I'm a normie and my barber probably put me a solid 1.5-2/10 up the ladder when I just went in one day and said "just make it look good."
I'm not saying a haircut is going to save someone hideous but these people are also professionals and pretty much no one is getting the haircut a barber would recommend I was told.
You could even try an actual salon, like one of the trendy ones that cuts hair for men and women and gives you free wine. Barbers can be a mixed bag. Some are great, but some only know two or three really basic cuts. Sounds like you’ve got nothing to lose?
We should pitch in and hire a PI investigator to fly to Bosnia to search for our beloved prophet. For all, we know he could be in a cave right now chained up being tortured by normies.
looks 1000x better tho, almost normie tier. The biggest problem with cod incel is actually his fucked up head, where it seems to end right at his forehead.
I’d skip the gymcelling for last. Ik a kid in my grade who looks just like this guys minus the wimpy jaw and big eyes and he has a solid 6/10 cute gf.
Also I would disagree with your scale 1-3 should be reserved for people who are literally disfigured beyond human recognition. Ie: literally huge nose or parasite twin. I would place this guy as a solid 4 at first with the hairstyle moving him up to around a low 5.
I have thinning hair and a receding hairline. When I posted pics over on r/amiugly, the normies there told me it was so hopeless I'd be better off shaving it. That's what I ended up doing, since I save money on shampoo that way, but still.
It's definitely not the end of the world. Some people like guys that shave it, have unusual hair preferences, or automatically dislike guys who are super vain about their hair.
He doesn't have to get that specific haircut but in his case, he objectively could improve his looks by grooming and dressing himself more flatteringly.
lmao keep making excuses. You can make flattering haircuts out of shitty hair and head shapes, any stylist worth their salt will tell you this. Working around things like that is literally part of their job.
He actually looks way better with the hair. With the hair, you could even say that if he worked out his neck to a high degree he could actually be attractive on some level.
That's a really good transformation. The hairstyle does a lot. Part of it is the pompadour helps change his hairline so there's less forehead showing. Excellent post, I feel like there should be a subreddit for people posting their picture and other people photo shopping better hairstyles so the person can see what makes them look like a star.
Yeah ik. "Get a haircut" theory does work and ive tried it too. Its just that incel dudes dont know what hair to get that fits their face shape. they think getting a haircut means cutting off all your hair to be a buzzcut or an awkward crew cut.
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1 1122334wy 2018-05-09
he unironically looks way better with that hair tho
1 harambeazn 2018-05-09
true, but sometimes haircuts arent enough to save the average incel
1 1122334wy 2018-05-09
I agree 100 percent, this was just a funny example
1 Bitchass_Kittens 2018-05-09
Go into a barbershop and ask what they recommend.
1 afucknretard 2018-05-09
I'm unironically one good haircut away from being a normie. I will have to try this. I never know how to get a good haircut.
1 Xyoloswag420blazeitX 2018-05-09
I'm a normie and my barber probably put me a solid 1.5-2/10 up the ladder when I just went in one day and said "just make it look good."
I'm not saying a haircut is going to save someone hideous but these people are also professionals and pretty much no one is getting the haircut a barber would recommend I was told.
1 abbiecadabra 2018-05-09
You could even try an actual salon, like one of the trendy ones that cuts hair for men and women and gives you free wine. Barbers can be a mixed bag. Some are great, but some only know two or three really basic cuts. Sounds like you’ve got nothing to lose?
1 Ryzasu 2018-05-09
Too bad that hair doesn't match his current hairline
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-05-09
compare the amount of hair on the left and right.
notice how they gave him like 30 thousand hair follicles.
1 1122334wy 2018-05-09
it's over for volumecels
1 BackSeatMotherFucker 2018-05-09
We should pitch in and hire a PI investigator to fly to Bosnia to search for our beloved prophet. For all, we know he could be in a cave right now chained up being tortured by normies.
1 luis_aka_paisa 2018-05-09
Maybe he lives a nromie lifestyle and we don't even know.
1 Moonstartravis 2018-05-09
false prophet
1 1122334wy 2018-05-09
burn the heretic
1 GodEmperorX 2018-05-09
Hair + Muscle makes him at LEAST average
1 ieatorangesinshower 2018-05-09
Lmao I know how much of a meme it is to recommend a haircut but this shop almost vindicates that advice. He looks so much better.
1 luis_aka_paisa 2018-05-09
I feel like any male who isn't fat or deformed looks way better with that specific haircut even as you can see saintblackopcel
1 Geleg456 2018-05-09
His hair isn’t thick enough for that type of haircut
1 Zyros_ 2018-05-09
looks 1000x better tho, almost normie tier. The biggest problem with cod incel is actually his fucked up head, where it seems to end right at his forehead.
1 nicerstoragebag 2018-05-09
With haircut/styling + gymcelling he'd go up 2 points easily.
1 rapterjet2002 2018-05-09
I’d skip the gymcelling for last. Ik a kid in my grade who looks just like this guys minus the wimpy jaw and big eyes and he has a solid 6/10 cute gf.
Also I would disagree with your scale 1-3 should be reserved for people who are literally disfigured beyond human recognition. Ie: literally huge nose or parasite twin. I would place this guy as a solid 4 at first with the hairstyle moving him up to around a low 5.
1 nicerstoragebag 2018-05-09
Well he did get 1 Tinder match in U.S. so he can't be that repulsive overall.
But yeah if he cared to he looks tall and can ascend to a decent level of sex appeal/looks if he puts in all of the necessary efforts.
1 kingfansam 2018-05-09
He looks way better with that hair man. Definitely went up a couple points.
1 BetUrProcrastinating 2018-05-09
lol it's over for baldcels.
1 shockinghillaryquote 2018-05-09
He looks almost hot with that hair
1 harambeazn 2018-05-09
He has ascended
https://i.imgur.com/pnN0kB8.jpg
1 goodgirlbadstreak 2018-05-09
But he looks better.
1 completeutterbuffoon 2018-05-09
I have thinning hair and a receding hairline. When I posted pics over on r/amiugly, the normies there told me it was so hopeless I'd be better off shaving it. That's what I ended up doing, since I save money on shampoo that way, but still.
It's over for norwoodcels.
1 GiraffeLiquid 2018-05-09
It's definitely not the end of the world. Some people like guys that shave it, have unusual hair preferences, or automatically dislike guys who are super vain about their hair.
1 wwidb 2018-05-09
Love it when this sub accidentally disproves the black pill.
1 TruthbeTold9999 2018-05-09
Disproves? His limp, thin, unhealthy hair is a product of his genetics and he's fucked because of it.
1 wwidb 2018-05-09
He doesn't have to get that specific haircut but in his case, he objectively could improve his looks by grooming and dressing himself more flatteringly.
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-05-09
You're delusional.
He has extremely thin and whispy hair. "Get a haircut" only works if you have hair to style with.
1 wwidb 2018-05-09
lmao keep making excuses. You can make flattering haircuts out of shitty hair and head shapes, any stylist worth their salt will tell you this. Working around things like that is literally part of their job.
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-05-09
He would only look a fraction as good as the guy on the right.
1 wwidb 2018-05-09
Cope, cope, cope smh
1 TruthbeTold9999 2018-05-09
He actually looks way better with the hair. With the hair, you could even say that if he worked out his neck to a high degree he could actually be attractive on some level.
1 favorthebold 2018-05-09
That's a really good transformation. The hairstyle does a lot. Part of it is the pompadour helps change his hairline so there's less forehead showing. Excellent post, I feel like there should be a subreddit for people posting their picture and other people photo shopping better hairstyles so the person can see what makes them look like a star.
1 Ryzasu 2018-05-09
He ain't a Chad but he went from 1/10 to 5/10
1 JohnQNo1 2018-05-09
Why do all guys in my city have this fuckboy haircut? It looks so swishy
1 harambeazn 2018-05-09
because it looks good unless you have a weak chin or super high forehead
1 Trouilefou_ 2018-05-09
lol you can't just "get a haircut" into having perfect fucking hair. That shit's genetic too.
1 harambeazn 2018-05-09
exactly
1 Five_Dozen_Keggs 2018-05-09
EXERCISE
1 izgmoen 2018-05-09
Seriously get a fucking haircut guys but from someone who knows what the fuck they’re doing
1 harambeazn 2018-05-09
Look at my other comments dawg
1 izgmoen 2018-05-09
I went from having a mop on my hair to getting a clean cut and the attention is noticeable. I have average looks too
1 harambeazn 2018-05-09
Yeah ik. "Get a haircut" theory does work and ive tried it too. Its just that incel dudes dont know what hair to get that fits their face shape. they think getting a haircut means cutting off all your hair to be a buzzcut or an awkward crew cut.
1 izgmoen 2018-05-09
Ah they’re unique. Idk much about incels but is their face shape generally horrid?
1 harambeazn 2018-05-09
it depends lol
1 izgmoen 2018-05-09
Blessed to not be them sometimes
1 harambeazn 2018-05-09
lool
1 izgmoen 2018-05-09
Blessed to not be them sometimes