Better than my life

ShariaNow

meanwhile his exact looksmatch is cleaning Chads cum out of her asshole

FACT

Normie here.

Confirming.

Press X to doubt

Chad here. Your looksmatch needs to learn to wipe better. See ya, kiddo

kiddo

x$

Cum doesn't need to be cleaned off!

THIS IS WHAT ROASTIES ACTUALLY BELIEVE

shaving after showering

Why? I hate that feeling of shaving cream residue on my face.

Hairs get softer in the shower

so shave in shower while showering, get a little mirror in there. I think that is what aye means, why not do that. maybe this incel/falednormie did do that but pics don't show it.

No I shave before I get in the shower. I need a mirror so I don’t accidentally shave off any of my dank neckbeard

I have a mirror in the shower. it fogs up sometimes but I just toss water at it.

I had a mirror once, I flung it out the window in a drunken rage.

then how do you looksmaxx . . . oh wait nevermind it doesn't matter when it's over

My future is spelled 'LDAR'.

http://memecrunch.com/meme/BFXAX/its-over-nigga-over/image.png?w=500&c=1

It’s no match for lifting in the shower though

two birds one stone

335kb deadlift and totally jacked is normie tier?

And here I was looking around at all of the fat asses that make up 2/3 of the population thinking they were Normies.

Yeah, this is more indicative of incels, rather than normies.

3 20kg plates and a 10kg plate on each side it seems. So a 160kg deadlift?

I take it you don't lift. JFL at thinking those are 25lb plates

Metric system bruh. 20kg plates. I’ve never seen them but I live in the US. 20kg=44lb.

american "education" lmao

Not being jacked is volcel

failed normie tier. says in title.

Yeah, but that doesn’t make sense either. Nothing about lifting is normie tier. Normies don’t work out, hence the obesity epidemic.

the face is what makes them failed. being able to lift a lot is nice but women don't really care.

I’m not arguing that it does.

Just saying that Normies, be they successful or failures, don’t lift. It’s not a Normie stereotype because (shock!) most people don’t work out. That’s what makes them Normies; they are most people, personified.

Daydreaming of driving into a canal was a nice touch.

Its scary how accurate it is

Oh yes.

Thats me right now. I work in a major aerospace test and assembly plant. There's many many ways one could off themselves here. Lots of hoists, chemicals, explosives, hazardous fumes, ovens, machines. I think about hanging myself in the maintenance garage or the chip well/fan cleaning room because there's hoists and no one goes there

Lucky guy

Every time I see a cop car in the opposite lane coming toward me, I have an almost irresistible urge to ram it head-on.

Right in the feels

This is so accurate that it's terrifying. The tinder meme is no joke either

I know - how dare women have standards. That's crazy talk.

Swing and a miss.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, totally. I'll give you effort for trying though

I think I know why you'll always be a virgin!

Uh-huh. Need to work on your trolling dude, because it's pretty awful

Yet its right on the money, isn't it?

Not even close. I'll let you believe it is though, whatever helps you sleep at night

So, what exactly are you doing on an incel subreddit, if you aren't a virgin?

I wasn't aware I needed permission to be here. Shit, you found me out

You do realize that implies you're an incel too retard?

Lol he just you got him so bad by calling an incel a virgin. Inceltards BTFO

Found a beta male. Momma do I win a prize Momma?

Actually a woman, but ok.

I consider ugly women to basically be beta males though.

Ugly fat Incat (involuntary cat lady)

I have chat logs with beautiful THIN girls asking me to impregnate them, so don't even pull the virgin shit on me. You're a stupid bitch who got rejected by Chad, just leave.

I'm literally married to a Chad and have a little Stacie of my own, but OK.

How can you be married when your personality is complete shit?

Sure you do, sweetie. That's why you're on this board trolling virgin men, because you're happily married.

Translation: "Someone found me out as the cat lady I am, my defense will be to suggest that I'm the polar opposite of that."

Put down the fork and go outside, you hog.

Did someone say momma? Gib milkies!

LOL THEY DELETED THEIR COMMENT BECAUSE THEY CARE ABOUT THEIR COMMENT KARMA SCORE. Sad times for humanity, I swear.

Lmao, just realized that. Once again, they can dish it out but can't take it

Instead of people saying what they want they should really say what they offer

Being single sucks. Being married to the wrong person sucks more.

to even consider getting married makes u a brainlet drone

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

I don’t know, my wife cooks and cleans for me every day while I just sit around. Seems like a good deal.

Honestly though being single and in a relationshop have thier pros and cons.

Grass is always greener...

Having someone you've loved for 10 years break up with you and start dating one of your friends sucks the most.

Yeah, uhm, i know a guy. He offed himself because of that.

and the person he spent 10 years of his life with probably didn't even give a fuck

Cunts are heartless

incels aren't single or married. "single" to normshits means you still date and have casual sex but aren't serious with anyone. Incels lay down and rot because they have zero human beings interested in them.

As a normshit, single means single. Going 25 years without a date, one is still single. Going 40 years without a date, one is still single. Going the week without a date, one is still single.

having a girlfriend with 2 kids and no sex after the kids is even worse. i think ive had more interaction with porn sites than my the 5 years ive been with my gf.

Ah yes, you have to have a very high iq to notice the subtle inclusion of the Tricyclic induced absence of dreams. Absolute blackness. Nothing but the void that soon awaits us. This is the most well articulated part of this time lapse.

Damn, relatable as hell.

Very relatable except I'm not ripped at all 😫

I work out alot but look like someone who never touched a weight, so it's somewhat relatable.

Just inject yourself with steroids, lab tests have found that the majority of the gains happen even if you don't do any exercise and just sit around. And since you don't have to worry about losing fertility or anything you can just go crazy with it and run them 24/7 for the rest of your life and become huge.

All of that is true except the working out part. You fucks hate self improvement

You should be banned for outright lying.

Most of us are (or at least have tried) to Gymcel and eat right.

I even post about working out myself.

I reported him but just to block him after, I know boardhgaming won't ban him. will probably make him a mod.

I doubt it, otherwise you wouldn't be here.

You didn’t even do your research. You just responded

Incorrect, you've simply deluded yourself to thinking you've actually done anything. You still hate and generalize woman and other people, which is why girls dont wanna be around you.

Lol!!!! If you’re going to troll, at least put effort into it. I’ve never said I’ve hated women and you wild know that if you even looked at my past 20 comments or post.😂😂😂

The left of your brain created a narrative and convince the right side of your brain that it true when it simply isn’t based in reality.

If you look at my post history, I talk about Gymcelling, losing body fat, bulking, and eating right before any Incel considers roping. I advocate for it and I also do it.

You want to hate me but, you have no ammo or argument.

They can’t accept some of us are here because we know looks matter and are blackpilled not because we’re incels.

Its very disturbing. They hate incels for no reason.

Most of us are not trolls nor do we say outlandish things. Since we can’t be browbeaten, they outright hate us instead.

I also hate when they say incels have it all in their head like no they don’t. People on reddit specifically IT were probably never were part of social groups in high school or anything tbh kids that were considered ugly were outliers because looks mattered that much

retard

My Life has never been summed up so perfectly.

So fucking accurate.

Alter a few pics and that’s my life

I'm triggered af

Why is he eating ice cream? He's not going to attract a 600-lb landwhale without a six-pack and vascularity.

VOLCEL.

Couldn't be anymore accurate... pls pass the rope

Why in the fuck do you people use instagram? It's basically fake as fuck people taking photos to prove how much better their lives are than normal. Then selling something to you.

Why the fuck would you eat a pint of ice cream after the gym? I'd rather season up a ton of veggies and eat like 2-3 plates of food than down 1200 liquid calories that will make my dick not work.

Ice-cream makes your dick not work? Plz explain (if helpful chad).

It's the end of the night and you are eating up to 1200 calories of almost instant digesting sugars and fats. This fucks up your blood sugar unless you are in peak condition. Also, sugar is one of the worst causes of inflammation so you are giving your body a lot to 'deal with' right before bed.

It's not the end of the world but it will lower your testosterone and add fat, also even though a pint of ice cream tastes great.. I prefer to make 3 healthy mini pizzas for myself that at least don't trash my blood sugar.

Massive Cope Just like this guy dreams of being in a nice car and being rich to escape his bad situation, you make this post to do the same. You create a fake scenario where everybody who gets what you want (sex and relationship) is in a bad place in life, just to feel better about yourself and to not have to think about your own life.

Your life is so bad that you would rather focus your attention on the lives of others, even to that point that you create fake stories.

Stop cope and grow up or go rope.

Failed normie spotted

Typical incel response

I have women begging me to get them pregnant, see my post history. Not an incel, lmao.

You're a fucking joke, kid. A big self hating clown who probably wishes he can get to see a real life woman naked some day.

Piece of shit nerd.

someone needs to knock this fuck out

were are the mmacels to crack some cartilage

Lol. You act like you know shit about me?

Only a loser would wander into an incel sub to flex.

A loser, who has women who want me to cum inside them.

https://m.imgur.com/1dJqzsZ

290 messages from women all initiating contact with me. God, what a LOSER right?

Enjoy your sex robot, clown.

ban this faggot

I could get you laid pass the blunt first

QED

Incels are rejected because they are ugly or low self esteem , normies are pathetic maggots who conform with some ugly to average used cheating bitch, and worse they work very hard to get them, that's just pathetic .

Lol, thats not how it is. Its just a lie you guys keep alive to feel better about yourself. I never worked hard for any of my relationships, we simply liked each other and started to date. Believe me, if you have looks and a good personality it does not take any effort to get chicks. Besides that they were all hot, theres no difference in getting hot or ugly chicks, they all want dick.

And about cheating or being a cuck, thats just another saying on incels forums to cope with their shitty lives. You guys act like everybody who isnt an incel is a cuck, thats just bs and another cope mechanism for lacking sex on your side.

If you have good looks you aren't normie, that means you are chad or chadlite, normies are average , averages have to work hard chads just have to exist.

Looks like someones cruisin for the blackpill

hit a little close to home eh?

Not really.

6:15: one day ill be strong enough to deadlift the weight of my loneliness.

DELETE THIS

I want to be the richperson.

Normie here. That's not even close to correct you pathetic losers. I go home drink soylent THEN watch Chad fuck my wife. Haha idiots

Let's be real. Incels don't go to the gym

Tell that to /r/gymcels

Neither do you.

Well not at the moment. Chronic fatigue doesn't lend itself to a strenuous exercise regime.

Doubt [x]

F(X)= x^2-7x+2

F'(X) = Lim H -> 0 (f(X+h)-f(X))/h

= Lim H -> 0 (2x+h-7)

F'(X) = 2x-7

When X=4 gradient = 1

I feel like if that guy were working out, eating healthy/cooking for himself, stable job, caucasian... I don't get what's holding him back.

This is more like a guy after a bad break up/divorce.

im bigger and make more than him and am so alone

Fantasizing about crashing the car.

Me on the road every day.

What a boring fuck. He wasted his evening with stupid crap.

I really love these

Lol @ wagecucks. Wagecels.

fucking lol

This is so sad can we hit 50 likes ?

Swing and a miss.

Found a beta male. Momma do I win a prize Momma?

Instead of people saying what they want they should really say what they offer

Well not at the moment. Chronic fatigue doesn't lend itself to a strenuous exercise regime.