Guys, getting a girlfriend will NOT make you happier.

42  2018-05-06 by Sniveling_Cur

...it will only remove the -100 Happiness Forever Alone debuff, nothing more.

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And how do you know this?

-Because I got a girlfriend

Incels will still deny this theory that a girlfriend wont change a thing tbh

I've had multiple gfs, fwbs ans ons, this changes nothing. Still depressed, still misogynist.

damn, thats a brutal blackpill for incels to swallow tbh

This. Absolute truth.

You will have to worry about her fucking someone behind your back, bleeding and mood swinging every 3 weeks, putting up with her cunt friends, her roastie past, judgement parents, indecisiveness about what to eat for dinner, etc.

You will have to worry about her fucking someone behind your back

If you fuck her well, she won't have a reason.

bleeding and mood swinging every 3 weeks

Not every girl has the psychotic mood swings the media show you. For example, I have really bad cramps (sometimes even painkillers won't do much), feel bloated and I'm not in the mood for anything sexual but I'm still trying my best to be a nice person.

putting up with her cunt friends

Why would she have to have cunt friends? And if they are, you can always meet her once and then talk to her about not wanting to deal with them again and why.

judgement parents

Why couldn't her parents be cool?

indecisiveness about what to eat for dinner

Again, not nearly every woman is like that. And if she is, why wouldn't you use it to your advantage and get you both what you like?

If you fuck her well, she won't have a reason.

She doesn't have a reason if you don't fuck her well either.

Girls (and guys but only if they’re real good looking) would rather cheat than breakup with someone and go fuck other people. Cheating is mainstream as fuck nowadays

If you fuck her well

And you won't unless you're Chad.

Weird that you both didn't even consider my other points, just this one.

Exactly, actually she won't even be able to orgasm as frequent or at all if you are not a Chad or at least high tier normie, also her friends who tell you are handsome also makes her orgasm harder or more frequent. Females are collective social animals after all and care more about what herd thinks and says than herself.

http://www.toddkshackelford.com/downloads/Sela-Weekes-Shackelford-Shackelford-Pham-PAID-2015.pdf

It's over

Must suck going through life so bitter and confused, with such low self esteem too. Guess there’s nothing else left for you to do huh?

If you fuck her well she won't have a reason... that's not a reason to cheat on someone, if that's really a deal breaker than end the relationship. Other than that i agree with all your points and I'm mainly here to support your period point, my SO is a fucking saint when she's on her period, she just as bad cramps and feels nausea for a daybor two but she has no mood fluctuations of any kind

If you fuck her well, she won't have a reason.

False. The reason these whores slut around isn't purely because of physical sensations. It's emotional validation, which naturally lowers as familiarity with someone rises.

Being an incel and all, how would you know?

Guess your better off fucking you body pillow then, eh chump?

Go back to your Nintendo Switch, cuck

Quiet down Manlet.

Dude it sounds like you might just be into guys instead of girls.

So criticising women means you're gay now? HM, cool.

Then why claim you love women if you talk so much ish behind their backs?

do I?

So EVEN IF you could get laid and not be an incel, you would STILL be a beta cuck.

Lmaoooooooooo