The longer you wait, the harder it gets
40 2018-05-09 by Inc33333l
That's not just the tagline for 'The Forty Year Old Virgin' movie. It's true in real life too. The longer you are a virgin, the harder it will be to ever do something about it.
Being a 20 year old virgin may be cute to some women. But a 30 year old virgin is not just weird, it's considered creepy to women. Your average woman is wondering why since she's had sex with 50 guys, you can't even have sex with one woman. "Like what's wrong with him." It only gets worse. No woman wants to teach you everything, hell why should she when she has 100 guys blowing up her phone wanting to be around her. She don't need to settle for bad sex, she can replace you with someone better.
My opinion, just bite the bullet and see a hooker. It may not happen otherwise so you might as well do what nature intended.
48 comments
1 DavidJewenstein 2018-05-09
So this will sound like a dumb question, but why not just tell her you've had sex with lots of women? Surely after watching enough porn you know where to stick it and can fake havin experience.
1 advancedatheist 2018-05-09
Women are better at reading body language than men, and they can often tell if you're lying to them.
And if you wind up in bed with one of them, she can really tell that you don't have the sexual experience you claim you had.
1 DavidJewenstein 2018-05-09
I doubt iy. Only if you're awkward, which after a sufficient amount of porn watching you shouldn't be. You've seen thousands of women naked and having sex. You should be able to treat sex like Chad does, like its nothing special, nothing new. Of course, if ypu watched porn sufficiently to that ampunt you probably went volcel already and would not want to pursue sex anyway.
1 completeutterbuffoon 2018-05-09
Spoken like a truecel. Saying porn will make you less nervous losing your virginity is like saying Call of Duty will make you nervous firing your first live rounds down the shooting range. CoD doesn't prepare you for gunpowder literally exploding in your face, and porn doesn't prepare you for awkward, messy contact with female genitals.
You're also forgetting the courtship process. You have to escalate to sex. If you're too nervous to escalate, the woman will probably assume you're a virgin.
This is why getting an escort is probably the 20+ year old virgin's best--often only--bet. The courtship process is entirely circumvented, meaning you can focus on learning how actual sex works and getting used to female bodies in three dimensional space. Just don't forget to do your research if you're an Americel. Stings and scams are laughably easy to spot if you know what you're doing, but if you don't, you could be putting yourself in danger.
1 DavidJewenstein 2018-05-09
Just say "hey, want some fuk?" like Chad does.
1 DavidJewenstein 2018-05-09
The nervousness of shooting a gun is from the fear that you will shoot yourself by accident and die. After playing enough Call of Duty, you no longer care if you live or die because life loses all meaning...so I think the analogy does work.
1 SillyToni 2018-05-09
Wow what an awful concept. The one thing you're capable of giving a woman that a "Chad" can't (your devotion and the uniqueness of experience with you) your treating like garbage.
1 DavidJewenstein 2018-05-09
You know your pussy is wet from reading it.
1 Kar98kSnipe 2018-05-09
Part of you is still stuck in that bluepill mindset where women are perceived as psychics. Women can’t tell shit I lie to my mom all the time.
1 DavidJewenstein 2018-05-09
And the answer ia dealing with women now days is too dangerous because they think even breathing in their direction is rape.
1 smallpurpleorb 2018-05-09
Hate to break it to you, but its horribly obvious when a man has just watched way WAY too much porn. It is a huge turn-off. Women in porn aren't getting off, its just for the male enjoyment. Men who have had lots of sex understand how to please a woman and how much better it makes sex...
1 MagratM 2018-05-09
Watching porn will give you the basics of where to stick it, but there's a lot more to it than that. If you can actually find out how it is in the real world, and not porn, you'll find out the difference.
Find someone to go through the whole thing with you, and you should be OK when it comes to it.
1 BRAHMINDEEPSTATE 2018-05-09
If you're a curry, then you're creepy even at 20. Our SMV starts at 0 at birth and rises exponentially in the negative direction. Its over before it even began.
1 itsbeenover 2018-05-09
fuck, the deep state keeping us around and shit
1 BRAHMINDEEPSTATE 2018-05-09
Maybe they will experiment on us, to advance medicine, to save the white race. I hope our deaths are quick.
1 YoungMaleVirgin 2018-05-09
But you guys are the fucking doctors!
1 tuyguy 2018-05-09
Only if you live on a white-dominant country.
1 PuleaSpataru69 2018-05-09
:))))))
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-05-09
Racist!
1 BRAHMINDEEPSTATE 2018-05-09
Are words more racist or are actions more racist? Racism exists because roasties actively practice it against curries. Fact.
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-05-09
No doubt it was a joke lol I made "fact" happen BTW lmao
1 leunam61 2018-05-09
Honestly, if you already graduated college and girls haven't given you attention, there is something very very WRONG. Normal people make friends and have sex without even trying. What does that say about incels?
I'm with you OP.
1 Inc33333l 2018-05-09
I agree and this is coming from a college graduate who is a KV. The only thing that should be hard about getting laid is your penis.
1 leunam61 2018-05-09
It's funny because I've thought of looking back on my regrets back in college and high school now that I'm a wageslave. But I look back and I don't know if I could have done anything different. I dressed nice, I lifted weights, I smiled, I tried to keep a decent attitude, I tried to make small talk, but I still couldn't succeed socially and no one ever really fucked with me. It's not supposed to be that difficult, but for some reason it can be like that for a minority. I can't even believe there are people out there who get multiple invitations to hang out and have to decline them. Amazing!
1 BRAHMINDEEPSTATE 2018-05-09
I knew it! Nothing we do matters. Its over.
1 brazilianincel 2018-05-09
Me too mate. I went to all kinds of parties and finished college as a KV.
1 oqueoUfazeleRI 2018-05-09
That's the incel myth that holds you all back. We do try, that's the difference between you and us, you are so afraid of rejection you won't try, no one is going to spontaneous combust into laughter if you try to talk to them, 70% of the stories of rejection you see here are bullshit, saying your face can't get you girls and friends when you know it's the fact that you can't talk to even a pet without freezing scared, is the biggest cope ever.
1 leunam61 2018-05-09
I don't think you read my post bruh, I talked about how I have always tried my best to be liked. Throughout my high school years and college years I did all the common sense stuff like shower daily, smile a lot, try to take an interest in other people. I even did what cool kids did like smoke or drink or anything at all to connect with someone. BUt it was all in vain I'm lonelier than ever post college, my lifes pathetic. But at least in college I believed I had a chance, once I hit a 9-5, life only got worse. You're wrong about me, you can call me a loser all you want but it is NOT for a lack of trying, I try to connect with others
1 redemptiontrial 2018-05-09
You do realize there are 30 year old female virgins as well, right? It's not just men.
1 Inc33333l 2018-05-09
Searching for 30 year old female virgin
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1 redemptiontrial 2018-05-09
Incels believe that their celibacy is the result of traits they have no control over, like appearance. There are men who are not 8/10, but guess what, there are also women who are not 8/10. If you're going to assume that your celibacy is the result of being ugly, why would you not think the same thing happens with women?
1 kandwillu 2018-05-09
Women can always get laid. Men have lower standards overall.
1 redemptiontrial 2018-05-09
"Women can always get laid" Citation needed.
1 Hopecel 2018-05-09
Google pig woman experiment.
1 redemptiontrial 2018-05-09
I'd prefer an actual experiment.
1 leunam61 2018-05-09
women can't be incel.
quick example: you know people will literally pay money to have sex with women right? you think anyone would pay to have sex with a man?
1 redemptiontrial 2018-05-09
Yes. There are male prostitutes. They exist. They are a thing.
1 leunam61 2018-05-09
The vast majority of their clients are gay men, anyway thats beside the point. A man cannot simply say "selling 1 sex" like a woman can and get laid. Thats why i brought up prostitutes
1 redemptiontrial 2018-05-09
Women don't say "selling 1 sex" and get laid, either. You think there are men who don't have sex because they're ugly, right? Why don't you think there are ugly women who don't have sex for the same reason?
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-05-09
Because men have lower standards
1 redemptiontrial 2018-05-09
Men like...you?
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-05-09
No, men in general because of their higher/more aggressive sex drive
1 redemptiontrial 2018-05-09
Your celibacy must always be someone else's fault...
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-05-09
Not an argument and irrelevant because you have nothing better to say
1 redemptiontrial 2018-05-09
It's not an argument, but it's very relevant.
1 YoungMaleVirgin 2018-05-09
This is true but at the same time it also gets easier to bear in my opinion. I will be thirty in a few months myself.
1 JZA70_ 2018-05-09
And you haven’t done the sex yet?
1 YoungMaleVirgin 2018-05-09
LOL! And you just won my favorite comment of the day lol.
1 inkblot8811 2018-05-09
It's been over. It's the Incel Effect which is the opposite of Lindy Effect: the less sex you get now, the less likely you are to have sex in the future.
1 HalalHaramKabab 2018-05-09
If it ever comes to it just lie to her and say you've fucked many women. There's no way for her to know you're lying.
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-05-09
It's a negative spiral going downwards into negative infinity
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-05-09
If you're average looking and still can't score anything at all then you suck lol, thems the breaks.
1 neubs 2018-05-09
I'm a 31 year old virgin and don't want to waste my money on a prostitute. First of all I'd have to drive pretty far to get to a city big enough to have them and I'd have to stay over night. I could be in a sting operation or get someone trafficked.
It's better to just jack off and move on with my day.
1 moggedbyall 2018-05-09
fuck why am I reading these black pills in the morning. These ruin my already shitty day.