Did you last >20 mins no stopping? That's the bare minimum performance in 2018

In the future Internet of Things with AI in all our gadgets, your fleshlight will accuse you of taking sexual advantage of it.

Gross i stop jacking off cant stand the sight of my small dick

As long as you don’t blame women for it

I do women made me ugly >:(

No. Your toxic personality makes you ugly

Lol its my face that makes me ugly dumbass

if its in the fleshlight how would you see it?

I gotta pull my dick out of my pants dude

then how do you pee?

I dont

next stage: subscribe to /r/nopoop

Same, also back when I jacked off to porn I had to avoid looking at it because mere sight of how pathetically thin and small it is made me lose erection right away.

It's molded to look like a pussy from the outside

Did you attach beef curtains to it for that extra realism?

loser.

Step it up, you can get a pretty realistic sex doll for only $2k now. If you're gonna LDAR you might as well do it in style and fuck Stacytron 5000

i think maybe you don't know what a perineum is

....And it felt so gooOOod

Get a hip toy. A japanese one. They're better.

Out here in my town you can pick up a hooker real cheap, around $20 or whatever a hit of drugs costs. Not the best quality but they get the job done.

I gotta pull my dick out of my pants dude