Beware pleasant-sounding lies

113  2018-05-06 by completeutterbuffoon

"We're not all as picky as you think we are. There are a few shallow bitches out there, but most of us just want to be cuddled, and would be plenty happy with an average-looking guy. We get lonely, too."

Whenever you hear this, remember that women rate 80% of men as below average in attractiveness. Their definition of "average" is closer to Chad than the real everyman. If you're genuinely below average, women think you're a freak, and would rather have molten lead poured into their ears than have anything to do with you.

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The blackpill never lies.

Roasties always lie, never trust a roastie

indeed

True but it's not hard to tell they're lying when they follow it up with "and that's why I am trying to convince myself I am happy with my boyfriend."

As 3oh!3 said “cant trust a hoe, never trust a hoe”

Women are truly fucked up. We need some type of mass brain modification that will make these sluts stop being sluts if they won't accept men being in charge.

We need some type of mass brain modification that will make these sluts stop being sluts if they won't accept men being in charge.

For the time What We can do is Grow in numbers like exponentially Grow until We reach the point where We can influence policies and vote, Create our own fight club community. Make shit loads of money from our community smart inventions. We need to brainstorm this shit away from outside world that wants away with us

Remember We are stronger united.

Oh pray tell, what policies would you vote for?

For instance a woman who refuses a man because of his genetics Will be fined 80% worth of her yearly salary, That money will go to a special fund designed to cover the costs of the victims therapy and their over all well being.

That sounds like slavery with extra steps.

Remember If women could do this They wouldn't think twice about it.

Yes. You can tell a person's political leanings by their genitals.

Jesus christ this sub is even more deluded than I thought

Slavery got a lot of shit done.

Janitorial work, mostly. How'd you like to do your job with no salary?

I wouldn't. SO? Slavery was invented by Africans, against Africans.

What year was that?

Hypothetically, a woman offers to sleep with you. You don't find her attractive at all, so you reject her. This upsets her to the point that she needs therapy.

In this situation, is her pain your fault and should you pay her 80% of your salary to make her feel better?

You don't seem to understand the situation do you?, Unlike us, Women can get sex at will. such words Hypothetically, perhaps, maybe ?? don't exist in women world. When they want it they get it as simple as

Men can get sex at will as well, are there no prostitutes in your area?

Ugly women do exist. Women can get sex at will, yes. But not automatically with people they actually want to sleep with. Ugly women have to lower their standards or pay for it. But when people tell incels to lower their standards they say no, because apparently they deserve more than someone within their league.

she mentally ill

All women are mentally ill children (except SSBBW-Gaming)

Does thinking this way make you feel better?

Like, when you look at yourself and your life, are you happy with who you turned out to be?

Yes..I live on a mountain in Hawaii, have plenty of work, money, friends..play music in 3 bands..life is pretty good. I'm also tall, white, healthy, and debt-free.

If you're happy why are you on this sub?

Just trying to...understand this. As someone who would literally be a slave if you were in charge.

Because you can't stop me.

So.. out of spite?

Sharia implantation would solve a lot of the problems

implantation

Embedded microchip that shocks roasties whenever they think slutty thoughts? I like it.

Sharia implantation would solve a lot of the problems

Like a Morty-control chip in your brain?

Hahaha for which word should I trade "implantation"? I'm not a native speaker so I lack vocabulary sometimes

You're asking me for help? With your plan. Your plan to control people with extremist mythology. No.

Hey everybody, u/blackpillnormie is a non-English speaker who wants Sharia law. Incels, y'all.

Lol, whatever dude D:

Make abortion a Class A felony, and repeal women's right to vote and own property.

You would still be a single janitor. You're a terrible person with terrible ideas.

Just because you are too dull-witted to understand my GREAT ideas, doesn't make them terrible. But..pearls before swine.

Sick burn, m'lady

You're not even in control of your own body. How are you going to control a woman?

At this point in time there is no controlling women even if you are a 10/10 rich confident super chad. At the end of the day they will ALWAYS cheat on you at some point in time whether it's at 5 months or 20 years. If women were more submissive we'd have a lot better society.

I bet people submitting to your every need would make your life a lot easier. You think a submissive woman will make you thinner?

Maybe not but it would definitely increase my confidence. Also you are a sick fuck for targeting people with body issues, you deserve to get your ass beat.

Like targeting people for having a vagina, and saying they should be more submissive?

Ok? Maybe I'm mentally ill so that gives you the right to fuck with me? Then you target my body issues? There's a huge difference between targeting a group and then targeting an individual for their personal mental and physical problems you sociopathic bitch. God women are truly sick, this is what I'm talking about when I say whores like you need to be controlled.

You literally want to change 3.5 billion people because you are weak. And I'm the sociopath?

And you get a kick out of targeting mentally ill people. Do you go to a mental hospital and laugh at the people there because they have some crazy opinions you sick fuck? Stop acting like you're the same one here. You personally targeted me for my body issues and then tried to justify it because you disagree.

I personally targeted you because you advocate "mass brain modification that will make these sluts stop being sluts if they won't accept men being in charge." Then you said you thought the world would be a better place if women were submissive.

Now you're playing the victim, and calling me names. Yes. You are mentally ill. And abusive. Work on that. Even if you were thin, no woman should date you because you are abusive, controlling, and manipulative.

Ps. When it was about your body issues, I helped you. This time it's about you being a fascist.

When I find where you live I'm fucking murdering you. I don't care if the cops come and I go to jail. I'm going to fucking Kill you.

Jesus Christ dude, calm the fuck down.

I will never calm down until I find this motherfucker and kill him. I want to torture him in a fucking dungeon. Fuck him, he is not a human and deserves death.

from kvothe5689 via /r/Braincels sent 8 minutes ago

When I find where you live I'm fucking murdering you. I don't care if the cops come and I go to jail. I'm going to fucking Kill you

Good. Spam it everywhere I don't give a fuck.

That was a CYA move on my part. I know you're upset right now. But you'll calm down. I don't want you ruining your life over me. I'm not worth it. Put your energy into saving yourself. You are worth it.

Oh now you want to be nice huh? Go fuck yourself, you're no better than bullies who suddenly get a change of heart once their Stacy gets Swiss cheesed in a mass shooting

the world would be a better place if women were submissive.

And if they would have their cellphones and computers confiscated.

Maybe if you get thinner you won't sound like such a vile piece of shit.

I wish I could kill one person for every shit comment like this made on here and personally send you a picture with your reddit name on it.

I mean, do you not consider yourself a vile piece of shit?

Of course I do. I'm mentally ill and I have thoughts of killing, raping, and suicide every day. But you get a kick out of fucking with people who are mentally ill, and you deserve to get your teeth kicked in for that.

What are you doing about your mental illness?

And how am i fucking with you? By making an observation?

How is he a vile piece of shit? Hardly an observation.

Join the navy, and go beat some penguins to death. Send us pics of that.

Fatty fatty boom-ballaty. You couldn't control a woman because all any woman has to do to escape is run up a flight of stairs.

If I had your address I would cut you open with a fucking knife you motherfucker.

Nah, I'd push you down the stairs and laugh at your jiggly thighs and belly.

I'm going to shoot you and your entire fucking family motherfucker you truly deserve death people like you should not exist on this fucking planet every person like you I find on the streets I'm going to kill them 1 by 1 you are all going to die

You won’t.

I will. These people need to be removed from this world. I will deliver them to the next plane of existence where they can be tortured for all of eternity.

Right. You’re mad because someone was supposedly targeting you due to your mental illness, yet you’re targeting everyone else because of their existence? Pot, meet kettle.

I don't give a fuck what I'm mad about anymore. I don't give a fuck about mental illnesses, the only thing I care about is making sure people like him and you suffer for the rest of eternity.

You're doing the exact opposite of making me suffer, bubba. Good job.

Good. You'll be seeing some interesting news reports tommorow. Go make another fat joke bitch, you're to scared to come near me.

Hey, kvothe5689, just a quick heads-up:
tommorow is actually spelled tomorrow. You can remember it by one m, two rs.
Have a nice day!

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"Breaking news: Local fat kid arrested for attempted murder. Victim escaped by jogging up a slight incline and calling 911. Suspect was pursued by police for fourteen seconds until losing his breath mid-chase. He is currently in jail. Reports say inmates have given him the nickname, 'Fat Bottom Girl'."

Ocongratulations, another whore gets to get tortured for that.

Your whore mother gets enough torture having a fat lolcow son. don't you think the whores have had enough?

You will suffer. The lucky girl gets to have your reddit handle stuck to her suicide note. I think you'll feel really good after that motherfucker.

Don't keep me waiting.

Lol you don’t even know me. Beside, don’t you see how idiotic you sound? I mean, you’re so miserable about your own life and the circumstances surrounding it, yet I bet you’re not doing anything constructive to change it. You’re on Reddit, asking how to kill your sex drive. It’s normal to have a sex drive like that, especially at your age. If you’re unhappy with your appearance, you change it. You can’t change the world around you.

I've tried to change, it's not happening. Maybe a chad like you can change anytime you like, but if I'm so pathetic and idiotic I can't do it. The only thing that makes me feel ok is hurting people, so that's what I'll dedicate my life to.

You can change. You have to stop blaming others or taking it out on yourself first. You have to understand that this is the card life has handed to you. You can change the things you don’t like. I know you’ve heard it before, but it’s possible. Trust me, I’m overweight too, and you said you enjoy talking to people, so you have potential. You just have to learn how to interact with others. Ask your parents for help. Threatening people online isn’t the proper way to escape, or to go about making things better.

Go fuck yourself. I hope one day you fuck with the wrong person irl and they come choke you out.

Well you certainly did, because I’ve taken screenshots of everything you’ve posted and I’m taking them to an FBI field office. You’re clearly unstable and a threat to yourself and others. Have a good night.

Don't care, I will be dead by tommorow. Goodbye.

Hey, kvothe5689, just a quick heads-up:
tommorow is actually spelled tomorrow. You can remember it by one m, two rs.
Have a nice day!

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I don't think so, thunder-thighs. You don't even have the balls to buy a gun at the gun store. Mommy might catch you and take away your smartphone.

Yeah? I'll just go and choke out every bitch on the street that I see and send you a picture with your name tag on it motherfucker. Maybe I'll even throw some whore off a building and write a suicide not saying you drove her to do it. You need to suffer either way.

Better hope there aren't any stairs nearby.

You need to burn in Hell motherfucker. I will show you and everyone.

The only thing you'll show the world is how girlish your thighs are.

Good. I will strangle some bitch to death and laugh doing it motherfucker.

You'd have better lick sitting on her.

completeutterbuffoon[S] 4 points 11 hours ago

Fatty fatty boom-ballaty. You couldn't control a woman because all any woman has to do to escape is run up a flight of stairs.

FYI, you're a genuine asshole. You made a kid cry, then used it for karma posts on other subs. That's fucking evil. You're a sociopath.

Jesus said all roasties need to submit to their men, and be silent in the churches. THIS I BELIEVE!!

Jesus wasn't real. Low IQ post.

Jesus was real, you low IQ Slav softboi. He WASN'T supernatural, just a hippie that refused to get a real job.

You worship unemployed hippies invented by guys smoking pot, and theorizing about eternal life. Why not Shaggy and Scooby? They are as real as jesus

What a neat fact! Thanks! Rats are pretty cool.

You should let a bunch live in your house, and snuggle with you at night!

There's your new masturbation fantasy.

I was looking for some fresh fish..

I wonder if the fact that the men and women in the article were OkCupid users changes anything.

The fact that they were dating site users before good digital cameras were on every phone does suggest that a lot of men would look worse because of poor photography. Men are very prone to looking better IRL, at least before their 40s.

Yeah, it makes the article more legitimate as women can't claim that these men had a bad personality since these statistics are based on the profile photos alone.

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Chadlite is average to them. I'm sick of foids, I'm about to go full volcel. They enrage me.

I'm about to go full volcel.

Cope. U are incel, u dont need to go volcel.

Yes because you know me and my life.

If it ends with -cel it's fucking retarded.

Even a parcel? I enjoy receiving parcels.

Rhey literally arent that picky. Your own article says that women still contact those who are below average looking in their minds. Meanwhile it appears to be men that only contact the best looking.

Meanwhile it appears to be men that only contact the best looking.

No

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By the same article, women are much more likely then men to message the lower end.

Alright! Jesus Christ, this sub repeats itself more than a parrot with Alzheimers. Is there actually a single other study who backs up that 80%-claim? Or let's rephrase that. Is there actually a study that backs it up? You know, an actual, grown-up, scientific study and not just a blog post by OKCupid?

l0l why would you need a scientific study for this, and how would you even conduct it?

women will always lie when they're in public view, in fact they'll pretty much lie to everyone who isn't their boyfriend (chad) or their in-group of "girlfriends"

the best way to know true female thoughts is to monitor some all-female chat

l0l why would you need a scientific study for this

Because incels seem pretty happy with throwing around OKCupids "study". It would be one thing if you just claimed it to be true. Then it's just an anecdote. But if you present it as scientific fact that's backed by a "study", you should be ready to have it exposed to the same kind of scrutiny every other study has to undergo.

and how would you even conduct it?

I don't know. I'm not in social sciences.

"We're not all as picky as you think we are"

Fucking lol.

Don't forget that if you're ethnic, the odds are even worse. For ethnics only the top 5% get rated as normal and only 1% are attractive. You need to be a Chad just to be viewed as a human if you're ethnic in 2018.

Try being a balding 5'2" Indian janitor!

I'd rather be a CurryCel than a SandCel.

True, unless we're talkin bout Omar Sharif 30 years ago.

There are many Chaddams today that are more handsome than he ever was. But that's only a small percentage. In terms of being incel, i'd but currycels above sandcels. Unless it's a white passing sandcel.

Nah I'm a currycel, sandcels are a little bit lighter toned than us so I would rather be one of them.

If you're white passing, you'll have it better as a SandCel. But brown SandCels have it worse than CurryCels. As a CurryCell you're only seen as undesirable in the dating world. People don't hate you. SandCels are undesirable in the dating world and they're hated.

"It's everybody's fault but mine"

it's over for me specifically, i probably rate in the bottom 5%

I personally targeted you because you advocate "mass brain modification that will make these sluts stop being sluts if they won't accept men being in charge." Then you said you thought the world would be a better place if women were submissive.

Now you're playing the victim, and calling me names. Yes. You are mentally ill. And abusive. Work on that. Even if you were thin, no woman should date you because you are abusive, controlling, and manipulative.

Ps. When it was about your body issues, I helped you. This time it's about you being a fascist.

I'm going to shoot you and your entire fucking family motherfucker you truly deserve death people like you should not exist on this fucking planet every person like you I find on the streets I'm going to kill them 1 by 1 you are all going to die

Try being a balding 5'2" Indian janitor!

completeutterbuffoon[S] 4 points 11 hours ago

Fatty fatty boom-ballaty. You couldn't control a woman because all any woman has to do to escape is run up a flight of stairs.

FYI, you're a genuine asshole. You made a kid cry, then used it for karma posts on other subs. That's fucking evil. You're a sociopath.