True true

I refuse to become a numale/nice guy.

lol they're so gay

so true, have my upvote gentlesir!

Is that you telling us to add to the list or is that something else they say?

^ Came here to say this

And

^this

Also “this” fucking sucks

It’s literally the same thing as upvoting a comment, except you’re an entitled piece of shit and you think your upvote is worth more so you give it some text.

"Nothing of value was lost"

"Username checks out"

"s/"

NOVWL is a 4chan expression that ledditors stole back in ought twelve

I hate "/s" to no end. It entirely defeats the purpose of sarcasm. And it was only made because people can't handle downvotes which makes it even more pathetic

The most pathetic human beings in the entire world are these hopeless redditors who try to make you care about upvote scores. You click their post history and it's a mix of failed original uploads and reposts of common topics. You see how carefully all their comments are to generate karma. It's honestly super fucking sad to be honest.. people who care about that stuff should be eliminated from society.

There’s no point in having a Reddit account if you can’t be yourself. The internet is great for anonymity, it’s where you can be your truest politically incorrect never gonna fuck a tranny I’m a huge dick-self.

Being fake to please people on Reddit is a mental illness. I wonder what they’re like (irl)...

Every time I walk past a 5'8 male with a bad beard, glasses, and poor eye contact.. I just know deep down he's typing comments on popular subreddits

look at my post. i have 5+ streaks of comments with only downvotes.

I'm an OGcel. never succumbing to the status quo.

I think you have a chance with any girl you want /s

To be fair I say the first one when a large metropolitan area that votes for mass immigration gets fragged by some dumb shitskin.

True tho lol

roastie

femoid

chad

I mean, you're not wrong.

ur mum gay

👮🔫😹upboated

Shut your gay cunt mouth

Naw, your terminology is cringe and it holds back your entire cause.

Incels need to learn marketing.

Updoot. Boop. We did it reddit! Hooman. Oh my sweet summer child. Oh honey. P

God so true, I hate reddit. Hooman is the worst, I always think of the secretary from Ferris Bueller when people say that.

You forgot "who hurt you?"

This. So much this. Puppers. Fur baby. S..s...s..s..stuttering in a sentence when it makes no sense to type it out.

What subs are you guys in?

YES THAT IS TRUE I AM DEFINITELY NOT A ROBOT AND THIS TYPE OF COMMENT I AM MAKING IS DEFINITELY NOT “BACON NARWHALS AT MIDNIGHT” LEVELS OF OVERUSED CRINGY AND UNFUNNY

also people typing verse-by-verse the lyrics of a song, especially bohemian rhapsody

When I see lyrics comment chains it makes me want to rope on the spot.

God I hate that song

I honestly really like "yikes". It's so versatile. It means nothing and everything at once.

Have some soy and a Switch

=O

The worst is how all of the posts degenerate into inane puns, its just people begging for upvotes. It reminds me of a fat secretary or lame dad jokes at an AppleBees.

THANKYOU FOR THE KIND STRANGER GOLD EHEHEHEHEH

This needs to be higher up

yikes is w.e but da otha 2 fosho

oof

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Oof needs to die. I can't take it anymore.

Oof

oof

tbh I actually like OOF. It sounds a lot more retarded than their other buzzwords.

Ooof

Imagine a post of "shit incels say".

And realize that nearly 100% of you parrot the same couple of catch phrases and stupid memes.

Such high IQ. Much intellect.

You're just salty because you use all of these faggy Reddit catchphrases lmao

Low IQ comment

Yet, you fine folks over at IT rely on us for your content. How pathetic is that?

Low IQ Failed normie alert

Triggered snowflake

Which is basically synonymous with the word "incel". Half you guys can't even go out in public without being triggered by a girl wearing shorts, or a couple holding hands.

doge epic meme reddit funny lol XD

You’re not wrong.

It’s because groups create their own lingo overtime. I think incel lingo is fine though... it’s not cheesy, it’s mostly derogatory, hateful, funny, and real/honest.

The Reddit lingo describes here is cheesy as fuck... it’s gross. If anyone talked like that in person, and some people do, no one is friends with them.

The Chad incel vocab vs. The virgin inceltears cuckwords.

"Wow, it's almost as if..."

What time does the narwhal bacon?

redditors are the annoying dorks that wouldnt shut up in class

The fat kids who smelled like shit because they never washed their folds. And they would wear shorts when its 30 degrees outside

No those are incels. Reddit users are the scrawny dorks that would shout their jokes.

Incels are usually just lanky or normal fit dudes who have a fucked up face, or are short or something. If you are fat you arent an incel you are volcel.

normal fit dudes

Yeah, I don't think so.

not true, this is me

https://imgur.com/a/H7Iw3NB

Most of us including me are incels because of things we cant control i.e height, face, receding hairline, race

chadcel

What's your handicap then?

height (5'8"), race (afghan), and receding hairline.

Here in Toronto women only care about race, height, and face.

Must be the height then because everyone in Toronto is Afghan.

You don't look bad though, if I would look like you I'd be so happy lol. It really sucks that women in the US are obsessed with height so much.

holy shit how are you incel

if I use your pics on tinder I could get girls dtf for you easily

holy shit how are you incel

Did you read his other comments? He's 5'8 + Afghan. It's all over for him.

if I use your pics on tinder I could get girls dtf for you easily

I'm pretty sure he doesn't want 2/10 uggos after all that hard work

he looks good, and virtually every afghan I know has had gf's before

he looks good

He's average at best and the two things I mentioned before bring him down even more.

and virtually every afghan I know has had gf's before

Allegorical evidence. Nearly every Afghan I know hasn't and he seems like a more accurate example.

Being a kebabcel (especially an Afghan) not only means you're associated with rapists naturally as an incel, but also terrorists.

in europe probably

in canada people/girls at uni age don't care about race

lol maybe

what part of canada you from? i'm from toronto so i can only speak about my experiences from there

toronto as well lol, uni age, I notice arabs (lebanese/syrians), afghans, some iranians with gf's a lot of the time. Chadjeets also get gfs but mostly only punjabi/kashmiri indians get gfs. gfs = 18-22 year old university age white girls or sometimes asian girls. The common root is that these guys are all good looking + 5'10 at least in height with good facial features. I have never seen a below 5'8 dude with a semi decent gf who was ethnic.

https://i.imgur.com/sWjcJo2.png

I wonder how many of the idiot cucks using "muh PC Master Race" nowadays have actually watched or read any of Yahtzee's stuff.

Who hurt you?

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

welp

(only fat girls say this)

Or unique quirky trannies

Hey, ain't nuthin wrong with a teeny weeny.

You are a gentleman and a scholar, kind sir!

I honestly cant tell if they actually talk like that? What is the appeal of that

"thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"

pisses me off the most

There is nothing worse than a reddit “joke/pun” train. Always sadly unfunny.. you can just imagine the exact type of people we are dealing with, nerds who were low on the social totem pole throughout their school years.

Such __. Much ___.

Example by a numale here

edit: woah I've never gotten so many upvotes in my life! Edit 2:wowee, gold! Thank you kind gentle sir, you have made my day a good one! Golee i can't believe i finally got gilded!

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Chad here

"Ok, I'll bite!"

That's just because one of the guys who shut down your fake graph said that, and he didn't use an exclamation point.

O B S E S S E D

is somebody mad i got reddit gold????

Happy cakeday!

garbage human being, horrible, disgusting. piece of shit. shit person

The 'doggo and 'pupper' bullshit makes me autistically angry.

"Sexy time!" "Lady bits"

"I can't even"

"Like, just... ugh."

Oh sweetie that's why you're a virgin. Source? Wow I can't believe you just posted something not on the CNN source approval list not even going to bother replying.

Hurr durr i HaTe WoMeN /s

I've realised I'm not actually into cuckolding anymore, how do I get my wife to stop seeing her bull?

Reddit's obsession with pseudo intellectualism and anything that is taught in Stats 101 or Psych 101. Some of my favorites are

correlation doesn't imply causation

in reply to virtually any statistic analysis, particularly situations in which an instance where casuality is blatantly obvious

cognitive dissonance

Have literally never, not once, heard anyone mention this irl but see it on a monthly, at times daily, basis on this site. It's funny because it comes in waves of frequency, like sometimes I won't see it for a while and then it's spammed everywhere because it was a highly upvoted comment on some default sub and tens of thousands of dumbasses read it and think woah that sounds so smart I'll sound smart if I say that too and then it's everywhere.

apologist

I can't stand "wholesome" and "updoot" or when someone posts about something tragic and a kind stranger on the internet says "I'm so so sorry you had to go through that"

"Maybe, JUST MAYBE ..."

"this little guy"

Morbidly curious Stacy here Chad here Y’all

👮🔫😹upboated