Living the dream

187  2018-05-10 by CountyMcCounterson

29 comments

Too true.

Sex doesn't matter my ass

This isn’t even about sex you retard.

it is but also love

Dude, right in the feels man... I am too high to have seen this

I'd have that shit hooked up all the time and I'm not even incel lmao.

I’m not even incel lmao

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pray to Saint Blackops2cel for full dive VR in the next decade

Praying every day for the OASIS to become real 🙏🏻

At least VR Porn is already a thing. What a time to be alive.

Credit to the artist?

never

Credit : St. Blackops2cel

Yeah idk why OP wouldn't credit the artist, dick move.

Here he is: https://miles-johnston.deviantart.com/

Brutal

Suifuel

Plot twist: the cable goes from his head to the female's head - he's pretending to be Stacy.

Lmao

Maybe you fucks should get off video games and actually go out and find women??? Women aren’t gonna come to you.

cope women actively go look for Chad

We're not allowed to talk to women because we're not chads.

Women don't want us. It is not our fault

Beautiful.

Can't wait for the machines to win and create the matrix.

Why? Afaik you dont get to "costumize your character" or some shit in the Matrix lol.

This is some Matrix shit.

How the fuck could you get that skinny in 2018? If I was ever that skinny I'd wake up so fucking happy that my homework would be to eat Ben and Jerry's. Meanwhile I'm working on a 6 pack that involves endless hunger, vegetables, quinoa, olive oil, and endless incline treadmill and biking sessions.

Its easy when you need 4000 calories to maintain

Someone with that physique would not need 4000 calories to maintain.

If you work out you do.

intermittent fasting. water fasting for quicker results.

The machines were right

Someone with that physique would not need 4000 calories to maintain.