Reminder taking taking the bible literally just makes you a religious nut head.
You mean like Isaac Newton, Robert Boyle, "father of chemistry," Carl Linnaeus, "father of modern taxonomy" (Linnaean taxonomy), Michael Faraday (electromagnetism and electrochemistry, the "Faraday cage"), Gregor Mendel, a Christian monk ("father of modern genetics," Mendelian inheritance), etc, etc, etc.
What does not believing in the Bible get you? That just means you take figuratively passages about men ruling over women, etc, and end up being ruled by women, sodomites, and foreigners (illegal immigrants, refugees, etc), just as the Bible describes as the punishment for not believing the Bible literally.
these are stories handed down by thousands of generations of humans who lived without the distraction of TV or the Internet and had to confront reality on a daily basis what do they know about anything
What? Eve didn’t fuck the serpent... and they actually weren’t allowed to fuck in the garden but they could after so she kept him from being a cuck? Your ignorance and lust for hatred is showing
I can't wait to see the thread on IncelTears enlighten us on why this joke doesn't work and that we shouldn't take the bible literally. They're so intelligent.
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1 HeSheWhoThirst 2018-05-08
Reminder taking taking the bible literally just makes you a religious nut head.
1 asdasalesforce 2018-05-08
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1 BetterIncel 2018-05-08
Enjoy rotting in hell for all eternity.
1 Incel9876 2018-05-08
You mean like Isaac Newton, Robert Boyle, "father of chemistry," Carl Linnaeus, "father of modern taxonomy" (Linnaean taxonomy), Michael Faraday (electromagnetism and electrochemistry, the "Faraday cage"), Gregor Mendel, a Christian monk ("father of modern genetics," Mendelian inheritance), etc, etc, etc.
What does not believing in the Bible get you? That just means you take figuratively passages about men ruling over women, etc, and end up being ruled by women, sodomites, and foreigners (illegal immigrants, refugees, etc), just as the Bible describes as the punishment for not believing the Bible literally.
1 TropicalStormJim 2018-05-08
You sound like the type of person that makes up excuses to not read, regardless of the book in question.
1 avx2 2018-05-08
So God was trying to warn us about this shit from the start but we still blamed ourselves. God damn.
1 maskedcel 2018-05-08
These are stories. I feel sorry for people who cope with religion.
This hurts a bit because Mom is a Christian.
1 asdasalesforce 2018-05-08
Yeah good point
1 maskedcel 2018-05-08
Do you believe in God?
1 asdasalesforce 2018-05-08
Lol what incel could possibly believe in God?
I do believe in men observing the roastie nature of females and passing down cautionary tales tho.
1 maskedcel 2018-05-08
So that's your interpretation of the story? Ok then.
1 asdasalesforce 2018-05-08
Ok then.
1 maskedcel 2018-05-08
You made me laugh, if that counts for anything.
1 asdasalesforce 2018-05-08
Bringing a smile to an incel is perhaps the greatest gift of charity a man can perform. I'm honored.
1 dadjokes_bot 2018-05-08
Hi honored, I'm dad!
1 asdasalesforce 2018-05-08
No.
1 maskedcel 2018-05-08
Haha. Nice one, dadjokes_bot.
Your programmer is a genius. Corny, but a genius.
1 damnsong 2018-05-08
The story is literally about how women screw everything up. Greco-Roman mythology had shit tons of it.
1 maskedcel 2018-05-08
I was just asking. No judgement.
1 thatzombieoverthere 2018-05-08
God smite these thots.
1 LadiesLovetheBalls1 2018-05-08
No wonder she chucked him. It’s over for that baby-faced manlet framecel.
1 XenoditReborn 2018-05-08
Reminder that blackpilled jews wrote those stories. Nowadays their females have cucked them and turned them into circumcized betaboys
1 Ironcrusher38 2018-05-08
History of Abrahamic religions. I hate them so much. Virtue signalling religious cunts are the worst.
1 thatzombieoverthere 2018-05-08
For what (((they))) have done to the west, it was well deserved.
1 Taysby 2018-05-08
What? Eve didn’t fuck the serpent... and they actually weren’t allowed to fuck in the garden but they could after so she kept him from being a cuck? Your ignorance and lust for hatred is showing
1 asdasalesforce 2018-05-08
It's a story stop being such an autistic faggot.
1 ILiekPlantz 2018-05-08
And this isn't even the only religion in which women fuck things up.
1 asdasalesforce 2018-05-08
Tale as old as time.
1 Uggocel 2018-05-08
I can't wait to see the thread on IncelTears enlighten us on why this joke doesn't work and that we shouldn't take the bible literally. They're so intelligent.
1 asdasalesforce 2018-05-08
Transgender inceltear posters have forsaken God they are in no position to comment
1 TGxRedPlayer 2018-05-08
Dickcel lol
1 finnanut27 2018-05-08
She's a grotesque landwhale too
1 kaczynski_machine 2018-05-08
He didn't give her his rib. God took it from Adam and made Eve from it.
1 Godhelpus1990 2018-05-08
Literally eh
1 asdasalesforce 2018-05-08
So says the good book
1 tfl38yrs 2018-05-08
All hips no tits.
1 M16-andPregnant 2018-05-08
In Islam God states that Adam and Eve were both equally at fault.