Hi, Im what you guys would call a Chad. Just here for the laughs.

236  2018-05-10 by Zangano1

45 comments

Save some pussy for the normies Chaddy Daddy.

Ya you're just jealous that he's getting more poon tang then you women hating losers! I get pussy once a week when my wonderful girlfriend allows it. The other nights shes with her other partners so I have to wait to my turn. But I'm slaying more then you women hating scumfucks!

He looks like the type of guy that fucks toy ponies and hentai figures.

I mean I enjoy watching hentai....what's wrong with that ? No different then regular porn. I mean I've been into the furry kink recently but i don't believe I've ever fucked a toy horse.

Have you fucked a plastic hentai figure yet? You can't be a call yourself a normal redditor without doing that

Well I've never done that so you can fuck off!

Oh you're not being sarcastic, you dumb ass bluepilled fuck.

Yeah it's very normal to jack your meat to japanese cartoon porn you dumbass fuck.

I'll keep popping my blue pills all day long Mr. women hater!

all porn/sex is normal #nomatterwhat

Kink shaming is my kink, stop oppressing my sexual identity.

Are you the guy from that Calvin Klein ad?

Probably mogs most "Chads" who come here.

Strong jaw, confident smile, flannel shirt, and standing next to what might very well be a woman. Pussy slayer I say.

The sad part is because of reddit and inceltears I cannot tell if you are serious or joking. Dude is ugly as fuck and will be a 3 month wallet for bored girls to use for dinners and maybe 1 time sex with a condom on a pity fuck night that won't even happen.

I cannot tell if you are serious or joking

Now you're joking.

Condom fuck on pity fuck night lol

Condoms should be mandatory with new partners unless they have a recent and verifiable STI panel screening. That's just common sense.

haha this is all people on this sub though... minus the pity sex.

I've been on this sub so long I can't tell if this is satire or not lmao

FAT = VOLCEL

TIL shaving your shitty beard in the shape of a jaw line on your fat face is the same as having a strong jaw.

Hell yeah that’s what I do. I have an inadequate chin but the beard helps.

You forgot to mention a magnificent beard that accentuates his masculinity.

Where is her boyfriend at?

Gottem

Where is the 😲

His girlfriend looked depressed as shit lmao she's definitely getting some Tyrone dick on the side

Wheres your Switch bro?

Get off of Reddit Brian, I know that's you!

oink

Looks like Shrek

LOW T. Receding hair line. Its over.

God-tier compact midface and fWHR.

Watch the movie "Sex Drive". https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135985/

The Alpha male in the movie is a chubby dude with glasses.

I watched it and it was the dumbest thing I've ever seen

dude just watch this movie lmao, its just like real life i swear

In what world are you considered a Chad?

most of these dudes need to change how they groom themselves and start gymcelling

Mogs me

GOD YOURE FUCKING DISGUSTING, TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER BRO. HIDEOUS PIECE OF SHIT. MAYBE WOMEN WOULD LIKE YOU IF YOU WERENT SMELLY! WOMEN LIKE MEN WHO ARE NORMAL AND HAVE A NINTENDO SWITCH!! DUMBASS!

WHITE ASS CRACKA

He doesn't actually look bad though. The only part of his face that is really an issue is his nose. The rest is just chubby. If he dropped like 30 lbs he would be a chad lite maybe.

30.0 lbs = 13.6 kilogram


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Dude, you're like the defenition of an Incel. I hope you're being sarcastic

Did you crop his gf out of the picture?

I get girls but recognize that most of them are not very attractive. I don't bullshit to feel better about myself lol. I focus on the unfortunate reality of my situation, thus I am here to recognize the truth of the black pill.

Better glasses, hair product, shave dumb chinstrap, lose some weight. This guy could easily get women.

Shits not rocket science.

everything is cope

not being an incel means ur a chad roleplayer btw

teehee xd

I really wish I was as good looking as you are. So much jealousy

Kink shaming is my kink, stop oppressing my sexual identity.