A 9/10 with two very professional-looking photos right-swipes you. One pic is of her on a red carpet
31 2018-05-10 by AyeThatsAGoodNagger
“Hey!”
“lol hey. How are you?”
“Awww thanks bb! 😚 So are you! Here’s my kik: sexikittten69”
“Ok. What’s 1 + 1?”
“We can have a lot of fun but tinder keeps deleting my matches. I’ll give you my number on kik!”
“What’s 2 + 2?”
“Hey!”
“What color is the sky?”
“Awww thanks bb! 😚 So are you! Here’s my kik: sexikittten69”
21 comments
1 KitchenEmployment 2018-05-10
Bot
1 minoxidilcel 2018-05-10
high iq
1 TruthInBlack 2018-05-10
Holy shit you're an idiot. Are you a femoid?
1 KitchenEmployment 2018-05-10
Well she replies to questions with statements not even relevant to those questions I’d say it’s a pretty safe bet she’s a bot.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-05-10
We all know she’s a bot. That’s the bit
1 kyasouprra 2018-05-10
Shes jest trying to keep the conversation on track man. Dont be so paranoid xD
1 trevmon 2018-05-10
I had a hot Asian match and I asked her if she was a bot. she did say not a bot but didn't reply after that
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-05-10
You ever get “Wowwww so you think I’m not real huh? Whatever”
1 trevmon 2018-05-10
haven't heard that one
then again I hardly ever get matches this was a rare occurrence. she mighta been real but swiped yes on me by mistake
1 DaiMiVsi4ko 2018-05-10
Yeh it almost feels worse getting the occasional match with an attractive girl than not getting any matches at all. Because you know she is not interested anyways.. it's all futile anyway. Catfish/bots or a misswipe
1 trevmon 2018-05-10
yeah like how in hell once in a while it will randomly get perfect and nice with sunshine just remind you how nice it can be, so that the suffering is worse
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-05-10
Chinese girls won’t hesitate telling you they swiped right on mistake. I’ve had it happen. Whereas a white girl will just unmatch or ignore (but I think they prefer to unmatch, so they don’t have to see my ugly face in their matches list).
1 trevmon 2018-05-10
maybe a bot then
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-05-10
I can tell the difference between a bot who unmatches me because they got deleted by tinder, and an actual woman who unmatches me because she right-swiped on mistake. The former will take a few minutes or a few hours, and will usually happen simultaneously alongside a bunch of my other bot matches disappearing (thess bots are created in waves and destroyed in waves). The latter will unmatch you either instantaneously after mtaching with you, or right after you message them.
1 trevmon 2018-05-10
I couldn't tell the diff, all she said was not a bot, then I said "cool so how are you doing" sand no replies after that, wasn't enough to go on
1 r4risbullshit 2018-05-10
Nagga, I wish I had a response like that compared to a bot.
1 hugeostrichegg 2018-05-10
Those are what happens when it's a real person trying to catfish you. Hardly preferable, tbh.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-05-10
No this way from what I am 90% sure was a bot. They have automated responses best on your use of keywords. Using the words “real” or “bot” will trigger a reesponse like that, even if what you said was something like, “it’s real cold out today, isn’t it?”
1 hugeostrichegg 2018-05-10
Ah, I get what you mean.
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-10
Some people just can't do math. Sheesh
1 082rz 2018-05-10
Took me five read overs to get it. High IQ post.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-05-10
We all know she’s a bot. That’s the bit