Women: Size doesnt matter, it's how you use it

42  2018-05-07 by genetically_cursed

Goes and buys biggest dildo in sex shop

7 comments

I will never understand what people mean by that platitude.

it really means being able to last a long time

I know what you think it means [morgan freeman voice]

MFW she busts out her dildo and it's twice the size of my cawk.

"Lets see how far i can fit this 9inch toy thats as wide as a pop can between my roast beef curtains! Oh btw guys its not about size teehee

Ew roasts beef curtains? Dude wtf XD

Most girls get a 6” dildo on average though, there have been many studies on this that prove you wrong