Howdy, pardner?

142  2018-05-10 by renownedquietkid

43 comments

I miss him everyday

y'all'd've'f'I'd've

The pont of slang is to make shit shorter. What's wrong?

Would you all have like everything to lose it's brevity. Really? Brevity is the very spirit of intelligence.

Cuck in every thread these days lol.

I cuck myself by taking longer to talk

el oh el indeed

You are giving me cancer.

the fuck man. You IT losers even ruin funny posts which have nothing to do with you or foids. go away please. You're pathetic.

y'all

You totes a robot. Do you even know what shitpost is?

Sure but this one's is gey.

Well, this is like, your opinion man.

Maybe it's funny if you like /b/ post two-thousand nine, or shit 4chan says or if /trash/ is/was your home board.

Flamboyancy is off the charts on this one. Unless it were a jab at white trash in which case I'd be all over it.

Maybe it's funny if you like /b/ post two-thousand nine, or shit 4chan says or if /trash/ is/was your home board.

Lol, board elitist in my /r/braincels with his views on what is "funny". Fam, were you even on /b/ in 2009? Because I was.

No by then I was leaving.

and you ended up on lebbit.

gg. Besides, /b/ isn't the only board.

I'm range banned. You don't know how bad it is. /mu/ keeps range banning a literal homosexual shitposter and it keeps getting me in the cross fire, banned from every board once again. I'm poorfag and cannot afford to even if I wanted to buy some kike pass. I get range banned for a month randomly due to stupid shit that I had nothing to do with because the mods are fucking normalfags and new also.

And I know, if you see the arkanine edit that is a nickname we used to call /r9k/.

I'm range banned. You don't know how bad it is. /mu/ keeps range banning a literal homosexual shitposter and it keeps getting me in the cross fire, banned from every board once again. I'm poorfag and cannot afford to even if I wanted to buy some kike pass. I get range banned for a month randomly due to stupid shit that I had nothing to do with because the mods are fucking normalfags and new also.

Tell me about it. There was a time when m00t banned the entire country of Ukraine, heh. I'm from Ukraine and during that time I had to subsist only on Russian boards.

FL myself, and just was able to post for the first time in over a week. I have no control over the IP changing. I will be banned once again within the day, because without admin access to my router I cannot put it on static, I don't think, and hate it when I fuck things up due to having shit technological options so I'm not going to try when the guides will be for normal people rather than people that rent their wifi. I'd be nice to have DSL but my parents only ever pump food up my ass. They are phobic of having a real Internet bill. I wish I had paid VPN and things.

sigh

Are you actually a NEET? Disability?

Yes NEET, never worked, no bux. I make virtually no money, aside from pocket change, or when I occasionally donate plasma, but they reject you so easily, and it's out of my way to get there too, and the bus costs money.

I'm applying for it to stay on the food card though, that is all I have. In my state, and in most, if you don't work they work you cannot get food assistance, but if you silver tongue it kinda you can. I am trying to get on it, and likely never will. The waiting peroid for a court date is twenty-one months to even schedule the date, then who knows when the date is, so every two years one could apply to get bux in my position.

tl'dr: no bux, yes forever NEET.

How old are you?

Twenty-nine.

Whoa.

Do not normie at me fam.

I could never afford to be NEET and to be honest, I don't really want to. I will never understand people like you, not because I don't understand disabilities but the voluntary NEETdom.

Don't go lurking comments on the NEET sub then, you might get depressed/redpilled.

Even if someone gave people jobs, it's not natural to want to be a slave with kept busy for the sake of being kept busy, just to make someone else more rich.

I don't get how someone could be proud of being independent. Everything is backwards, pointless, and corrupt.

Even if someone gave people jobs, it's not natural to want to be a slave with kept busy for the sake of being kept busy, just to make someone else more rich.

Well, that's true of course but the world is inherently unfair. I'm just adapting and trying to get myself better in the meantime. For that, I sell my soul to my employer. My current employer is good, there could be much worse but I stress out so much and years go by and I'm nothing but a husk of myself. But hey, at least I have the relative independence.

I don't get how someone could be proud of being independent. Everything is backwards, pointless, and corrupt.

I'm aware of that too. Every day of wageslaving just show me how pointless everything is.

You're not independent if someone can fire you just because they decide they personally don't like you.

relative independence.

If it's relative then it doesn't matter really. People generally want life to be fair, but you already claimed you're dead inside and sold your sou so whatever.

The degree of independence matters. At least I have an illusion that despite everything, what I do matters. Though of course I know that it doesn't.

The US hates the socialists, and welfare states; Clinton cut welfare funding literally in half in the 90s, you don't just magically get a free ride here, unless you're some nut that throws shit everywhere, then maybe. But that also lands people in jail/prison here so....

Back in the day I'd be on some check I'm sure, but the country is gey.

Funny thing is I'm the censored reply chain yet I'm less normal than 99 percent of the phaggots here.

And yesterday reddit was 503'ing me not letting me into my profile too.

The Internet is such sometimes.

Are you daskettenkrad?

No.

T'oint of slang io mk st shrtr. Wuz rng?

Y'all'd've a girlfriend if y'all'd take a shower every now and then.

RIP BOTCEL

What's this gotta do with being an incel?

Normies come here telling us how to improve our lives, using phrases such as "y'all need to stop being misogynists"

Roasties coming here to shit on us from twitter with their y'all'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

🤠🍼

Y'all'all

y'all'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

I say y'all and I'm not a normie ,it's common here