foid you see on the street has had a cock inside their mouth. They're disgusting beings.
1 BigPileOfButts 2018-05-11
And every man has enthusiastically shoved his entire face into a pussy.
1 KV-n 2018-05-11
But nonroastie pussies are way less disgusting than dicks.
1 BigPileOfButts 2018-05-11
But I thought all non virgins had roasties?
1 alphonsethegreat 2018-05-11
If you like them so much why don't you kiss one 🙄
1 alphonsethegreat 2018-05-11
Big Facts
1 not_good_looking 2018-05-11
Hahaha you think every guy on earth is a chad with that privilege do you?
1 BigPileOfButts 2018-05-11
Pretty much all of them, yes.
1 1122334wy 2018-05-11
tHiS Is wHy yOu'rE InCeL
1 Hydroeletric_ 2018-05-11
Sex is degrading to women, being penetrated itself is an act of submission.
1 mary1j 2018-05-11
God it's so disgusting that someone did exactly what you want to do to me!
1 aliminimin 2018-05-11
Right I was like is it gross or is it just not -your- cock
1 keyandfeels 2018-05-11
lol no I don't
1 spazuli 2018-05-11
RIGHT oh my god, don't these cucks want to have sex with women? i swear they're all secretly repressed
1 trevmon 2018-05-11
we need one man one woman, married young and staying together for life, so I'm only dick she had in her mouth
1 -SpinxS 2018-05-11
you post on r/inceltears and briancles? pick a side, bro.
1 trevmon 2018-05-11
lol it's over for a brianclecel
1 MMDT 2018-05-11
You should listen to Patrice O'Neals take on Two Girls One Cup , its very similar to what you're saying here . it will make you feel good about your beliefs rather than a weirdo
1 MagratM 2018-05-11
And just think of all the guys who have had their tongue shoved up someone's vag.
1 Bandic00tCapnCrunch 2018-05-11
Have you had a cock in your mouth?
1 MagratM 2018-05-11
More than one, although not at the same time.
1 pangeacel 2018-05-11
Cunnilingus is a social phenomenon, the vast majority of men in places like africa, asia, etc don't lick vag
1 Trumpisagoldengod 2018-05-11
Hahaha can't wait to see your source on this
1 MagratM 2018-05-11
Do you live in Africa or Asia though?
1 mittrinilli 2018-05-11
I love this sub
1 Lumin0uspooge 2018-05-11
Bro, I hope you dont talk to your mother any time soon, or mine for that matter lol.
1 keyandfeels 2018-05-11
I'm Indian
1 m41aspd 2018-05-11
So you have no mother because your father gave birth to you on a beach?
1 keyandfeels 2018-05-11
An OG Indian mom, Indian culture is very sex negative. Whenever even a kissing scene comes on both my parents act like two year olds and change the channel.
1 m41aspd 2018-05-11
That's interesting to know, thanks.
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-05-11
Yeah I think about this, too. But it's more "I wonder which of these chicks is a freak... Who was taking it in the ass last night?“ I also wonder if they're into deviant things. The sweet soft spoken girl at reception could have taken 2 cawks the night prior lmao.
1 pineapplepj 2018-05-11
you guys are wayyyyyyyy overshooting here. on her shift? hundreds of times? who gets their dick sucked that often? i haven’t sucked a dick in months. am i behind?
1 hugeostrichegg 2018-05-11
So you HAVE sucked a dick before?
"Your honor, the prosecution rests its case."
1 pineapplepj 2018-05-11
and? it’s weird to look at a dude and think about how his dick has been in hundreds of pussies and probably ass before 😷
1 trevmon 2018-05-11
why is that weird that would mean he is high status
1 pineapplepj 2018-05-11
it’s nasty no matter the gender. gender doesn’t make your parts any cleaner or rid you of stds. plus, a higher chance of him cheating. no thanks.
1 trevmon 2018-05-11
haha I hear ya but it's not so much a fear of stds but this OP is talking about how it is weird. and it is. you have ytaken hundreds of dicks in your mouth, like why, did you really need that many
1 pineapplepj 2018-05-11
i literally have never met a woman who has. you guys must be hanging out with a lot of porn stars. and it really does weird me out to think a guy who’s trying to fuck me has had that thing in a butt.
1 pangeacel 2018-05-11
Most men haven't had their dick in hundreds of pussies
1 pineapplepj 2018-05-11
even a butt. just one butt, maybe 10 pussies. yikes
1 KV-n 2018-05-11
Well, do you want to?
1 GrinchBear 2018-05-11
Also every hand you shake has probably had a dick in it
1 trevmon 2018-05-11
just lol at shaking roasties hands tho
of course every guy has had his own dick in his hand but I can't blame em
1 ieatorangesinshower 2018-05-11
Rofl.
I mean it depends if you look at sex as something degrading, or the giving and receiving of pleasure. It's funny to think about the carnal humping and moaning whilst being self aware enough to know how ridiculous we must look, but when you're horny you lose that self conscious part of you and become more primal.
1 trevmon 2018-05-11
it's degrading for women but they enjoy that, if with chad of course
1 ieatorangesinshower 2018-05-11
I think your type of response is part of the reason people dont take you seriously
1 trevmon 2018-05-11
reeeeeeeeee
1 trevmon 2018-05-11
yeah and imagine going down on a woman who has taken chads load into her vag. gross.
1 daisy_plum 2018-05-11
Its okay if you dont respect that everyone has their own opinion but it is kind of silly, why think less of someone that wants to make the person they care about feel amazing. I think giving blowjobs is a good thing, and getting a blowjob should be a happy moment. We shouldnt stop it even if other people dont respect it
1 Hannah_Lynn1998 2018-05-11
How in the world is this not presumptuous? You can't just assume that every girl sucks dick. What about girls who simply haven't done it, or lesbians for that matter?
1 DavidJewenstein 2018-05-11
In 2018 you can.
1 Hannah_Lynn1998 2018-05-11
As a girl myself, I can personally attest that that's not always true.
1 DavidJewenstein 2018-05-11
Sorry but this claim isn't believable in 2018. You can blame your fellow women, feminism, and the movement against slut shaming. Because thanks yo yhrm, I fon't believe that you don't suck dick.
1 Hannah_Lynn1998 2018-05-11
That's fine, believe what you want.
1 m_mikado 2018-05-11
What if she sucked your dick? That wouldn't be disrespectful would it? ;) You ARE sexist, sorry to break it to you.
1 keyandfeels 2018-05-11
How am I sexist for making an observation? I never said it's bad, just what I think sometimes.
1 m_mikado 2018-05-11
Having sex is not demeaning and it doesn't make people less or more. Just an observation.
1 DonaldNeedsAFatBitch 2018-05-11
Sucking dick makes you gay though. Just sayin.
1 alphonsethegreat 2018-05-11
But does it bother you that you meet men that eat ass regularly
1 drinktheirtears 2018-05-11
Why is it a bad thing that chicks enjoy sex?
Is it just because one of their partners wasn't you?
I'm failing to see why this is a bad thing.
1 keyandfeels 2018-05-11
It's not bad dude lol it's just an observation
1 Nancy125 2018-05-11
you're just being silly
females are biodegradable fuckdolls
1 happinessis 2018-05-11
And every man you see has jerked himself off. Probably a lot of cum on their on bellies. A lot of men suck cocks on the regular too.
Whats your point?
You incel crowd cant make up your mind.
You cant cry for sex one breath, then shame women for having it the next.
1 CaligulaWasRight 2018-05-11
lmao
1 lostwoods95 2018-05-11
Does anybody else find it kinda weird that every man you’ve shaken hands with has once used that same hand to touch their own penis? I guess we’re all gay since we’ve all touched someone else’s penis
1 Blackpilltales 2018-05-11
Same imagine if she hugs you some I'm black some 8/10 roasite in the gym keeps making sexual poses in the gym it's like they are always blonde to.
1 HAWAll 2018-05-11
Who cares tho? If she offered, you would put yours in her mouth too. If anything, props to her, she does some shit that I wouldn't do solely to please her partner, no matter how many she has or who it is. You just kinda sound really salty
1 HAWAll 2018-05-11
What is the correlation with the majority of this sub's members being Trump supporters?
1 broscientologist 2018-05-11
Your boss at work most likely eats pussy so.....
1 Fourthwade1 2018-05-11
Along the same lines of. Every hand you've shaken, from an adult, has at one point or another had a dick in that hand.
1 alphonsethegreat 2018-05-11
Is it weird that almost every dude you've ever met has had their face in a girl's kitty?
1 hara-kiri-enthusiast 2018-05-11
By this logic, a mans hand is disgusting from all the cum hes jacked off into it. This is an idiotic post.
1 manicpixiedreamgril 2018-05-11
Oh sure. On a completely unrelated note, I have no respect for anyone who’s jerked off because the fact you’re giving yourself sexual pleasure really makes me think you’re pathetic. Anytime you talk I’m just like ‘wtf do you know at least I’m not so desperate I have to jerk myself off daily.’
Oh wait I’m guessing you don’t think like that?
1 keyandfeels 2018-05-11
You're entitled to your opinion.
1 Rahmin_Noodle_Queen 2018-05-11
Did you know everybody you see also poops? Sorry to bring the bad news.
1 CelMeNot 2018-05-11
Does it gross you out that most dudes you see have had a face full of vag?
1 keyandfeels 2018-05-11
I'm Indian
1 CelMeNot 2018-05-11
So if she gives blowjobs but doesn’t like them to finish in her mouth, you’re good with it?
1 CelMeNot 2018-05-11
A woman being penetrated is gay?
1 m_mikado 2018-05-11
Hahahahaha I am laughing so hard, why did I even come back to this pathetic place. Good thing you have no girls. Jeez. That's my only hopeful thought when I'm here.
1 happinessis 2018-05-11
True. I have a hard time looking at your father for the same reason.
I always have to look away while he cleans the cum off his face.
1 DavidJewenstein 2018-05-11
Sorry but this claim isn't believable in 2018. You can blame your fellow women, feminism, and the movement against slut shaming. Because thanks yo yhrm, I fon't believe that you don't suck dick.
1 HAWAll 2018-05-11
you're a joke
1 HAWAll 2018-05-11
Yeah, they do lmao. Even worse, it's like hella blood plasma. It may not be a "load" like dudes shoot but it's there and it's everywhere and much worse. I can see though that you had zero anatomical education in school, or at least didn't pay attention.
I don't mind ya'll being sad and convincing each other to neck yourselves or whatever it is you do here, but science still exists regardless of what sub you're in and you look uneducated
1 redredwinesofine 2018-05-11
Yes it's very hard to take someone seriously if you know they're still a virgin. Men can argue with me all they want but being a virgin nullifies any credibility they may have had.
1 evarelle 2018-05-11
If you’ve ever made a woman orgasm with your mouth you’d know that it gets pretty damn wet down there too.