They are the same age. Mogging to another dimension.

193  2018-05-08 by IsThisRealReddit

95 comments

lol left should just die tbh why even breathe at that point

God doesn't exist

God is dead

Thank god for Jim Sterling

/s but that’s what the left looks like

suuuuuure is my response to everyone

got ist tot

At this point I‘m pretty sure there must have either been an alien invasion in the past, or another kind of humanoid creature developed besides homo sapiens.

No way these two organisms are the same species.

Is there any proof that they are? Source?

One of those can‘t be human lol

Nephylim

That‘s why

there is a new age community on youtube/facebook that believes tall people with sharp features are part alien, and the rest are neanderthals

Just lol

Coping level 100

same species

The lesbian look. Never a good look for a man. Another penis that will never be touched.

he gets more pussy then you

BWAHAHA

She is too ugly to be his GF

oh...

you sure about that lol? left one looks 12

You think a 12 year old is around drunk people?

i believe you, i was just mocking since i can't mog him p

Ok I misunderstood lol

Last time I saw someone who looked that young but was actually nearing his 20s he turned out to have a tumour by his pituitary gland. Had it removed, got some HGH and testosterone and finally started puberty.

/wowthanksimcured

You're welcome bud. Let me know how it works out.

Our problem is our looks

It's too much work for those who want to wallow

here is a picture of a man (on the left) who used gym culture to get himself to Chad's level, posing next to Chad to show how he is the same now.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwWapq4CUAAxS1Q.jpg

That's Jeff Seid and he is a testament to the ridiculous heights you can achieve.

I wouldn't judge anyone by their body shape at age 12 though, that's just kind of unfair. I also don't think I'd have ever called him an incel unless you think guys too young to consent are incels by default. Like, why would you compare yourself to a 12 year old anyway?

yes, and the man standing next to him is a testament to the limits steroids/gym can help an ugly guy.

The guy next to him looks a lot more approachable and human. Put him in a room full of regular guys and he'll shine.

  1. Almost all of us already lift.

  2. If getting Testosterone was THAT easy I would just buy it. But it‘s not easy at all

I suspect very few of you actually lift. Lifting gives you a sense of connection to the world that aborts this incel bullshit before it can get started in your head.

Just find the right men's doctor, chances are half of you have low test and can get it legitimately.

pretending only a few of us lift

pretending we did not try out several strategies already

pretending we watch fucking anime

I‘m out

Pardon the stereotypes. Then what is wrong with your life that you:

  1. Can't get laid
  2. Suffer under the yoke of not getting laid to such a huge degree

Not getting laid doesn't matter. It's not an identity. And getting laid is pretty fucking easy. It's one of those things where the more you do it the more you learn how to get more of it. Start with a prostitute and treat her like a human being while you fuck her. If you still find it difficult to get laid, lower your standards and work harder to engage with women.

If having all the shit you regret not having comes from confidence around women, just go acquire some confidence around women. It IS that easy. Fake it till you make it. Stop listening to the voices both outside and inside of your head telling you poisonous shit. Give yourself a break and take plenty of risks. Something will work out.

At the core of it what you have is an ego problem. You don't need an ego and you would be happier without its oppressive inner monologue. The best part is without it you would stop hearing or caring about other people's outer monologues that you keep taking on board and contribute to your problem. Get rid of it.

Do you see what I'm doing here? Physical activity solves problem, but even after starting physical activity you have to go through the process I described above. Most people will find it on their own, but if you're already lifting then you've hit a rut and need to know what to do next.

Keep it coming, we can keep working through it.

When will you normies finally understand that we don‘t care about getting laid all the time? Why are you normies all so sexually obsessed?

All we long for is a stable, loving, caring relationship. Someone that genuinely loves us and vice versa.

And yeah, don‘t you guys get why we are incels? It‘s because we are fucking ugly subhuman genetic trash. Is it really that hard to understand?

What is identifying as an incel if not a fit of rage and misery against all the reasons you aren't having sex? Plenty of people don't care about having sex. Being an incel is the opposite of not caring about having sex. That's the label you picked, so that is the label you'll be considered under.

You can substitute "stable, loving relationship" for any time I've mentioned sex if you like. Although it's just as hard for women to find that as men and all those social value imbalances disappear, so if you're not on their radar it's something you're doing wrong. Plus, you know, incel doesn't stand for "involuntarily single".

I understand that you got here by undermining yourself. You're still doing it and that's OK, it's difficult to change. But you have to get your head around what you're doing wrong before you can change your behaviour. That starts by being open-minded to solutions and ready to take an honest, hard look at yourself.

I know you don't want to be helped, not on the surface, not even quite a way beneath it. But one day the right chain of long-dormant neurons will fire up and you'll connect with this idea that you can improve your situation.

And yeah, don‘t you guys get why we are incels? It‘s because we are fucking ugly subhuman genetic trash. Is it really that hard to understand?

Yeah you should see me. I am the very personification of fucking ugly subhuman genetic trash. I found all the ways in which to overcome that and live with all of the benefits a normal person might have and STILL be a fatass. Step one is don't ever give up. Step two is don't ever let people see you feeling sorry for yourself. Disassociate from being an incel.

it could be a family wedding or something for all we know

Yeah sure.. in T-shirts and not suits

it could be a family birthday party in a hired club. we do that over here

Welcome to being incel

Genetic recombination.

GENETIC RECONSTRUCTION EVOLUTION IN PRODUCTIIIOOOON

What‘s genetic recombination again?

It happens when you play hot potato with certain types of missile cores.

Whut

Mogged into the ether

fatcel is volcel

Don‘t assume losing fat would make him much different.

it would

It would probably give him 0.5 or 1 point up

Still mogged to the moon and back

Losing fat won't make him 6 inches taller

6.0 inches = 15.24 centimetres.


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And it‘s not only about height

It will also not change his bone structure and such

No, its fucking surprising that these are even the same species

I refuse to believe these two belong to the same species. Refuse

Tfw mogged by both

Truecel

if they are the same age, I'm guessing Left has special needs with hormone/gland issues

One drinks Soy, can you guess which?

The guy with the recessed jaw in the background lol

holy fuck

literally mogged.jpg

Hook me up with that hottie on the right!

What about the one on the left lol?

I ask the same thing, the cutie on the left seems to have better personality.

*on the right

He just needs a real haircut!

Spend less in videogames and more in your personal appearance. It's not that hard, you misogynist creeps!

I got a haircut yesterday, but no sex! What's up with that?

OMG! You can't wait for sex a little longer?, you sexist!

NOWNOWNOW

Cause he ugly. I'd suck off the other dude in the bathroom in a heartbeat tho.

LoL! You‘re just another roastie that proves every incel theory.

I mean do you actually we don‘t know he is ugly? Of course we do. We are even way uglier than he is.

Then why do you ask?

People are more attracted to more attractive people. What a groundbreaking incel theory.

It was a fucking joke

You roasties don‘t even understand sarcasm

Get out of this sub

What is your sarcasm aiming at then? Literally nobody is saying ugly people are as attractive as... attractive people.

What people are saying is there are in most cases ways to deal with your plainness and still get some action if you're not a complete retard (although NO, you'll never get as much sex as super attractive people, just like you'll never be as successful as super smart people, life is unfair, deal with it).

And HELL yes a lot of girls will fuck sexy guys in their youth, before getting in a long term relationship. You'd do the same. You're like, literally demanding the same.

This is one of the most brutal mogs I have ever seen. Christ

perfect example why assisted suicide should be an option. its over

That motherfucker is a truecel he looks more like a kid then andy milenakus

The kid on the left is going to end up on this sub....

13, or 30?

The kid on the left or the man on the right. Brutal.

I feel sorry for the guy, he seems totally oblivious to how over it is for him.

Yep, not blackpilled yet

omg, i love a dudee with glasses ;O so dreamy!... ;)

So cuuute teheee

"A..Aa...All the guy on the left has to do is shower and get a haircut! Get in shape! Get a good job! I bet he has a poor personality! He might not attract a 10/10 stacy but I'm sure some landwhale will let him be her betabux! T..That's a success!"

While in reality not even a landwhale would want him lol

Left needs to lose weight, build muscle and get contacts

JFL if you‘re serious.

Hed still be less attractive than left but hed still get laid

how is that even possible?

Genetic lottery...

but how? he looks like the average freshman in HS

I get it. It's funny because the guy in the right just showered whereas the guy in the left forgot to!

the guy on the right doesnt even look that good, he just looksmaxed but still looks high trust and low-T. there is always a bigger mog. that's why it's called an AMOG, because he MOGs people in his vicinity.

put him next to Chico and Gandy and he is the one getting mogged

Yep there‘s always another mog

Only incels find Gandy super attractive. He's not bad looking but I don't think most girls find him exceptional.

WTF, All i see is a two beautiful gentelmens.TEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE

Guy on the left is an easy fix.

Lose weight. Get better glasses.

He'll never look like the guy on the right but he can easily get laid if he makes simple changes.

Is he wearing makeup? Because it looks like he's wearing makeup

Don‘t think so

If he is, I wouldn't be surprised.

You she sure this is not his lesbian friend?

guy on the left might legitimately have some sort of hormone deficiency

Who's the guy on the right?

What is identifying as an incel if not a fit of rage and misery against all the reasons you aren't having sex? Plenty of people don't care about having sex. Being an incel is the opposite of not caring about having sex. That's the label you picked, so that is the label you'll be considered under.

You can substitute "stable, loving relationship" for any time I've mentioned sex if you like. Although it's just as hard for women to find that as men and all those social value imbalances disappear, so if you're not on their radar it's something you're doing wrong. Plus, you know, incel doesn't stand for "involuntarily single".

I understand that you got here by undermining yourself. You're still doing it and that's OK, it's difficult to change. But you have to get your head around what you're doing wrong before you can change your behaviour. That starts by being open-minded to solutions and ready to take an honest, hard look at yourself.

I know you don't want to be helped, not on the surface, not even quite a way beneath it. But one day the right chain of long-dormant neurons will fire up and you'll connect with this idea that you can improve your situation.

And yeah, don‘t you guys get why we are incels? It‘s because we are fucking ugly subhuman genetic trash. Is it really that hard to understand?

Yeah you should see me. I am the very personification of fucking ugly subhuman genetic trash. I found all the ways in which to overcome that and live with all of the benefits a normal person might have and STILL be a fatass. Step one is don't ever give up. Step two is don't ever let people see you feeling sorry for yourself. Disassociate from being an incel.