dude looks more like a light-skinned curry than an arabcel (sandcel=arabcel, right?)

No SandCel = Anyone from the Middle East or North Africa.

I'm gonna go ahead and say you're not actually one of us, are you?

I am a SandCel.

Btw, I found this article. It says he's Egyptian.

100% sure he's a curry and not an arab

thin ankles do not equal skipping leg day lmao.

He's a SandCel from Egypt.

Egyptian, so probably into raping boys.

I would do anything to have hair like that.

Shaved chest= less disgusting. Long hair=powerful. White pants=filthy rich Slightly glosdy sweat=indication of sex. Browned skin=healthy No obese stomache/muffintop= healthy, has sex No super big sixpack with veiny arms= not a gym crackhead.

Not showing teeth= less requirement. No direct sixpack=less requirement. Honestly, this is obtainable. To do list: grow hair long, go to yoga teacher school for outdoors workouts and pants. Shave chest, visit cliffy beach in summer with a tripod. Buy shitty amulet on aliexpress. Yoga school in italy takes half a year, same time for hair length. Shavers you already have. Yoga pants might be included. Price estimate: 3$ for amulet, 18$ for pants ( unless you ho to thailand night market and buy them for 0,5$), some $10,000 for a yoga school with food and beds. Flight ticket can be included. Or just live in a warm area for half a year and follow downloaded youtube videos. Cost estimate: 10,021$

I prefer hairy chests

His face is unobtainable. For some of us, so is his facial hair. If he had big, tired-looking eyes or a long face, he would be ugly.

Also, long hair looks like unkempt dogshit on most guys.

Someone get me his hair routine.

His facial structure and facial hair is unobtainable.

Oh man the face and beard is all I've got! Time to hit up some yoga, buy some white pants (oh I have these exact ones already LMAO what a coincidence), then get a camera (oh lol I have a GoPro already), and then go to the beach (hey I'm going in 2 weeks!), find a girl (oh lol.....guess what?), realize I'm a terrible internet troll to be loathed and hated by all (check!).

LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!...*Eats the fuck out of a vagina*(Oh this was yesterday not today never mind!)

He's wearing Aladdin pants though, not yoga pants like /u/pfcarrot suggested.

Yeah, I have these they are white linen, flowy as hell, and make me feel naked af. Oh and I'm banned from wearing them in public without my girl because they apparently show my bulge although I have never seen this from my perspective.

*Eats the fuck out of a va

hahaha what?

add surgery and end up like michael Jackson

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Hi jesus

Women would rather choose a 2.5-3 PSL fat ass white guy over him.

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA

Sure mate.

Not at all, I've seen below average looking guys date pretty women because they make them laugh and genuinely happy

Oh I believe you

Jk

Pls Fuck off

Yeah, until his credit card explodes.

Idk about you but that's never happened to me

Twist: you have never dated.

Sure if you want to believe that or you can continue hating women because they're all the same

I don't hate women, show me one SERIOUS post of mine that says otherwise, fool. A lot of what I say is IN JEST. You probably don't know the difference.

Brown subhumans need god tier looks just to be viewed as a human by fems in 2018.

It never started.

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I don't hate women, show me one SERIOUS post of mine that says otherwise, fool. A lot of what I say is IN JEST. You probably don't know the difference.