Big if true... Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
I never saw this "/s" faggotry before Reddit. No forum does this. Maybe a cucked one does now post-Reddit's boom in popularity. Did you guys post on Newgrounds before it got PC moderators?
Fuck lol, I'm not an incel, but I'm not a normie or a chad either, and you guys should know that you're about 50x more realistically minded/funny and interesting than the true norms on this absolute shit pile of a website. I'm sorry your lives suck. Slash S makes me want to start stomping necks.
18 comments
1 BetterIncel 2018-05-08
And you guys wonder why you can't get laid, surely it can't be because of your personality. /s
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Wow, I'm speechless right now, that's the best thing that ever happened to me.
1 Mpandingare 2018-05-08
Woah! This comment blew up!
EDIT: rip my inbox LOL
1 dontcomplain1 2018-05-08
And you too
1 extraWill 2018-05-08
Big if true... Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
1 HighlariousJohnson 2018-05-08
This.
1 IsThisRealReddit 2018-05-08
You‘re an amazing artist bro
1 Nintendude280197 2018-05-08
Copypasta
1 IsThisRealReddit 2018-05-08
Kk
1 aheste63 2018-05-08
You forgot what a time to be alive
1 dontcomplain1 2018-05-08
I actually want to punch your face after this triggering normie imposing tbh
1 TwoGendersOneIncel 2018-05-08
r mai argument gud nao?
1 GymcellingisCope1 2018-05-08
It's because they're not socially intelligent, so they have to constantly remind them you're being sarcastic, lest they take offence.
I've noticed that incels are much better at detecting sarcasm, despite us apparently "lacking social skills"
1 completeutterbuffoon 2018-05-08
Incels are better at detecting sarcasm online since we're on the computer so much. Normies are more attuned to nonverbal cues.
1 GymcellingisCope1 2018-05-08
This is true.
1 Trouilefou_ 2018-05-08
Nah, talk to normies IRL at a party or something. They don't get jokes, and they absolutely can't detect sarcasm. They truly are moronic herd animals.
1 damnsong 2018-05-08
Because people on reddit for some reason care what other people think of them. Must be high estrogen or something.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-05-08
“hey, I don’t agree that all white men deserve to die! /s, obviously”
1 TheHangingDuchess 2018-05-08
I never saw this "/s" faggotry before Reddit. No forum does this. Maybe a cucked one does now post-Reddit's boom in popularity. Did you guys post on Newgrounds before it got PC moderators?
1 jaghatarhonor 2018-05-08
There is absolutely nothing NORMAL about IT users and Redditors in general.
1 yodubsmaneo 2018-05-08
Sarcasm isn’t even funny. It’s just cringey just like the /r/funny subreddit
1 Jet20 2018-05-08
1 political_one 2018-05-08
They want us all gassed.
1 Trouilefou_ 2018-05-08
Fuck lol, I'm not an incel, but I'm not a normie or a chad either, and you guys should know that you're about 50x more realistically minded/funny and interesting than the true norms on this absolute shit pile of a website. I'm sorry your lives suck. Slash S makes me want to start stomping necks.