Is this GOD?

Poor women they want the guy on the right but havw to settle dor the guy on the left.

Ikr. Any woman who has to settle for a guy who looks like the left is OPPRESSED

The guy on the left is soooo much hotter

the guy on the left has a bit of a brad pitt resemblance that disappears in the guy on the right.

Yeah!

Yep. I’d fuck em both

You can’t even give a good enough blowjob to make your bf cum though

And you can’t even get a blowjob so where does that leave us.

It leaves you as a cunt.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/009/644/rap-battle.jpg

Dude, no one on earth believes that you would know the difference between a good and bad bj. Except from your dog and some peanut butter.

It depends on the guy's interests for dating. If it's for sex, yeah any of them will do.

"Will do". This 9/10 model "will do" for the average roastie

If you are interesting, well-kept you can get a date.

Thats not true

How do you know?

Personal experience wbu?

silence...😂😂

I know myself.

Sorry, but Chico doesn't want sex from you.

You are an animal compared to Chico. Subhuman. Stop trying to act like you would have any leverage for sex with him at all.

It would be the greatest moment of a girl's life to have sex with chico.

lol

Wow though.

Thanks for sharing, whore.

Gasp, thinking someone is handsome or pretty, such whorish behavior!

You compared him to a sociopath. PROOF the slimy femoid brain loves sociopaths

The fact that Voldemort was handsome is canon. I'm a lesbian.

Even fucking worse. Only a lesbian until dark driad Chad comes along

Are you only straight until a big fat Chad dick comes along?

My sexuality is not fluid like yours and I don’t find men handsome.

You can't tell when a man is handsome? Of course you can but nice cope. It's only part of nature to want that Chad D. Everyone can recognize superior genes, man or woman.

You want Chad D tho

I'd rather have Stacy V

But you still want Chad D

If that D came from trap Chad, hell yes.

Nope, the actor who plays Voldemort looks similar to the guy. Sorry to burst your confirmation bias bubble.

As if hundreds of cocks haven't ravaged your roast beef cunt already.

I'm... a lesbian.

Blocked, freak

Reported

when did the abuse start?

It all happened when I discovered the Chad :(

read something other than Harry Potter. fucking retarded whores

Yeah I wish I knew how to read other books :/

referencing Voldemort shows you're an underage bitch. foids are all mentally 14 yo until they hit the wall.

Shit that's pretty impressive to think about, my education obtained with the brain of a 14 year. I'm a fucking genius.

Your degree means fuck all especially if it's some gender studies bullshit. Lots of good-looking stupid women get men to earn their degrees for them. I should know--one of them gave birth to me.

Woah, me in woman's study? Don't know when I switched from biochemistry. But both sound fun!

if you know about biology and chemistry you should know dopamine goes off in roasty heads when they see chad

Dopamine? You got the wrong one you brilliant boy.

explain in detail then

guaranteed you're a dude trollin and know nothing about biochem tool

Only my boss can tell me whwn to write bio essays for him ;) Yes I'm a dude, how'd you know. All of you guys have supernatural powers, kind of impressive tbh

kek

You can't make me.

I know, one can never make women indulge in using brain cells and neurons. They don't find it sexy.

Also, I've never met a girl who has read any piece of literature that deals with existentialism. That is a foreign concept for women.

Not so, I am consumed by existential dread.

We incels all love francisco lachowski

Its fucking Chico the gigachad. No wonder you think he has good "personality".

Oh he does? That's pretty cool, handsome and a good personality

I bet you enjoy those Tom Riddle/Harry potter slash fanfics. Do they make you super wet?

Fuck you got me there. Whenever I find a good one I get so moist with anticipation...

reehee

The guy on the left is better looking

I have.

then why is the guy on the left better looking?

because this is a shitty unconvincing morph

Which "flaws" did you fix exactly? Other than brow ridge and lowering eyebrows? You ruined his harmony meathead.

better jaw and neck, bigger frame, slightly wider palate, better eye colour and no bags, better hair, slightly better skin.

idk what you're on with the harmony, the second pic is so good it makes chico look bad

Which "flaws" did you fixed exactly? Other than lowering his brows? You ruined his harmony meathead. The god doesnt need morphing, hes perfect already.

It just simply seems, that the right one was taken with the light directly in his face, and the camera a bit closer, while in the other one the light is coming from the back of his head

Eyebrows on guy on right are unnaturally close to his eyes. Morph is bad.

The guy on the right is objectively better looking. If you choose tbe guy on the left, it's like you entered a negotiation and took accepted the first offer without a fight ir counter offer. Like voluntarily getting suckered.

Nah giving someone a perfect face by editing it just makes it look weird imo. The guy on the left is way more attractive. (Trust me I know I’m actually attracted to men)

Except the face on the right is proportional, so it looks the furtgest thing away from weird. You find the left face more attractive, because that's your preference - twinky and boyish looking. I'm not even attracted to men and I find the right face better looking.

There actually is an objective metric for determining attractiveness. It has to do with specific facial geometric ratios.

please god make me like this when I wake up tomorrow morning.

The one on the left appeals more to asian girls.

Can confirm, I look like that and would always match with spicy Asian chicks 🤫

You look like Chico? Post a pic so we can see what a "Chad" you are lol.

K, here ya go

Lmao i just died

Dude wtf I was eating

Holy shit I always thought that Chico couldn't look more perfect but he rendered subhuman by this morph.

You tampered with Chico’s face? How can you spit it in the face of a god?

Chad gets mogged by omega chad 2012 colorized

Guy on the left looks younger, so those pedophile female teachers would be after him.

Guy on left is superior. imo.

please explain why, i get that people have opinions but the one on the right is objectively better in every way idk how some people are saying the left is better

Morph made the eyebrows weird.

People like different things.

Some women preferred Leonardo Dicaprio at 21 over Brad Pitt at 25.

the eyebrows are barely different lol and they can be fixed, what then?

Oh my god yes Leo at 21!!

21!!

21!! = 13,749,310,575

Right guy looks unnatural and robotic. Left already has very good features making them look more 'masculine' doesn't make him look better.

Objectivity doesn't work here. The left one's features are more harmonious.

what virgins do i have ritually sacrifice for god to make me look like either of these tbh

Is that acne? Weird to think even models get acne.

you literally zoom-in

check the difference in the left side of the collar

I don't really like either of them but I could change my mind if it turned out they were funny and had a good personality.

As if either of them would look twice at you. The guy on the left is a supermodel

😍🔥😍🔥😍🔥 gahhhh 😍🔥😍🔥😍🔥😍🔥

I'm... a lesbian.

The guy on the right is objectively better looking. If you choose tbe guy on the left, it's like you entered a negotiation and took accepted the first offer without a fight ir counter offer. Like voluntarily getting suckered.