"Hi anon, that's a pretty nice personality you have there..."

150  2018-05-11 by poetcel

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Fuck the pink hair lady she looks like she has daddy issues. Anyone who wants to smell my fingers afterwards pm me

this makes me uncomfortable

The 2nd girl from the left.

That is what true attraction from a girl looks like. A genuine smile as indicated by visible wrinkles at the eyes, enlarged cheeks. Her pupils are enlarged. She places both of her hands underneath her chin to showcase her youthful face, and makes herself physically smaller to appear more feminine.

I see this happen all the time with men that are attractive. A woman's attraction is incredibly obvious.

If no girl has ever looked at you that way, it's over.

I'll never have this.

I've thrown the towel in the bag long ago. it's over for copecels

Yeah, thanks, I needed those extra couple of drinks anyway.

Really? It's like she's looking at a puppy. Death sentence for a male.

Depends if you're Chad or not.

Without all the makeup, left to right- 4/10, 4/10, 6/10, 5/10, 4/10

This will be used by inceltears to show how incels have incredibly high standards.

I like the 5 and 6 but the other 3 are just weird emo girls, not my type

The 6 is an 8.

Bro i said without makeup. That middle girl has mascara + eyeshadow and is not an 8 even with it. Shes obviously pretty though not going to lie

Yup, make up, high heels, as well as social media/dating apps has made things really bad for 80% of males.

Obviously pretty=6 just lol.

She's quite gorgeous, easy 8.

8/10 is model with a good body. You just got a fetish for scene girls

A model with good body is a 9.

Never rate again.

Yeah why all the makeup?

Cause theyre insecure, why else

COPE

Nothing is as painful as getting a glimpse into Chad's life.

Whereas brad's life is this but the table is victoria's secret models

Brad? Tf you been watching too much CNN.

You got it wrong, Brad is basically Chadlite

If chad is the highest tier then that means a dumbfuck who plays sports and has sex with cheerleaders is considered the same tier as a billionaire who never works a day in his life and could have you killed for his own amusement while having sex with whoever he wants.

Chad has hotter girls at his table tbh, but girls of any looks will fall head over heels for him

Just looking at this picture makes me super anxious. Holy shit it's just over.

:(

Imagine there are fire sprinkles above the women. And instead of water they spray sulfuric acid. Now imagine them turned on. Life fuel.

Relevant username.

Subhan Allah!

That's fucked up.

Same, it's over for aspiecels

this is real life for chads. such suicidefuel.

did NOT need to see this while high. dude...

Brutal

*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

That’s some awfully low IQ you got there bud. 360 degrees is a full circle. You’d be walking into them.

First time on the internet?

Sometimes it's just hard to tell if someone is being sarcastic or not.

It's not about detecting his sarcasm, it's about the fact that it's a really common joke on the internet lol

he fell for the 360 meme LOOOL

You fell for the “this guy fell for the 360 meme” meme. What a pathetic cuck.

Why do low iq people like you always double down?

haahaha nice one

You are horribly unaware.

its over for IQcels

Nobody cares faggot

Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care.

And Chad fucked them all at once later that night

and later that night you can imagine what happened...

I just peed a little

Pure suicide fuel

ANXIETY SIMULATOR

I full screen'd this. Got the shakes man.

This is nightmare fuel.

Reminds me of the prime suicide fuel I discovered yesterday.

Local youth centre. I had to wait for a bus and sat down on a bench near a youth centre. I saw a young chadlite ~16 years old walk out of it accompanied by 4x stacies. Then 1 of them started taking pictures of him while the other 3 sandwhiched him, he was picking them up, they kept posing and it went on for about 2 minutes when they started taking photos of themselves kissing him.. all 3 of them in a row. Then 3 more stacies came out of the centre and all cheered for the chad for merely existing. Then all 7 stacies after forcing some physical contact on him, wished him a great day said their byes and left all dreamy like.

I was so distrought inside it just felt like my heart was drained witnessing this potent sui fuel.

This is a world of eternal struggle

Acid in their face!

Acid in their face!

Acid in their face!

For the love of God acid in their face!

Yes, for the love of Allah, throw acid in his children's faces.

These are children of the devil

Wha'ts funny is that these are the type of girls that above average or average normies think they have a chance with, but these girls end up going for gigachads despite their makeup fraud

edit: girl with bangs is pretty cute tho

I'm doing fingers to theses sluts

The middle two are giving me massive anxiety. As if the dude's there for their entertainment lmao

dibs on the furthest away!

Hot damn the girl with pink hair is cute.

Jesus Christ knowing that women this cute exist and will never look at me like that is giving me rope thoughts

cute? Ugh, they're cringy. Those eyes...They looks demon possessed.

Cope

I think you finding these crazy looking women attractive is the cope. You really must be desperate. And desperation is a cope.

What exactly crazy about them other than the pink hair color of left one? They all look normal above-average femoids to me.

They look extremely cunty and crazy.

OMG they have creepy stares.

They look extremely cunty and crazy.