"Hey baby, *heavy fucked up breathing* wanna see my personality?!?!"

99  2018-05-07 by poetcel

35 comments

It looks like a tornado hit the middle of his face.

kek'd

Definitely an F5

He accidentally shot himself while playing with his gun.

This mugshot is when he was arrested for masturbating loudly in front of his neighbors.

tornadocel

Wasn't he in the Mos Eisley cantina

Anyone here legitimately uglier than this mug post your pic

Only fakecels post pics.

REAL

Negative canthal tilt, mogs me

im about as ugly as this guy it kills me each time i dare look at my face

Just Swirl me in photoshop fam

rofl

Good thing he's white.

F

"OMG look at Chads PCT!! FUCK ME CHAD FUCK ME Teehee"

He obviously just needs a haircut

Good advice

The real question, from a homosexual perspective is, what does his cock look like? If he has a nice cock, just put a bag on his head. Seriously.

GTFO

Fuck off normie

When your nostrils are your philtrum

He's cute teehee

Just look at that insane PCT, he must be slaying!

When the Kamui messes up.

Mogs me.

[X] DOUBT

He's white. I'm ethnic with subhuman looks. Of course he mogs me.

when you haven't showered

Nothing a nice hat and a positive attitude cant fix

ear mogs me

Wow, this is a hell of a guy to compare yourselves to. He's disfigured because he shot himself in the face. And his personality suuuuuucks:

"A resident ordered to stop performing sex acts next to his open apartment windows tried to 'burn the property to the ground in protest at the ban'.

Kenneth Haskins, 58, was told by the building managers that he had to stop performing the sex acts where his neighbours could see him.

But, allegedly believing he had been treated unjustly, Haskins is accused of then setting fire to his apartment in Tampa, Florida, in revenge.

Fire fighters were then called to the scene at the Mar Plaza Apartments in East Temple Heights Road.

They discovered smoke was billowing from one of the apartments on the first floor which was well alight. It took 20 minutes for crews to extinguish the blaze.

An investigation revealed that the fire originated in two separate areas - a bedroom and the kitchen - inside Haskins' apartment, according to a police report. Fire investigators determined that flammable liquids were spread to start the blaze.

A resident of one of the apartments told police that his neighbour, Kenneth Haskins, 58, admitted starting the fire, according to an arrest report"

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552124/Pervert-shot-face-arrested-torching-Florida-apartment-block.html#ixzz5EsHDHlcr

if he was chad they'd be fine with his sex acts by the window

'not my type'

this is a REAL incel

nigga looks like one of the aliens from the cantina band

Just shave bro