I'll fuck an incel
46 2018-05-09 by thisnameisunique123
I've heard there are plenty of female incels. I'll take one for the team and fuck you if you're in the eastern half of the US.
I'm 26, 5'11, and have had 16 sexual partners, currently talking to two women I met on tinder, one on bumble, and one I met at a bar a month or so ago.
Since I keep hearing about how women can be incel too, I'm excited to see my inbox explode.
34 comments
1 chadbhava 2018-05-09
Plot fail: all those “women you are talking to” identify as incels already
1 thisnameisunique123 2018-05-09
I don't know. Don't you have to be celibate involuntarily to be an incel?
1 sfcel 2018-05-09
Nah it doesn't count if she didn't like it.
1 YoungMaleVirgin 2018-05-09
Lol there's no such thing as female incels Chad, sorry.
1 thisnameisunique123 2018-05-09
Just you wait. I keep seeing people say "well girls can be incel too!!". If they're right, then I should be getting a fuck ton of messages any time now...
1 YoungMaleVirgin 2018-05-09
Lol okay if you say so.
1 thisnameisunique123 2018-05-09
So are you telling me that all these people saying y'all™ have it all wrong are actually lying on the internet? I dunno man.
1 YoungMaleVirgin 2018-05-09
Lol!!!
No Chad I'm not saying that at all. I'm just saying it's totally polite to come to a reddit devoted to male virgins and try to get female virgins to fuck you after you all ready fucked 16 people and they have fucked 0.
1 thisnameisunique123 2018-05-09
Oh, I thought women had it just as bad as men.
1 YoungMaleVirgin 2018-05-09
Lol no not at all. A woman can't be an incel because, well, because of this thread.
1 cfjdiofjoirj 2018-05-09
But why would women want to be fucked by your used up cock tho? You've just finished riding the pussy carousel and want to use a low-maintenance incel girl. Disgusting.
1 thisnameisunique123 2018-05-09
Don't you dare slut shame me. I've had my time with the Stacys and I'm just done with that party lifestyle. I'm ready to settle down with a nice girl.
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-05-09
The past is the past honey, he's a changed man now :)
1 charrusco 2018-05-09
Wooosh...
1 Revoltization 2018-05-09
16 is a bit high, ill pass roastie.
1 KitchenEmployment 2018-05-09
Females can’t be incels.
1 Life_is_sad 2018-05-09
sure, im sure anyone would fuck this https://imgur.com/a/KQQhOnZ
1 nejigsk 2018-05-09
It would be ignorant to believe that she would have any difficulty fucking chubby chasers or desperate men. And thats without make up. Why do all these counter examples fucking suck
1 Dumptruxer 2018-05-09
She seems like she's Eastern euro it's believe no man would touch her there
1 Life_is_sad 2018-05-09
yea its basically over for them .. females can be incels confirmed
1 Life_is_sad 2018-05-09
u can scroll down btw its an album
1 Blade22 2018-05-09
I'd go for Sarah jessica parker
1 x_Sterry_x 2018-05-09
I am actually excited to see if you get messaged, but I have my doubts.
1 sharkb8master 2018-05-09
I don't. There's no such thing as a female incel so he won't get any messages.
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-09
The only female incels there is,they are lesbians that have problem with women
1 KarlEss 2018-05-09
Lol. The other way around.. an actual woman offering sex to male incels would only exist in a parallel universum.
1 thisnameisunique123 2018-05-09
Yup. Still waiting for any terribly unlucky female to message me...
1 throwaway14085 2018-05-09
Actually r/stupidslutsclub had this thing organized where some sluts would offer themselves to fuck virgin guys. To participate you had to comment on the thread or PM one of the sluts listed that was in your area. I doubt it worked very well tho
1 charrusco 2018-05-09
Everytime I open this sub my blood boils, I can only with the worst things upon this filthy animals
1 blackpillnormie 2018-05-09
I can only wish the worst things upon this filthy animals. My blood boils when I open this sub.
1 Idk12344482305 2018-05-09
/u/board_gaming
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-09
I don't identify as "incel".
1 reddituser321824 2018-05-09
get off my board REEEEEEEEE
1 Idk12344482305 2018-05-09
Honest question, what do you identify as? Is is voluntary?
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-09
I don't see having sex as the objective to getting to know a guy. I'm looking for a long term relationship, not casual sex.
1 Idk12344482305 2018-05-09
Would you get into a relationship with a guy regardless of his looks if you think you two have compatible personalities.
1 Board_Gaming 2018-05-09
Yes, that's why I use r/r4r, most people don't post pictures so you get to know the people first based on their personality.
1 blackpillnormie 2018-05-09
Would you get in a relationship with a guy if he couldn't give you sex at all?
1 kitchirp 2018-05-09
You disgust me.
1 neubs 2018-05-09
Good guy chad helping spread the black pill
1 sran_isback 2018-05-09
did you receive mps ? does your inbox have exploded ?
1 thisnameisunique123 2018-05-09
I have received two, one asking/confirming I was trolling. And one who didn't read well enough and thought I was a women, but also figured I was trolling.
In short, I have received zero messages from desperate female incels. And I actually am not lying in my post. I'll never post self identifying information, but I really am a blackpilled normie. Or I guess chadlite depending on where the bar is for that. I feel like I don't meet the physical requirements for that, but my track record with women is very good.
1 sran_isback 2018-05-09
The lack of answers, even just for fun, make me want to cry.
I can't believe there is no incel women. They came here to insult incels, but no one can come just to discuss and have fun.
Is this the reality ? What a time to live..
1 blackpillnormie 2018-05-09
Would you get in a relationship with a guy if he couldn't give you sex at all?