wussup my incels just grow a beard if you wanna get laid

63  2018-05-11 by harambeazn

25 comments

Beard makes you look older and more masculine. Your average white guy without a beard looks 14 at 25.

Beard makes you look older and more masculine.

All beards are not born equal. There is a Chad beard, and there is an Incel beard, and you won't know which one you got until you try to grow it. Genetics strikes again!

Oh how wrong you are.

Looking young is the epitome of what attracts women, it's called slow DHTZ, and a guarantee, with or without a beard, A VAST MAJORITY of 25 year olds look even OLDER than 25.

What an indoctrinated fucking retard you are

Looking young is the epitome of what attracts women

No it isn't. Maybe its what attracts female teachers, perhaps, since they seem to have a tendency to be pedophiles. But in general women are attracted to older looking men, because instinctually they recognize that older men tend to have more money and money is what they're really after.

What an indoctrinated fucking retard you are.

You sure know how to persuade.

https://imgur.com/a/4Z2TZz8

Do you think an old bearded man will get enough a tenth the amount of pussy that kid gets?

I think that dude is probably gay.

My beard is fugly

better than no beard

Not for me,plus I feel really dirty with one and uglier

damn. go metrosexual and makethat shit look designer with a beard trimmer or something

Best beard for attracting women is essentially stubble, just like this guy has in the left pic.

yes.

No.

If you can’t grow decent facial hair shave that shit immediately.

that explains why my gf wont have sex with me...

that nigga would be an incel without beard lma

he looks weird as hell without the beard tbh. on that gay alien shit

You’re coping way too hard. I’d kill to look like Bateman clean shaven.

nick squintman

Just grow a beard theory confirmed? He legit looks like a plucked bird in the right

He looks like a Greek god tbh

chad on the left and chad on the right so whats your point?

That's the joke.

Thing is he looks good with or without beard.

Growing a beard is actually amazing advice especially considering how often I see the weak chin argument around here. A ton of guys who's only major flaw is a week chin grow a beard and no one can tell. If you have trouble growing a beard or it comes out faster in spots work on shaving certain parts to even it out over time.

You know it's over when Nick Bateman has to squint fraud.

He legit goes up 0.5 points clean shaven.

LOW DHT

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