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344  2018-05-08 by Aethelsthetic

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Oh look. Nature at work.

In nature, betas can gang up on alphas and share the spoils. In nature, males can rape with no repercussions.

And we are supposed to be the evolved species. Act like it.

You're just another mare waiting to get bred by Chad. Enough with the evolved species bullshit. We all know that's a lie. The gig is up.

I'm 45, have never been able to have kids, and I was never a one for the Chads of this world. They're too much like hard work.

They're too much like hard work.

Installing Tinder in your smartphone is considered hard work? Do you happen to work in HR as well?

I don't have tinder, because I'm not looking for hook-ups.

tee hee

Oh, you are a silly wee boy, aren't you?

I'm 45 and broken. I'm not interested in the cock carousel.

Because you've already ridden it.

I have had several sexual partners in my life, yes. I was never as bad as you seem to think women are these days though.

why not adopt, then?

Never fit all the criteria that were set out.

when it come to women = it nature...tee hee

when it comes to men = we evolved.

KEK

And in nature, the women are the drab ones and the males are the showy ones. Hence my comment about nature at work.

When it comes to comments about rape and sharing the spoils, we evolved beyond nature.

So much for the male privilege.

Which male privilege? And what did you do to deserve anything other than equality?

Ask your leftist buddies.

I asked you. You're the one who brought it up.

We aren't sexually...

This actually rarely happens. It’s always another Chad overthrowing the supreme Chad. Betacels just fucking die betas.

It can happen though. You can't rule out that possibility in nature.

Can and will happen. In nature beta and alpha can be a flexible thing. It is not as static as we think it is. For example a chad alpha lion that hurts his ankle or is getting old or whatever can easily get overthrown by another lion. Hierarchies change all the time

Not really. In many animals there are genetic differences between alphas and betas. Therefore the person in charge is usually an alpha.

Sure it happens but it’s not as common as the guy made it seem to be.

No repercussions other than the constant threat of getting your head kicked in by people stronger than you.

You want to advocate that? Doesn't seem like a winning position for incels, tho it would speed along the ultimate process.

There are more betas than alphas. Its a numbers game, in nature.

The betas bicker among themselves while the alphas are kicking their heads in, in nature.

By the way, human society exists, in nature.

It's just so funny you think overthrowing the current power structure would somehow put you at an advantage. Since when are the weakest of society dominant? The current power structure actually protects you but you do not have the insight to realize it.

This guy knows what he's talking about.

where do you actually see this in nature? Stop using nature when you mean in your fantasies of beta monkeys uprising.

What happens in nature stays in nature.

won airahS

Why do you seem so happy to bring that up?

Care to argue against his point?

he's wrong to seem to be happy about it.

Don't see any signs of being happy, making something out of nothing as per usual

That's called life. Everyone's stressed once in a while but you can't honestly argue every relationship, every marriage is unhappy.

:( In nature, betas can gang up on alphas and share the spoils. In nature, males can rape with no repercussions. :(

In nature males also rape other males.

In nature, betas can gang up on alphas and share the spoils.

lol hard cope

Still dreaming of the "beta uprising"?

Dude wtf

Its true.

Well I know that. Do you think that means men can rape women or? Genuinely curious, I thought the whole “men have the right to any woman” idea was just an incel stereotype

Former

So that’s a yes?

Are you a foid?

That all depends on what definition of the word you are using.

I don't care.

Yes?

Yes, the female nature is evil.

And yet the males seem to be the ones who commit the most evil of crimes the most often. Funny that.

I'm just messing with you. Be my mum pls.

I do seem to end up as everyone's mum. Just no weird shit please.

How big are your milkies mommy?

And here we have the prime example of what I class as "weird shit".

UK.

Milkies aren't weird, mommy.

But a grown-ass man wanting to suckle on my tits sexually while calling me "mummy" is just straight-up weird.

Adult babies are not my fetish.

grown ass-man


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

Only men are allowed to have standards.

Men have preferences, women have requirements.

Some bullshit semantics game you are playing. The self delusion is strong.

Incels: Strict standards for women, no standards for themselves.

low iq comment

what strict standards do incels have for women according to you? and

Perfect innie vagina, virgin who saved herself just for you, teehee, worships you, lets you treat her like shit, can overlook the fact that you offer absolutely nothing.

innie vagina is a meme

virgin requirement is a meme

lol no incel ever requires a women to worhship him, where did you get that from

incel are 100% the democraphic that is least likely to treat a women like shit, and i never heard a incel say " i liked her but she didnt let me treat her shit". also its clear that women dont mind guys who threat them like shit. i would even say its a +

i agree however with the last point. In a world the only thing that matters is your height and your looks, incel do have in fact very little to offer. The only thing they can offer is being a betabuxx,which doesnt really count

Women only get pregnant once 9 months with various health risks and men can potentially impregnate thousands of women in the same period, what reason would we have to be selective?

Isn't that an argument for women? Pregnancy is a big deal, why shouldn't they be picky about their partners and the potential dads of their children?

True. They are, but they are only picky about physical characteristics of a male. Height/build/face etc.

Doesnt matter if he is dumb as a rock or an outright agressive felon(Jeremy Meeks).

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Jeremy Meeks

So because there are exceptions it's the ultimate truth for all? You do realize that's not how the world works, right? There are unattractive men in happy relationships and marriages all around you, they are everywhere. Women don't care for the looks if it's about finding someone who's good not only to them but to potential kids, someone who is kind and loving, supportive and witty and all that good shit.
Most people (that includes women) don't like being abused, no matter how the abuser looks. If there are women who stay in abusive relationship there are a lot of reasons for that and for most it's not "but at least he is attractive". Such hostility towards a whole gender just because there are some sad and messed up exceptions is so awful to see and read here everywhere.

The guy was hot, women made a meme out of it, the end This guys 🙄

cOLDar

Lol women aren’t nearly this mean. I’m 6’2 in a fraternity at ASU and it seems like y’all would hate anyone who resembles me. Hell even tinder I got over 600 matches it’s not that hard just treat women like human beings. https://imgur.com/a/AB8RPaF

Fucking KEK

Lmao no wonder y’all can’t get laid you ugly af!!! This is pure entertainment y’all are pathetic hahaha

You can see that this gentleman has an outstanding personality and is highly intelligent. No wonder fibmales love him!

Haha man dont cut yourself on that fedora Pedro. Y’all sit here and whine about not getting laid instead of fixing yourself. You guys are pathetic

You didn't fix your embarrassingly low intelligence, so why should I have to fix my hyperkeratinization of the pilo sebaceous unit?

You done with the pretentious language? You can look up every damn synonym in the thesaurus but it don’t change the fact you’re unattractive and at the bottom since you can’t get a date to save your life. Keep projecting your vast vocabulary to mask your dating failures. I’ll give you a hint, pretending to be a genius don’t get you laid chief

No, you really are dumb. Ask around...you'll find that everyone else agrees with me.

And you're not only stupid, you're obnoxious. You're the kind of guy every other guy would love to deck...and somebody will some day, if they haven't already.

You're living proof of everything we say on here. All it takes to get laid is looking physically attractive. You can be the most useless cesspool of stupidity (like you) and get laid, so long as you have the proper physical genetics.

You deserve an inoperable tumor at the base of your spine.

Hahahah oh man you are salty. If it makes you feel better I’m studying accounting so not as dumb as you think I am. Btw I also play piano (Chopin is my fav composer)

And I haven’t been decked cause people actually like me and enjoy my company. you’re the kinda guy who has such an insufferable personality that you blame everyone except yourself on your problems. Try working out, stop blaming women on your failures, and grow a backbone

Being a literal retard doesn't preclude you from studying. Only a retard thinks that studying something (and failing at it) means you're smart.

Your posts speak for themselves. Again, ask around. You're a dolt. An obnoxious dolt.

I’m doing quite well in school but hey man your non existent intellect don’t change the fact your still ugly and can’t get people to like you! Keep hiding behind your insecurity and projecting because it’s exhausting. Maybe talk to a therapist before you become the next Elliot Rodgers. I’ll see you on the cover of Newsweek for shooting up a sorority house. Take care you troglodyte

*nonexistent

*Doesn't.

*you're

*Elliott Rodger

You would have difficulty passing third grade. No joke.

How the fuck did this retard get into ASU? I'm sure he'll come back with "that's not how I write for assignments", but I've never believed that excuse. If you habitually type like this outside school, then you're habitually going to do so in school.

Is this retard really bragging about studying accounting?

Go for it dude, I play too and Chopin is fucking epic.

Go for it dude. Chopin is fucking epic!

As long as you stay in your tiny echo chamber you'll continue to believe that. I'll ask this: what do non-incels (the vast majority of the worlds population) think of you?

They think you're a piece of shit don't they? No wonder, look at how you comment and how you think. People think you're a piece of shit because you ARE a piece of shit.

You mean, "what do delusional idiots on the internet think of me?"

Well, those types of people don't like me very much. I think that's a good thing.

The only delusional idiots out there are your fellow incels. They're the only ones who like you. The sane people, all the ones that you reject the wisdom of, see you for the human sewage you are.

Wow, I'm "human sewage" all because I don't agree with you that women are dainty little flower princesses.

I can't imagine what I would be if I drove drunk, raped, tortured, killed, etc.

Oh wait...as long as it doesn't involve a Womyn, that's not as bad.

Nah you'd still be human sewage. There's an awful lot of it out there.

Self-righteous like Bill Cosby, I see.

I would be willing to bet a large sum of money you have done some heinous things in your life. The most self-righteous people are invariably hiding something sinister. Always.

Hahaha and just like you accused me of doing earlier you are making blanket statements about me when in reality you don't have a clue.

It's a lot sadder that you keep using flimsier and flimsier arguments instead of not replying.

I didn't try to summarize your whole life. I'm sure that despite being a heinous piece of shit, you have done some good things for people on occasion. So has Bill Cosby. So did Hitler.

But you are characterizing my whole life. You call me a heinous piece of shit without a shred of evidence. Quite laughable actually, it's a good insight into how you view yourself.

No, I'm summarizing the kind of person you are. You are also embarrassingly dumb. Not all psychopaths are intelligent, I'm afraid.

>without a shred of evidence

Self-righteousness is evidence. I've lost count of the number of times I've seen people who act like you exposed for their heinous behavior. You're trying to distract people from who you really are. "If I accuse others of being heinous, they won't suspect me!"

Haha excellent diagnosis doctor. I had no idea you are a bona fide psychologist.

Wait, you're not. You're just a sad lonely person sitting behind a keyboard, trying to spread your poison to the rest of the world. It's not working.

THIS:

Nah you'd still be human sewage. There's an awful lot of it out there.

Is self-righteous. It's psychopathic SJW shit. It's exactly the type of shit you saw from all the SJW journalists who later went down for sexual assault.

You don't need a (bogus) degree to notice patterns.

Again you are comparing me to people I am nothing alike. You have barely interacted with me at all and you think you can typecast me into a mold. You're pathetic. You're childish. Your brain is so cross wired you can't tell how fucked up you are. Nothing you say makes a lick of sense. Your insults are weak, kindergartners can and have come up with better.

You will live a lonely incel, you will die a lonely incel, and the only people to notice your passing will be the government, because they document everyone. No one will ever care about you if you continue this path of blinding hate.

Stop it. Stop being a miserable wretch. Become the best person you can be.

Those insults mean nothing when they're coming from a guy I recognize is a psychopath. Your comments are a joke.

Now you're just taking what I say. You don't have a single original thought of your own. Seriously, it's like your some incel living life in a little echo chamber.

The only way I know how to reform people like you is with a shotgun but unfortunately it's illegal. Feel free to spend the rest of your life being an ignorant miserable prick.

but it don’t change

Stop listening to mumble rap. It's rotted your brain.

God youre a caricature of a man

Yes cause being an incel whining about women obviously is the standard of manhood. Im enjoying myself around “stacies” while y’all jerk off to Elliot Rodgers. Have fun neckbeards, try working on your looks and personality then maybe just maybe you’ll get people to like you

Face, height, and race is all that matter to women.

You have all three. No offense but you could be a total raging asshole with 0 personality and still get laid like crazy.

I have a similar physique as yours but Im 5'8", have a receding hairline, and i look arab (the most hated men here in the west)

I have like no matches on tinder and women dont even give me enought IOI to even approach them.

Curious, whats your Tinder profile say about you? As in what did you write in your bio.

i tried all permutations, nothing really works.

Whats on their now?

Sometimes Tinder just doesn't work for certain people. I can't get a looksmatch on Tinder, but do fine in real life. I've never met a guy in my city that is out of college and does well on Tinder.

I hate to tell you this but unless you're good looking and swiped right on, no one is going to read your bio. The app discourages such behavior.

JUST FUCKING LOL

Boy was I disappointed seeing your face after seeing your body

Lmao so why don’t u post a pic of yourself? And I’m quite attractive considering that I’m pretty successful in real life and on a fucking dating app. You’re just butthurt youre ugly.

After seeing your body I was expecting you to look a little more masculine and intimidating, that's all. Don't let it bother you :)

Again why don’t u post a pic of yourself? It’s okay, I know having low testosterone and struggling with women can be rough. If 600+ attractive women match with me on tinder then that’s the best objectivity one can get. Your opinion isn’t really valid at this point

I don't even have 600 friends on a fake FB profile

White.

6'2

Good looking

"Its not that hard bruh"

None of your success has remotely anything to do with your personality , and none of it has come with effort of your own. You won a lottery, and you're proud of that? Lmao fuck off moron

You realize u actually gotta talk to women to fuck them? And they can tell if you have a shit personality so no it’s not just looks. But you wouldn’t know that cause you treat women like some rare goddess you can’t acquire. imma help you out, start working out, drop the misogyny and maybe you’ll actually snag a date

This is seen across many species of birds. The females are dull and brown because it's better for them to be camouflaged so they can survive and raise offspring. The males are typically brighter so they can attract a mate.

They're dull to us. To the male birds, she might be Stacey.

Lol bright males, what an advantage. More alluring to females vs more visible to predators.

Cry more

Some bullshit semantics game you are playing. The self delusion is strong.

You didn't fix your embarrassingly low intelligence, so why should I have to fix my hyperkeratinization of the pilo sebaceous unit?

No, you really are dumb. Ask around...you'll find that everyone else agrees with me.

And you're not only stupid, you're obnoxious. You're the kind of guy every other guy would love to deck...and somebody will some day, if they haven't already.

You're living proof of everything we say on here. All it takes to get laid is looking physically attractive. You can be the most useless cesspool of stupidity (like you) and get laid, so long as you have the proper physical genetics.

You deserve an inoperable tumor at the base of your spine.

but it don’t change

Stop listening to mumble rap. It's rotted your brain.