If you're not a literal Space Marine you'll be incel by 2020.

38  2018-05-10 by completeutterbuffoon

6 comments

6 7 is literally the average for basketball players

Normal Space Marines are just Chads, Primaris SM are Gigachads

What's their dick size?

Space marine looks shorter than the basketball player, even though they’re exactly the same height. Weird.

Literally my only hope is that I'll continue to age slower than other guys my age. I'm still an incel at 33, looking mid/late 20s. At 40, I might be attractive to some mid-tier normie female if I look 33 still. (Who am I kidding? That woman will have her own kid from IVF, and insist on banging 25 year old guys.)

Dat T frame.