DICK PILL: Woman wants to break up with Chad boyfriend because of his small penis

40  2018-05-07 by BonePressed

77 comments

lol niggas can't win

jfl if your dick length is in the single digits in inches in 2018

She could talk to him about doing some other stuff on the bed other than just penetration

femoids want to get rammed by Chad's monster cock

BBC anti-white theory proven wrong again.

Men are objects to women.

all women are superficial, no exceptions

I agree.

Eh, sure

The most overlooked detail here is he loses interest right after. I bet she'd be completely happy if he helped finish her off too after he came.

Maybe she should pull herself up by her bootstraps and do it herself like a real patriot

If the girl came in 2 seconds and left him with a boner, he wouldnt be to happy either.

she would climax faster than him from penetration if he had a big enough cock

most women can't orgasm from penis-in-vagina penetration because most men simply aren't big enough

Ya so eat her out or buy a vibrator or do literally anything lol. Having a small dick is a disadvantage but if you put in the effort it's fine. My gf gets me off way more than most guys and she doesnt even have a dick.

which Chad abused you to make you a "lesbian"?

lesbianism is unnatural because the vagina was made to be penetrated by a PENIS. These homosexuals need to learn how sex works

Never been in an abusive relationship lol. I was loved by one of the most amazing people I've ever met, that's what "made me" a lesbian.

I mean we use sex toys sometimes so some penetration lol. No reason to hate, I know you'd love to watch rofl šŸ˜ˆ

no one wants to watch you and your fat rolls you purple haired militant dyke

Lol if you are gonna fling unessecary insults at me atleast use correct ones. I mean I used to be anorexic so maybe like "nobody wants to see your bony body" or something.

We could also just try to be nice and love each other šŸ’œ

PHUCK U BONY BITCH

BTFO NOBODY WANTS TO SEE UR UGLY ROAST FLAPS AND THAT SKINNY TITLESS BODY MIXED WITH ANOTHER FILTHY SMELLY MANLY LOOKING ROAST THAT HAS SHORT BLUE HAIR GROSS PIG FILTH SWINE DOG GRRRRRRRRRR

Wtf

Is that last part a standing offer? You two could give me some tips on my personality while you're at it.

Find us at a music festival near you.

lesbian means you don't like dick, yet you use a sex toy designed to replicate a penis

hmmm

Well I'm bi haha and I never said a phallic object was a bad way to please a woman. I said if you have a small one then look for other methods.

Incredibly easy for you to say poptart.

yeah thats because you're a lesbo roastie whose gf probably uses big plastic tyrone up your roastie hole

Who the fuck is mary1j?

Some random girl on the internet

roastie

a flappy stanky roastie

Well fucking said

No chance in 2018

women are thoughtless beasts and they desire the biggest cock to please their animalistic desire. JFL if you don't have an 8 incher in 2018

8 inches is too big for some women.

8.0 inches = 20.32 centimetres.


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""""""some""" women aka the extreme minority

My friends and I must be apart of the extreme minority! Iā€™m small, 8 inches literally hurts.

"teehee 8 inches is too big for me. I only want 7.5 inches xD"

Considering how many women are fat these days, you need to penetrate three inches of fat just to enter the vagina. So 8 inches to a fat woman would be like 5 inches to a skinny woman.

I've heard some women have a shorter vagina where a longer penis will bottom out causing painful bruising to the cervix.

Thickness seems to be more of a factor in inducing vaginal pleasure than length, 5.5 to 6 inches in girth is ideal. Besides, many women can't orgasm from penetration alone, and can only orgasm from clitoral stimulation, some can't even orgasm from any type of sex. This guy just needs to eat her pussy for a good hour.

Well, this is true to some women like myself. It is painful in certain ways, maybe I'm just too small but it is. I do think that thickness is more of a factor but also, too much of anything is just painful and pain is not enjoyable. At least for me.

You're so tiny and petite, I always imagined even a pinky finger feeling large with you.

From what I gather on penis size forums, men with average girth like 4.8 to 5 inches say they always feel a little extra room inside when they have sex with women. So it is theorized that 5.5 to 6 inches girth might be ideal. 5.5 for intermediate, average for virgins, and 6.0 inches for advanced. Of course vaginas adapt fairly quickly even if there is pain the first time, and lube would make things go easier. Women say they like that full stretched sensation that a thick penis provides, and 5 inches girth won't provide it with most women I believe. Yet you are very petite, so... Wipes sweat from forehead with trembling hand

Well, what I'm saying is that too much of anything is unwanted, at least for me, I don't get women that are like "the bigger the better!! giant! monster! that's how I like it!" because to me, I just think about the pain it might cause. I have adapted fairly well, but still, it can be bothersome when done wrong. And unlike many people think, vaginas don't stretch that much unless you have a baby, and that's completely understandable. It does adapt but it doesn't become a bottomless pit, specially is your cavity is short, you might get a bit wider but your cervix ain't going anywhere, unless not without force and pain.

I am small, you know I'm skinny and not that tall, which is why I suppose it's about the person, maybe this girl is by all means bigger than her boyfriend, or ex boyfriend.

Very true, it hits my wall if itā€™s too long and is VERY painful. And youā€™re right on girth, we like that way better than length. I donā€™t know the ā€œidealā€ girth, 5.5-6 sounds huge though! Ouch. But I could be wrong.

5 inches is average girth.

Probably a good way to find the perfect size is to experiment with sex toys of different sizes. 5.5 is slightly above average, and kind of intermediate. 6.0 would take some practice. But some women have wider vaginas and can take 6 inches girth with ease.

I've read reviews on Amazon for male sex toys from women. Lol. The big sex toys with a lot if girth are very popular.

You literally are. You and your friends are exceptions, as we tend to choose friends like us it's truly not that impressive that your friends feel the same way about it as you do.

Iā€™m not, though. I know PLENTY of women who donā€™t want that long of a penis. Itā€™s more about girth, and even then we donā€™t like TOO thick, you incels are so naive when it comes to what women want.

Firstly I'm not an Incel, you shouldn't assume shit and secondly anecdotes simply are meaningless. I can tell you all about how my ex blasted my ass about my length lying to me about it not being a problem then cheating on me and telling everybody and their fucking mother about it. I can tell you of the multitudes of women I know who do indeed care. Who have and laugh about it or have turned me down because of it in a multitude of terrible fucking ways.

I'm also bisexual, and you know what I've learned? Men are faaar more accepting and best of all honest about it. If they don't like your length, they'll let you know usually in a respectful way not fucking lie to your face and pretend like its okay when it clearly isn't. This is not to say men don't do that plenty of them do, but my major overall point to you is this:

Has my personal experience changed your mind in anyway? Has it made you see the error of your ways and go "wow, ya know this persons right. Clearly if they have been through all of this this must mean that my assumptions about my gender has been generally incorrect and I should reevaluate my point of view." Did that happen? No? Well then why the fuck do you think you telling me about you and your friends will change shit about my opinion?

Think > speak

Yet you typed this long explanation out, for what? The difference between me and you is Iā€™m not saying ALL women are the same as me and the women around me. Iā€™m not an exception, and the women you described arenā€™t exceptions, either. There are plenty who are bitches and their are plenty like me. Stop jumping to conclusions about women because of your shitty experiences with them. I bet their are men who are assholes about length, too.

Lol my point went whoosh right over your head poptart.

When in this conversation did I ever say "all women are like that?" When? I would say generally speaking, women like it bigger. That what I would say, that's my claim. Not "all women prefer it bigger." Two of my female exes genuinely didn't care, I know they didn't. We split for different reasons. I have a friend who I would consider a best friend, and we have had sex. She genuinely doesn't care, I know she doesn't. And I believe you when you say you don't care either, or that you prefer relatively smaller size to larger. And that's all fine, it's just fine.

But it shows your incredibly ineptitude and inability to wrong when you can find nothing but arguments in my wave of agreements I just presented to you. It's saddening and disappointing that you just cannot be wrong to the point where you will ignore my perfectly reasonable and in my opinion respectful point of view if nothing else at least understand it.

But nope, it's just: "MY ARGUMENT IS AN ASSUMPTION ABOUT YOU SAYING ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

You were telling me Iā€™m LITERALLY part of a small exception of women. You. Are. Wrong. About. That. I donā€™t mind being wrong! And youā€™re totally right about those women existing! But us women that are not mean about it do exist so YOU stop jumping to assumptions. Iā€™m not attacking you, youā€™re so defensive. And I get your point, but Iā€™m still telling you youā€™re wrong about your first point.

You were telling me Iā€™m LITERALLY part of a small exception of women. You. Are. Wrong. About. That.

Jesus Christ, firstly how do you know I'm wrong about that? Because you have friends that don't feel that way? How many friends, 5 maybe 10 close ones you see on a regular basis? And where you from cupcake, the US? You realize there's what, 325 million people at least half being women? You're basing your opinion off of your personal experience and an assumption, I'm basing mine off of both that and statistics. The general consensus being the preferred size is slightly above average, around 6" or so. This does not equate to "all women are like that" me actively admitting exceptions discredits your accusation that I'm accusing all women of being like that.

I donā€™t mind being wrong!

I urge you to carefully go over our conversation again real slowly and really try to understand my point of view. If you can't see how you've been incorrectly assuming my positions and twisting my words then I genuinely don't know what to tell you.

And youā€™re totally right about those women existing! But us women that are not mean about it do exist so YOU stop jumping to assumptions.

I never denied women like that exist my dear. I explicitly stated they do, and used my two exes and my friend as examples.

Iā€™m not attacking you, youā€™re so defensive. And I get your point, but Iā€™m still telling you youā€™re wrong about your first point.

I'm defensive because you're incomprehensibly irrational about this and you truly are not understanding my point of view. You have accused me of saying all women are like that and over generalizing shit when I have continually made it clear that I wasn't doing that.

Edit: and ffs donā€™t do the whole REEEEEEEEEE bullshit, you will become an incel if you keep doing that stupid shit.

I'll say whatever the fuck I want.

I am not reading all this. I simply told you youā€™re wrong, JFC. You must be even more bored than me!

Have a good day.

Wow. You disappoint and disgust me and you should really stop going on a forum for virgins with your shit advice. Go fuck yourself.

Quit typing out damn books!! You were taking this to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

Listen: Iā€™m not wrong, but neither are you. All I was fucking saying was Iā€™m not part of a small exception. THAT IS IT. I KNOW you are right!! But 8 inches?! NO!! Thatā€™s all I was saying, for the love of god.

I know reading seems to be difficult for you but that's not my problem. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink.

If you're just so bored why not take the time to actually read it over? Look, you actually go back and read it over and I will apologize for saying nasty shit, how's that? But you gotta actually take the time to read.

Iā€™m actually not bored currently, could be the lack of good responses.

Youā€™re not wrong. I know. My original point was saying that a small minority of women do not want 8 inches and over. Thatā€™s it. Can you sit here and tell me the large majority of women want 8 inches and over? If so, then weā€™re going to have to agree to disagree. Weā€™re two different people that have lived two totally separate lives and have our own life experiences, but my point in in direct argument to Incels who say these things to degrade us and justify their loneliness. I KNOW they are miserable, but they canā€™t get away with blaming everything on society and people who have done absolutely nothing to them.

Jesus you haven't even read my points! you just keep responding with "you're not wrong tee hee I know but I'm this and I'm that and I believe that and blahblahblah."

Also I just checked your history out of curiosity. You just Fucking said you were bored at work

Your point?

Now Iā€™m leaving work. Maybe Iā€™ll respond later but probs not. Sorry.

You're just an idiot lol there's nothing I can even say at this point you just refuse to read anything.

And bloody hell I JUST FUCKING SAID I DO NOT BELIEVE MOST WOMEN WANT 6 INCHES OR OVER STOP ASKING ME THE SAME FUCKING QUESTIONS AND NOT READING MY RESPONSES.

Sorry, seriously. Can we just end this? I think weā€™re both on the same page but you keep yelling at me and calling me stupid so I just donā€™t see the point of arguing anymore.

You're not even arguing. You're just talking.

Tbh Iā€™m pretty burned out from this page, it takes a toll on you after awhile. I know, no one asked me to be here, I think this may be my exit. So Iā€™m sorry you got the last little bit of flame I have, itā€™s dwindling and barely keeping lit.

In all honesty, you seem like a very put together person and I think this page needs more people like you. You actually fight with facts and not ā€œwell ur a woman so ur dumbā€ so keep doing that. Again, Iā€™m sorry Iā€™m not reading your points, I honestly agree with you from what I did read. Ok?

You are under no obligation to talk to me, I just wish you would. Seriously, I want you to read what I wrote because when you come here and offer up your advice yet refuse to actually partake in any sort of engagement of criticism it leaves your mind in an echo chamber and ruins in my opinion your overall understanding of other perspectives.

I left a lot of personal information on here that I want to delete so I don't necessarily want to keep this conversation up much longer, but I'll leave it up for an entire day. I urge you to find the time to seriously go over it and come back to me with your thoughts. If not I ultimately don't care, and wish you the best.

I've yet to meet one that doesn't like 8"

I donā€™t. I know plenty that donā€™t. My vagina length is short and 8 inches would hurt so bad.

There's always something a girl won't like in non-chads that make them invisible to her

OUCH

Incels: We have no sexual experience with women.

Women: We want men who will put in the time and effort to satisfy us.

Incels: You only want men with big cocks.

Women: Thatā€™s not what Iā€”

Incels: You only want BBCs.

Women: You just said you had no experience, so Iā€™m trying toā€”

Incels: Itā€™s over! Women will never want us because we have small penises!

yeah that's a load of shit. ive been in that guys position before and it fucking sucks. same bitch also cheated on me.

At least read the post first.

blocked for retardation

you get all of your sex knowledge from watching your girlfriend with other men

it is over for dicklets

Lolll

this basically happened to my minus the relationship. im also a curry chadpreetcel though

Same. 6.3ā€ with 6ā€ girth isnā€™t enough these days apparently.

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A girl said your sick wasn't big enough and your dick is over 6 inches with 6 inch girth? Lmao it's over af

Word for word when we broke up: Iā€™m gonna find someone longer and thicker than youā€, bear in mind she was a roastie with n count of 20+ tho

Men are objects to women. Smh

Already been inside her thus utterly irrelevant to incels.

tfw 5 inches is "really very small". i'm 6 inches even, so even if i managed to get with someone, she'd leave me because i couldn't satisfy her. preposition theory confirmed. it's over.

This is literally one chick who doesn't prefer that size.

one of the billions like here, ik :/:/:/

After spending 25+ years getting rammed by 8in+ cocks that's all femoids want anymore. They're fucking born degenerates.

lol if 5in is "really really small" for a chad then 4in for a sub4 like must be invisible lololololol

It makes me sad that so many women want to be filled and split in half by big dick.

God help you if you are a single, straight Asian male in the states.

Meanwhile, if we make a single satirical comment about unaesthetic labia on the internet, we get death threats.

Even if you become a Chad, it's still over if you don't have a dick that's 8+ inches.

LMS? More like FHD - Face, height, dick.

Once again if you're sub 8, it's over.

This is why I preach fore play if you can't do the deed with your member alone

I think her problem is that he lasts only a few minutes and is probably pretty selfish in bed if thats the case.

He is probably selfish because he is hot and feels he doesn't have to work to keep a woman satisfied. This "chad" is losing his woman because he is a selfish lover, not just because his dick is small.

If a guy dated a super hot girl that did nothing by lie on her back in bed, he would get bored with her sexually too after a year.

That happened with my ex. She'd lay there and I'd have to do all the work, whenever she tried anything it went poorly so we'd go back to missionary. I'd be drenched in sweat after climax or would get too exhausted to finish.

It's not his small penis. It's the fact that he doesn't use his fingers or tongue to get her off after he's done. He only cares about his own pleasure, and has zero interest in hers. She's absolutely justified in breaking up with a guy who won't even finger her to get her off!

Can you imagine if the situations were reversed? If every time a guy and a girl wanted to have sex, the guy would go down on the girl for 45 minutes so that she'd cum like an animal, but as soon as he wanted to put it in or even just get a hand job she'd lose all interest?! It would be a "proof that women are evil" post for r/Braincels

I think the real problem is he finishes in a few minutes. Girls take at least 10-15 minutes to get warmed up before they can even cum.

Then why the fuck mention the size at all.

Lol top 10% is gettibg old. Now you also need a monster cock. I guess top 3% is more accurate

<1%

Dicklets are on sui watch

PHUCK U BONY BITCH

Find us at a music festival near you.

8 inches is too big for some women.

BTFO NOBODY WANTS TO SEE UR UGLY ROAST FLAPS AND THAT SKINNY TITLESS BODY MIXED WITH ANOTHER FILTHY SMELLY MANLY LOOKING ROAST THAT HAS SHORT BLUE HAIR GROSS PIG FILTH SWINE DOG GRRRRRRRRRR

Considering how many women are fat these days, you need to penetrate three inches of fat just to enter the vagina. So 8 inches to a fat woman would be like 5 inches to a skinny woman.

I donā€™t. I know plenty that donā€™t. My vagina length is short and 8 inches would hurt so bad.

I am not reading all this. I simply told you youā€™re wrong, JFC. You must be even more bored than me!

Have a good day.