yo incels just get a haircut bro. truss me, youll be chad in no time

84  2018-05-09 by harambeazn

49 comments

he unironically looks way better with that hair tho

true, but sometimes haircuts arent enough to save the average incel

I agree 100 percent, this was just a funny example

Go into a barbershop and ask what they recommend.

I'm unironically one good haircut away from being a normie. I will have to try this. I never know how to get a good haircut.

I'm a normie and my barber probably put me a solid 1.5-2/10 up the ladder when I just went in one day and said "just make it look good."

I'm not saying a haircut is going to save someone hideous but these people are also professionals and pretty much no one is getting the haircut a barber would recommend I was told.

You could even try an actual salon, like one of the trendy ones that cuts hair for men and women and gives you free wine. Barbers can be a mixed bag. Some are great, but some only know two or three really basic cuts. Sounds like you’ve got nothing to lose?

Too bad that hair doesn't match his current hairline

compare the amount of hair on the left and right.

notice how they gave him like 30 thousand hair follicles.

it's over for volumecels

We should pitch in and hire a PI investigator to fly to Bosnia to search for our beloved prophet. For all, we know he could be in a cave right now chained up being tortured by normies.

Maybe he lives a nromie lifestyle and we don't even know.

false prophet

burn the heretic

Hair + Muscle makes him at LEAST average

Lmao I know how much of a meme it is to recommend a haircut but this shop almost vindicates that advice. He looks so much better.

I feel like any male who isn't fat or deformed looks way better with that specific haircut even as you can see saintblackopcel

His hair isn’t thick enough for that type of haircut

looks 1000x better tho, almost normie tier. The biggest problem with cod incel is actually his fucked up head, where it seems to end right at his forehead.

With haircut/styling + gymcelling he'd go up 2 points easily.

I’d skip the gymcelling for last. Ik a kid in my grade who looks just like this guys minus the wimpy jaw and big eyes and he has a solid 6/10 cute gf.

Also I would disagree with your scale 1-3 should be reserved for people who are literally disfigured beyond human recognition. Ie: literally huge nose or parasite twin. I would place this guy as a solid 4 at first with the hairstyle moving him up to around a low 5.

Well he did get 1 Tinder match in U.S. so he can't be that repulsive overall.

But yeah if he cared to he looks tall and can ascend to a decent level of sex appeal/looks if he puts in all of the necessary efforts.

He looks way better with that hair man. Definitely went up a couple points.

lol it's over for baldcels.

He looks almost hot with that hair

But he looks better.

I have thinning hair and a receding hairline. When I posted pics over on r/amiugly, the normies there told me it was so hopeless I'd be better off shaving it. That's what I ended up doing, since I save money on shampoo that way, but still.

It's over for norwoodcels.

It's definitely not the end of the world. Some people like guys that shave it, have unusual hair preferences, or automatically dislike guys who are super vain about their hair.

Love it when this sub accidentally disproves the black pill.

Disproves? His limp, thin, unhealthy hair is a product of his genetics and he's fucked because of it.

He doesn't have to get that specific haircut but in his case, he objectively could improve his looks by grooming and dressing himself more flatteringly.

You're delusional.

He has extremely thin and whispy hair. "Get a haircut" only works if you have hair to style with.

lmao keep making excuses. You can make flattering haircuts out of shitty hair and head shapes, any stylist worth their salt will tell you this. Working around things like that is literally part of their job.

He would only look a fraction as good as the guy on the right.

Cope, cope, cope smh

He actually looks way better with the hair. With the hair, you could even say that if he worked out his neck to a high degree he could actually be attractive on some level.

That's a really good transformation. The hairstyle does a lot. Part of it is the pompadour helps change his hairline so there's less forehead showing. Excellent post, I feel like there should be a subreddit for people posting their picture and other people photo shopping better hairstyles so the person can see what makes them look like a star.

He ain't a Chad but he went from 1/10 to 5/10

Why do all guys in my city have this fuckboy haircut? It looks so swishy

because it looks good unless you have a weak chin or super high forehead

lol you can't just "get a haircut" into having perfect fucking hair. That shit's genetic too.

exactly

EXERCISE

Seriously get a fucking haircut guys but from someone who knows what the fuck they’re doing

Look at my other comments dawg

I went from having a mop on my hair to getting a clean cut and the attention is noticeable. I have average looks too

Yeah ik. "Get a haircut" theory does work and ive tried it too. Its just that incel dudes dont know what hair to get that fits their face shape. they think getting a haircut means cutting off all your hair to be a buzzcut or an awkward crew cut.

Ah they’re unique. Idk much about incels but is their face shape generally horrid?

it depends lol

Blessed to not be them sometimes

lool

Blessed to not be them sometimes