Tell me brothers... is it over? 5’3 and mexican. Tell me theres a hope to lose my virginity. Cx

137  2018-05-10 by FlexThePhilosopher

194 comments

It's over

TacoCel... sorry to say brother but it’s over

Fatcel = Volcel lost weigth and run cholo game cabroncin.

he's still 5'3" at the end of the day

just go gay with salvador

Nah latinas don't care much about heigth actually, trust me, i see manlets with status and face slaying open and over over here.

true, why isn't salvador doing well tho, is it cuz he's really ugly

I'm pretty sure that lad is openly gay-

Salvador doesn't have a repulsive face, he just has a baby face.

http://imgur.com/5aXVOK5

You are right.

I look a lot like you facially

what are you? spanish or italian?

Mexican

That's weird I'm Italian/Irish and look identical to you in that pic.

I have the same feminine doe eyes and lack of angularity.

Its fucking over when we could both go unnoticed in a high school at age ~25

Hehe, I even get carded when I play the lottery, so yeah. I look like a high school student.

I honestly think I could pass for a middle school student if my face is shaven

Shitskin+Shiteyes is the ultimate death sentence

You look like Bruno Mars.

Bullshit, I'm hispanic and 5'6", I'm not even nearly as fat as this guy. I can't get a latina to save my life. Not saying I'm an incel, volcel, since I have single moms still sniffing around me. All I'd need to do is destroy the life I've built up to get a little pussy lol.

Vives en USA?

Si!

Bueno, no se como son las cosas por alla en en norte, puede ser que las feminas de alla se hayan corrompido con la cultura anglosajona, pero por aca he visto a manlets con caras promedio, un par de biceps y la tipica actitud neurotipica cojerse a media ciudad, un manlet que era amigo mio del gimnasio por ejemplo tenia esta descripcion y se llego a agarrar a una 8/10 con tatuajes.

Lmao most Latinas in my areas are with guys 5'8 and under your probably just a facecel

I'm 5'6" so 5'8" mogs me, and 5'8" isn't short, it's just short to the ridiculous standards that social media has created. The other thing as I'm indio looking as fuck and latinas want white boys or hispanics with white skin.

Honestly you could probably slay if you went down to Mexico

Oh I know I could, I never claimed I was an incel, just said that I couldn't get with latinas and I'm not nearly as ugly as OP.

They are vicious

I see Mexican couples both around 5'6 or 5'8. You just need to move closer to the border.

What is "heigth"?

HAVE MERCY FOR ENGLISHCELS SEÑOR

Maybe, but 5'3 is still too low of a bar

It’s so true. Dated a 5’6 Hispanic and I’m 5’5 because he had a nice face and lean body

you can't run the cholo game if you are if you are beta like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZangaCqepA

What is "weigth"?

Accutane and lose weight, get some tattoos and run the "eh gringo" game

Accutane can be nasty dude... caused me to lose my hair.

Did you have severe acne? Accutane probably did leave me with some side effects but it surely prevented my suicide at the time.

I did have very severe acne, but almost all of it was on my back. In retrospect, I don't think I made a bad decision taking it, b/c I tried all the other shit to help my acne and none of it did anything, and it was pretty painful. Started losing my hair in December, now have like 1/2 the hair I once did. Sucks too b/c I was told I was fairly attractive in the 6month span where I had good skin and hair, haha. I'm not telling people not to take it, b/c side effects like mine are very rare and it can be a lifesaver for some, but I don't think people should just take it willy nilly, either.

Same here brother. I always tell people this. Only we understand.

caused me to lose my hair.

You got off easy.

lol how?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isotretinoin#Adverse_effects

Out of that column on the far left of categories I suffer at least 5 or 6 of the very rare adverse effects. Mind you this was 20 years ago and higher dosages were common. If you've taken it recently you should be okay.

My opinion in general? DO NOT FUCKING TAKE IT. IT'S NOT WORTH IT.

Your scars will be minimal for half a decade but as you age your skin sags and they become more prominent than ever. Get laser surgery instead and asap if you have cystic acne.

Laser surgery cannot cure cystic acne. Only accutane can for now.

Cool. Go on accutane then and enjoy your IBD.

Been off it for 8 years. Have perfect skin now. Havent had a single health issue.

Good for you, fuckstick.

perfect skin

No scarring? I don't believe you. If you have no scarring then you likely didn't have cystic acne to begin with and being on something as strong as accurate was completely unwarranted. And if you had minimal scarring I can guarantee you that when you reach late 20s to early 30s your skin will begin to sag and your scars will become more prominent.

Havent had a single health issue.

I sincerely I hope you do develop issues and that you do suffer, terribly, and far worse than I have. It's only fair for an incelqueer piece of shit like yourself.

Lul.

Fuckwit.

Accutane is relatively safe now. It has a bad reputation because when it first “came out” 20 years ago they had no fucking clue what they were doing with and were prescribing huge doses. I took a lite dose of it a few years ago and things are great.

I took it a year ago, and I was prescribed a heavy dose. It's generally safe, but it's still a very powerful drug.

Indeed. I didn’t mean to undercut the potential side affects-all other options should be explored before taking it. But if you do need to take it-you’re generally gonna be safe like you said.

You don't go on Accutane for mild to moderate acne.

Accutane is like a last resort, hail Mary pass to put out the raging bonfire of cysts and pustules bleeding all over your face.

It's over my fellow beaner

What does it’s over mean

Get out, normie.

Pathetic.

Use the search function or Google, retard. Or go full normie and post to /r/outoftheloop

I would just get hated on for just mentioning this sub smh

You shouldn't care so much about what other people think. It's just the internet.

It‘s alwqys over for incels because we are subhuman trash

Just forget life and LDAR (lay down and rot) or rope

At 5'3 I wouldn't even bother unless you go to a country where that's average height for a guy and wear elevator shoes.

just go to the land of the pygmies bro and run pygmy game

I see your on bloatmaxx.net

It is sooooo over for you bro im sorry. Your acne is repulsive to look at and youre fat. Come on man why did u even post this.

Just find a fat Mexican chick that’s all I see anymore is fat Mexican couples

Esto es el fin...

Nunca comenzó

NEVER KISS, NEVER TOUCH

Cuerda.

This is Mexican Andy. Yes it's Iver

Now Incel Andy

lol Andys are incels

It never began

Over

I think you’ve got a chance man. You weren’t born with bad features. Totally normal face.

Are you serious? OP has it worse than me and I am 5'3".

Well maybe the height thing will be an issues, but his face is not that bad at all.

Have you seen my face already?

I haven’t seen your face, no. Can show me if you’d like

Seems like height is the only issues with you.

Yep. 5'3" is a terrible height for a man.

Well I’m sure you’ve heard every advice ever so I won’t do that to you but honestly I don’t think it will affect you negatively forever. I know a couple good looking guys who are as short as you and they seem to do fine.

Testify. You're actually not a bad looking dude. Maybe a haircut, wardrobe refresh and a bit of exercise to fake some confidence until you make some confidence, but there are women out there who will dig you at whatever height you are.

Out of interest, how old are you?

LOL no. That guy is getting laughed at by taller hirls.

Yea I guess but I bet he got laid more than a few times. Gotta give props to the guy though he Gives zero fucks

well keep hanging out with spider man and iron man, maybe they will throw you a few bones

LOL

Mexican Andy

Nice DT 770s

I'm 5'2

You will at least look chadlite if you lost weight.

no way

I know a 5.5 mexican guy who moved to the UK, met a slim pretty British woman on OkCupid, and had a kid with her, all while refusing to move in with her and keeping his distance. He was tough though

pretty British woman

Pick one

ever heard of hayley atwell? daisy ridley? kate beckinsale?

ugly, creepy, mediocre

Non-Markdown version of the links In this comment:

Link Text: He actually looks better than the last time I saw him (NSFL)

Link URL: https://i.redd.it/cztftgtzr44z.png

Preventing misleading links on reddit by providing the links behind the markdown. Why? u/reallinkbot/comments/8igale/why_do_i_exist/

Wow, the actually helped hahaha

NSFL? Yikes!

Eye Bleach!

I am a robit.

Ay ay ay no es bueno

La creatura....

Le 56%

FUCK YOU for making me see that right before I was gonna make dinner (ravioli).

as a 5'3 ethnic, it's over even if you lose weight boyo

5'4" sandcel, flat stomach and decently muscular. No hope at all.

Hey, OP. Even if you look like me, at 5'3" there is nothing you can do.

http://imgur.com/5aXVOK5

http://imgur.com/8OX2yog

You're an attention whore, you look fine, like the guy from Mr. Robot

Look like you? You look like you did 2 sets of 15 pushups one day and then gave up on life when you weren't a bodybuilder the next day.

Tbh, I have never seen a guy (5'1" to 5'5") IRL who facemogs me. So I was making that comment as a sort of consolation. Being under 5'7" is terrible for a man.

You look like you might still be growing though? And yeah, things aren't how they used to be. Girls have ALL the power in dating now compared to 20+ years ago before they could swipe and discard males like nothing. Todays civilization is very very hollow, which is why I refuse to watch the news, instagram, facebook feeds, etc. It's just a rat race of unhappy people pretending they are better than other unhappy people.

I am 24 btw. Way past puberty.

Fuck man, sorry.

I am cute anyways. At least I do good as a Twink.

I suffer from babyface syndrome as well.. I always hated it but at your age it still is kinda ok at least you can try to go for younger chicks some dig the prettyboi look.

Now I started to slowly bald though probably at norwood 1.5 close to norwood 2 and getting older in general with a babyface is the worst shit ever..

At 5'3 though it really sucks I am 5'7 and I hate my height tbh.. fucking fuck I hate this life we are so doomed tbh

I think a lot of dudes from 18 - 22 suffer from babyface syndrome. iits apparent in uni when all the dudes getting laid are brickjawed dudes that look like brad pitt or a famous actor with chiseled mature looks

just lift bro

Lifting won't help at 5'3. It's so far below average the muscles won't make up for it. If I was 5'3.. I'd honestly probably just find solace in being gay or living life solo and earning money for prostitutes.

What are the faces of the 5 3 dudes like?

Well I'm maybe not the best judge but I feel like I can tell when a guy looks good. Full beard on one with strong features and no receding hair at all, white guy. Other couple ones are latino with not so much facial hair but good looking.

It doesn't matter though how they look at that height.. I don't know why you even bother asking.. basically you can take a clown car to a car wash and then hand polish it and put a ribbon on it... it's still a clown car and every person with better options will choose a regular car.

Even aesthetic manlets cant get girls LOL, manlets should just buy a rope in 218

I agree with you, incels are pretty right on the money a good amount of time. However at 5’6 I’ve always been considered by women to be good looking so it definitely offsets the shortness a bit. Its even considered good looking by the lookism people’s standards, but if it wasn’t good looking I’d probably have a much rougher time dating-wise. I never get shit on for being short either, like I don’t really get jokes thrown at me, maybe once or twice at most? And I’m 25 about to be 26 so either 5’6 is considered short, but not that much to be made fun of, or my face gets people to respect me. Still if I didn’t look like I did, I imagine I’d be having a rough time.

Bodybuilding at 5'3" is pointless. IN fact, working out would make him ugly, due to the massive mismatch in his face and body. He needs to run a very niche cute game. Being buff destroys that.

As for what he looks like, yeah. He looks like a fucking kid. He knows that. Why do you think he is here?

Ehh. Bodybuilding would make him look comical but at least he would get respected by people if he play his cards right. Sure people might make fun of him for being a muscular short dude, but they wont say it to that face. I know this because i got a manlet friend who gymcels.

It's over for us 5'3" manlets

Like someone said above, Accutane and lose weight. 5'3 is still bad though.

Over

It mightbe over for you But those some lit ass headphones fam. 😂👌👌

Mexican Andy, about time I saw him here.

If it wasn’t for blackops2cel , Mexican Andy should’ve been the poster boy for braincel

True.

Mexican Andy is up there with the other saints

I wouldd date you teehee

lose w8

Only if you stay on pathetic boards and make pathetic posts and deal exclusively with pathetic people.

Pathetic attempt at giving a false hope, gtfo whore

Pathetic attempt at giving a false hope, gtfo pathetic whore

I live in California and I literally seen men that look exactly like you and are your height walking around with their wives and kids all over the place.

Betabuxxing

What is that?

They have money, women like money.

I mean everyone likes having what they need and feeling secure...but a lot of women I know hate capilatlism. I actually feel like capitalism is indirectly part of what you guys hate. Capitalism and the patriarchy. It's kinda fascinating.

Wife is the lowest paradigm.

Huh?

idk but i see a shit ton short mexicans with each other all the time so yea mexicans aint fucked i guess cause culture

Just fix your personality bro.

Holy shit you are beyond repair. You are really ugly bro. Like really fucking ugly. You lost the genetic lottery my man. No pussy for you.

OP needs to be Saintified.

Kek. Agree.

"Saint Cholocel" shall be his name.

He needs to off himself first. I suggest sleeping pills. A lot of them will do the trick

Most of the negative comments on this thread is good enough for him. Seriously, if I looked like him, I would never have posted my selfies here.

Agree brother. If i looked like that i would never posted my face. That is quite fucking repulsive. Looks like an ogre

he's 'mexican andy' a recurring 'character in ice poseidon's sttreams. he's autistic and extremely delusional about women. its been fun seeing him slowly get blackpilled. the ice poseidon reddit is currently starting to call him "incel andy." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fey548SWyo

He actually approached an 8/10 blonde girl and thought she wanted to suck his 5 incher because she said hi to him. Lol, delusional as fuck.

This is Mexican Andy. Someone post the clip where he awkwardly tried to ask the girl out while in uber and she’s straight up says ”No 😐”.

PERDE PESO GORDITO

You have a good face that's hidden under the fat.

Roasties on reddit: "Aww I think you're cute! I'd date you!"

Roasties irl: "Ew, get away creep. Chad can you believe that ugly Mexican guy thought he had a chance?"

Rope calls

Lose weight and move to Guatemala temporarily. Maybe you can meet a wife, maybe not, but their women are very short, and if you’re American that gives you an advantage. Easier said than done, but it beats suicide.

You're looksminused, volcel

This is mexican andy LUL

fatass

Lose some wei-

5'3"

Oh nevermind just eat whatever you want

Find someone in your league. Also get skin sorted. Antiseptic creams help too

r/SkinCareAddiction. Hit the gym.

Absolutely over.

nunca empezo

Forty bucks and a trip to TJ? I mean in theory that should at least get you laid.

absolutely over. Get a strong rope.

I live in a barrio- you're fine, dude. I see dudes way heavier and unattractive with conventionally attractive Latina women all the time.

They need bling and a job though.

There is no hope.

I hate how everyone on the IP sub has turned on him, the girl even admitted to flirting with him in at least one of the texts. He has every single reason to be mad that she was just using him to get to ice. I'm sure anyone would feel the same about being used.

If you’re Mexican, you’re an automatic incel

Gordo= voicel. Ainda nao está tudo acabado, perca o peso. Que idade voce tem?

Basically all you have is a fry cook job at Panda Garden, and maybe if you're lucky you can marry one of the fat mexican cashiers.

No chance brother. Save your quarters and get yourself a hooker.

Hit the gym, lose 60 lbs, eat right, and practice talking to women everyday. Start with small talk with older/unattractive cashiers, gradually work your way up. The more you talk to women the more you'll see that they're not all just evil, gold-digging whores.

If you want it, work for it and then go get it. Or don't. And complain like everyone else here.

Se acabó, Sr. burrito.

Lose some weight man, go for runs or lift some weights. Your face is fine. If you have problems with acne see a dermatologist, it works wonders. There’s always hope dude. Good luck in the future

Ur cute oops

Im wearing that same shirt brother

There's some Mexican gangbanger drug dealer dickhead out there who is probably getting laid, who looks a lot like you.

There's hope but you need maximum swag, maximum.

Please see sidebar, links to other subs threads are comments are not allowed (even "np" links). If you wish to share content, use screenshots. The usernames in screenshots should be blurred, blacked out, or concealed to prevent harassment.

Losing your virginity is overrated. Focus on hobbies etc.

And lose some weight damnit.

Bruh, Emmanuel "Manny" Dapidran Pacquiao is 5'5" and is drowns in pussy. Lose w8, learn to box, punch ur way to $ and bitches.

Invest in a sack of cocaine, ese. Then chicks are no problem.

Pretty good potential. Try to lose some weight somehow and see if things get any better.

[removed]

Grow out your hair, gymcel, get rid of the acne with a good skincare routine, dye your eyebows black and run cholo/fuccboi game with latino women

Here’s some advice, don’t come to this subreddit for dating advice.

It's over for Mexican Incel Andy, guys 5 foot nothing obese with severe acne and thinks he can date 8/10 White girls

Nope. When I was in Cancun I saw some of the shortest people I’ve ever seen. I assume you’ve been there (that might be as ignorant as assuming every American has been to LA) but if not, southern Mexico is full of super dark and super short people. If you hit the gym and move down there, you should slay.

Bro you got those 5 dms from Nicole. she totally wanted to fuck. Keep at it

There is, but we're not allowed to talk about it here because of how un-feminist it is.

Cx

He legit looks like a nice person.

it was over before it even started, godspeed boyo

it's over

the creature...

i don't watch much twitch but mexican andy is an inspiring fellow. hes gotten a huge following being himself

Try guys/

I refuse to grade fatcels get back to me when you get to a normal bmi and then we'll see.

I fucked a guy much uglier than you. Like muuuuuuch uglier. I regret it because y'know.

But don't worry about it much. It's just your acne that's bad. Personality is what counts.

Nah latinas don't care much about heigth actually, trust me, i see manlets with status and face slaying open and over over here.

Si!

Yep. 5'3" is a terrible height for a man.

Wow, the actually helped hahaha

I am 24 btw. Way past puberty.

HAVE MERCY FOR ENGLISHCELS SEÑOR

If it wasn’t for blackops2cel , Mexican Andy should’ve been the poster boy for braincel

I think a lot of dudes from 18 - 22 suffer from babyface syndrome. iits apparent in uni when all the dudes getting laid are brickjawed dudes that look like brad pitt or a famous actor with chiseled mature looks

Well I'm maybe not the best judge but I feel like I can tell when a guy looks good. Full beard on one with strong features and no receding hair at all, white guy. Other couple ones are latino with not so much facial hair but good looking.

It doesn't matter though how they look at that height.. I don't know why you even bother asking.. basically you can take a clown car to a car wash and then hand polish it and put a ribbon on it... it's still a clown car and every person with better options will choose a regular car.

ever heard of hayley atwell? daisy ridley? kate beckinsale?